#i hope colin bridgerton personally bought that man a better loupe because really dude? you couldn't tell those rubies were glass?

[coquelicoq]

i hope kathony kept mr. brookes in lemon cake for the rest of his days. i hope they made him the bridgerton family jeweler. i hope he was the godfather of every single one of their children. this is the only happily ever after i will accept and i am not taking questions at this time💕

part v of bridgerton characters as text posts

[Image description: 10 stills featuring characters from season 2 of the TV show “Bridgerton” with tumblr text posts edited in.

1: Kate is sitting in a room at the palace watching Edwina and Anthony plan their wedding with the Queen. The text post by tumblr user BitchyCode reads “where's my oscar for acting like i'm not falling apart”

2: Penelope is eavesdropping on two gossiping footmen at a ball. The text post by GrandEstrology reads “I don't wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened”

3: Anthony smirks at Kate after being welcomed to the soiree she had deliberately not invited him to. The text post by greelin reads “[looks fondly at character] ah, there he is. that motherfucker. what a tool”

4: Edwina looks up at Kate on her wedding day with angry tears in her eyes. The text post by greelin reads “i may be short but that doesn't mean you're not about to experience the wrath of a god”

5: Lady Mary stands up to her parents at dinner. The text post by XiaoGuiWang reads “with all due respect, which is none,”

6: Close-up of Penelope's hand holding a quill as she writes an anonymous gossip sheet exposing her best friend Eloise's scandalous activities. The text post by BisexualCrabKing reads “* writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen * i'm losing my sense of humanity”

7: Eloise stands between Penelope and Kate at Lady Danbury's soiree, grimacing as she watches gentlemen show off their questionable talents. The text post by ghirahime reads “am i too judgemental or is everyone annoying: an autobiography by me"

8: Portia gazes woefully at her reflection in the mirror while bemoaning her family's dire financial straits. The text post by KeyBoardE reads “having a million dollars would improve my life by 100%”

9: Mr. Brookes stands between Kate and Anthony, looking pleased with himself after placing the betrothal ring meant for Kate's sister onto Kate's finger. The text post by joey-wheeler-official reads “Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it's his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.”

10: Edwina glares up at Anthony, supremely unimpressed, after handing his bouquet off to a footman. The text post by ArabWife reads “I'll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first"

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