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tired: the bats are so weird and creepy and everyone else is always so normal compared to them!

wired: impulse started fidgeting so hard he just started vibrating and clipped halfway through the floor and part of helen's foot before he realized what he was doing. this is just a normal tuesday

inspired: superman, superboy, and supergirl are sitting together in midair having a mild-mannered midwestern discussion as to which of their nonpowered combatant friends has the most fucked-up looking bones. several of said friends are in the room and really wish they wouldn't do this

#rimi talks #sorry every time i see a ''wow gotham is so weird and everyone else plays straightman'' post or fic i just #speedsters are walking bethesda glitches and supers are freaky powered aliens.#i haven't read as much amazon lore so i don't want to make Inaccurate Jokes but theres Definitely ways for them to be weird as fuck too #like im SURE there are theyre magic and also have superpowers #Everyone In This House Is Kind Of A Freak. All Of Them #constantly thinking abt becketts post of jon asking if he can look at bruce's fucked up skull #bc his dad says batman gets hit in the head nightly and now he's curious and wants to see #fucking devastating man laskdjflkdjs

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