#i just wanna look so swagger smh

[fayfictions]

Ryan finding baby photos of Swagger and showing them to embarrass him

i still wanna see the baby photo swagger has of him in a sailors outfit smh

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“guys, look what I found!” ryan called, pulling out his phone.

“is it porn of us again? please don’t fucking show us if it is,” matt sighed.

“not this time. its something way better.”

“what could possibly be way better than me riding mason?” toby laughed, getting an almost uncomfortable chuckle from mason.

“I found swagger’s baby photos.”

“you did not,” jay gasped. “I wanna see! show them!”

ryan pulled up the pictures, and everyone crowded around the phone. “aww, look at him!” toby cooed.

“that’s a chunky baby if ive ever seen one,” matt chuckled.

“what the fuck are you guys looking at?” swagger asked, walking into the room.

“just your baby photos. no biggie,” jay said, giggling slightly.

“what. give me the fucking phone right now! he yelled, trying to squeeze past them. 

“swagger you were so cute as a baby!” toby said.

“yeah, what fucking happened, mate?” mason laughed.

“hey, hey! don’t talk about my fucking baby photos! now give me the god damn phone and stop looking at them!”

“its not your phone, why should I give it to you?” ryan laughed, holding it up so if swagger got in he couldn’t reach it.

[cheonjaem-blog]

wanna one as types of boyfriends

yoon jisung:

the walking meme. everything he does is fucking hilarious. you literally have 2000 photos of him on your phone which could be edited into potential memes. there’s never a sad/boring day in your life. he’s actually always super excited about everything and you always sometimes question his mental age but you still think it’s really cute. always makes stupid puns and jokes to make you laugh (that sometimes even results to self degradation). all that makes him happy is seeing you smile, so he makes that his daily goal. likes to send you weird pictures of him using different filters on snapchat that you obviously screenshot. he’s super funny and your whole family loves him, especially the kids. “auntie when are you getting married to uncle jisung?” “soon” “um jisung wtf stop lying to the kids” “i never said i was lying”

ha sungwoon:

the tea sipper. he has the dirt on everyone, and i mean everyone. knows what’s going on in your life, your neighbor’s life, and your second cousin’s uncle’s grandfather’s life. your dates consist of gossiping with the neighborhood aunties every week at the book club he organized. wants to know how your day is and knows you so well that he can tell when your feeling down. sings to make you feel better, and if that doesn’t make you smile, he’ll probably pull out the big guns and start dancing to girl’s day something. doesn’t mind embarrassing himself if it makes you happy :’). doesn’t like it when you call him cute bc he’s “manly not cute”. tries to fight other people when they talk shit about you. talks a lot!!! like when you’re trying to catch some z’s, all he does is talk about how your neighbor’s husband is cheating on her with her sister??? “omg don’t tell anyone but jisoo’s husband is cheating on her with her own sister” “wtf how do you know?? did you stalk her husband again??” “no way, i was throwing away the trash and i saw them?? coincidentally??”

hwang minhyun:

the perfectionist. a little ocd and always needs everything to be super clean and organized. he told you that he had perfect attendance in school and always had straight a’s. his skin is perfect, his visuals are perfect, and his voice is perfect. sometimes you feel like he’s too good for you, but then you remember how much of an awkward loser he is in real life. texts you the most romantic things, but can’t say it in person to you. you like to tease him a lot for being an awkward antisocial person. very easily embarrassed person. not a big pda person. blushes a lot. doesn’t know how to convey his feelings into words or actions, but it’s okay bc you know he’s trying hard. he looks like a cold tsundere but sike he’s a soft mochi on the inside. smiles a lot more now bc “you make me happy i guess”. 

ong seongwoo:

the prankster. he loves messing around with you and pissing you off. one time he put blue dye into your body wash and you came out of the shower looking like a smurf. you guys end up having prank wars and once you even super glued his feet into his shoes. when he’s not thinking of ingenious plans to prank you, he’s actually a really sweet boyfriend. sometimes he takes you out on spontaneous dates to that fancy restaurant across town to make up an excuse to see you wear a beautiful dress. but he loves taking you on midnight rides. like he’ll drive you in silence as you enjoy the night sky and talk to you about random things and let you rant about your inner thoughts. “stop staring at me ong!! focus on the road” “you’re just too beautiful. you distracted me”

kim jaehwan:

the musician. he confessed to you in broad daylight while playing the guitar and singing a song written for you. you guys were sitting on a bench in the city and he randomly whips out his guitar and starts singing. a crowd gathers around you eventually, and they cheer when you accept his confession. he likes to write songs in the middle of the night, so you’ll probably wake up at 3 AM and hear him playing random chords on the piano and writing lyrics in the dark. he writes songs thinking about you and likes to sing to you when you have trouble sleeping. also super extra!! likes to boast about things that he can’t do like karate and playing soccer. he told you that he used to play soccer in middle school, but when you actually took him out to play he said “yeah i played soccer. i played fifa” “ugh i hate you so much right now”

kang daniel:

the gamer. he’s a huge fucking loser, and he loves playing league and overwatch and basically every game ever. tried to teach you how to play league once but you never understood anything, so he ended up carrying the team and winning. spends 95% of his time indoors, but he also likes to cuddle with you when he’s gaming. makes you sit on his lap while he wraps his arms around you and rests his chin on your head when he plays. likes taking you to comicon or any other nerdy convention. but it’s endearing to see him so excited about cosplayers. “cosplay with me next year” “lol how about a no”

park jihoon:

the prince. on top of his handsome looks and dancing skills, he was also born with a silver spoon in his mouth. buys you everything you’ve ever wanted and then some. but you’re not interested in materialism ok yes you are but you’re more interested in him. so he doesn’t really understand love?? like he’s always been loved by his parents but he tries his hardest to convey his feelings for you without extravagant gifts. like this is the first time someone told him that they didn’t want a new car and he doesn’t understand why you don’t want a mercedes benz but it’s your loss?? he takes you to nice dates at super expensive high end restaurants while you assure him that getting a take-away pizza is always fine too. wears gucci and givenchy and saint laurent and tries to buy you clothes from there too but one dress is worth more than your life??? he likes to sleep on your shoulder while you stroke his hair. really cute relationship full of $$$. if you need a sugar daddy you know who to call. “you want a new car?” “wtf no i want a new boyfriend” “>:((((”  

park woojin:

the shy turned wild one. yeah he was really shy when you first met but now he wildin. you tried taking him to a family party once but he was getting too into his dancing and ended up grinding the floor. what happened to the shy bean that couldn’t look you in the eye?? sometimes he’s still really shy around people he just met, and he kind of attaches himself to you. but dancing really makes him let everything go, and he tries to teach you choreographies to your favorite songs. taught you how to dance to red velvet and exo and rap to okey dokey. dates consists of dance lessons and chilling at home watching smtm together. bet milk tea on who’s going to make it to the finals. “yo it’s gonna be nucksal” “oh hell no i’m betting on hangzoo” “wow it’s only bc you like zico & dean more smh i thought you loved me”

bae jinyoung:

the nerd that turned hot. you known him since elementary school but boy did he glow up in high school. the last thing you remember was him being that smart nerd that never talked, but now he has a whole army of girls chasing after him. outside appearance may have changed but he’s still a nerd. dates consists of chilling at home and watching the latest episode of the anime y’all like while cuddling. takes you to animecon where you cringe at the weebs but where he enjoys every moment of it. likes taking you to manga and anime stores. dreams of going to japan with you. also likes to buy you cute couple charms for your phone. “i bought you the touka charm bc you’re the touka to my kaneki” “you’re such a fucking weeb lmao but sasaki is better”

lee daehwi:

the foreign swagger. yeah he lived in america for 4 years, that’s why he’s here man. just kidding, he’s a super adorable boyfriend that sometimes mixes up his languages when he’s flustered. super caring and always frets over you. nags you a lot when you get sick. “i told you not to go outside without a jacket!” but really good music tastes. makes different spotify playlists for you to listen to when you’re sad or tryna to get turnt. likes shopping dates!! he is your personal fashion designer and buys cute dresses when he thinks you look cute in them. “i thought this color suited you really well, so i bought it!” “um but it says it’s $300″ “oops?”

lai guanlin:

the athlete. he likes every sport but he’s super obsessed with basketball dude. like he’ll take you out to the nearest basketball court to shoot with him even if you can’t make a shot for your life. dw he’ll teach you the proper shooting form and how to dribble. you’ll end up having lots of cute basketball dates and afterward he’ll probably take you out for ice cream. likes to rest his head in your lap as he practices his shooting form laying down. lots of after-practice cuddles. “ew guanlin you’re so sweaty. get off of me” “no i like staying with you like this”

[fayfictions]

Tag

Oof I've been tagged by @not-swagger-souls, so here we go

Rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people

Tagging: uhh I'm not gonna tag twenty people but @krytoonz @gurenmonster @chinxino5 @deadlyplushie here u go

Last

1. drink - coke

2. phone call - I don't remember, I usually don't get phone calls

3. text message - my sister

4. song you listened - I don't remember either

5. time you cried - two weeks ago I think?

6. dated someone twice? - no

7. kissed someone and regretted it - uhh no

8. been cheated on - no

9. lost someone special - yeah

10. been depressed - ... Yeah...

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - nope, I'm a minor

fave colours

12. pink

13. black

14. red

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - I think so

16. fallen out of love - yeah

17. laughed until you cried - yes

18. found out someone was talking about you - no

19. met someone who changed you - uhh idk

20. found out who your friends are - I'd like to think so

21. kissed someone on your Facebook friends list - no, I don't have facebook lmao

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - see above answer

23. do you have any pets - one dog

24. do you want to change your name - sometimes (I'm looking at u @deadlyplushie)

25. what did you do for your last birthday - just had a birthday party

26. what time did you wake up today - sometimes before 8:30, probably between 8:00-8:20

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - either sleeping or trying to sleep

28. what is something you cant wait for - me to be able to finally buy merch

30. what are you listening to right now - the sound of the TV in the living room

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - yes, @terrornuckle

32. something that’s getting on your nerves - my friend's photo gallery smh

33. most visited website - this one right here buddy

34. hair color - dirty blond

35. long or short hair - short, but I'm growing it out

36. do you have a crush on someone - sadly, yes

37. what do you like about yourself - uhh nothing really lmao

38. want any piercings? - I have ear piercings, I'm fine with that

39. blood type - idk

40. nicknames -  irl: faythyloo, faythyloo-hoo, loo-loo; online: van, vannie, fay, thot

41. relationship status - single

42. zodiac -  cancer

43. pronouns - uhh all of them, I really don't care lol

44. fave tv shows - NCIS

45. tattoos - nope

46. right or left handed - right

47. ever had surgery -  yeah

48. piercings -  yep

49. sport - believe it or not I kinda wanted to do soccer at one point but never got in

50. vacation - we went to universal yesterday so like

51. trainers - uhh idk

more general

52. eating - right now? nothing

53. drinking - see above answer

54. i’m about to watch - nothing, probably

55. waiting for - nothing

56. want - merch lmao

57. get married - do I want to get married? Idk, maybe

58. career - I wanna be a writer

59. hugs or kisses - both

60. lips or eyes - lips

61. shorter or taller - taller

62. older or younger - younger

63. nice arms or stomach - arms

64. hookup or relationship - relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant -  hesitant

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - ew no

67. drank hard liquor - no

68. lost glasses - yeah, and then we found them and then lost them again

69. turned someone down - yep

70. sex on first date - no

71. broken someone’s heart - I hope not

72. had your heart broken - not really no

73. been arrested - no, I'm a good child

74. cried when someone died - yeah

75. fallen for a friend - sadly, yes (that's currently happening smh)

do you believe in

76. yourself - not really no

77. miracles - hmm sometimes

78. love at first sight - idk

79. santa claus - no

80. kiss on a first date - idk

81. angels - sometimes

82. best friend’s name - I have too many best friends

83. eye color - blueish gray

84. fave movie - idk

85. fave actor - I don't have one tbh