#i know larry said that robert wouldn't forgive eric for calling timothy “a cat” or “tim” but it fit better that timothy wouldn't

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KILMENY OF THE OLD ORCHARD READALONG.

Ladies, Gentleman and Everyone in Between & Beyond, may I kindly introduce a honourable member of an elite Club of LMM CATS™, our new Royalty:

Sir Timothy the Cat:

Sir Timothy The Cat (Timothy to the few chosen ones Sir Timothy views as worthy of his friendship) Williamson, resides in Lindsay (Prince Edward Island) alongside his adoring parents: Mrs. and Mr. Williamsons. He enjoys being petted and praised, as well as eating first-class bacon from Mr. Robert's (his father's) plate.

Sir Timothy's favourite treat is a bowlful of fresh cream.

Sir Timothy never forgets his manners, eats in a dainty way, and purrs in a resonant gratitude.

Sir Timothy has his own special place on the kitchen bench (warning: the place is NOT to be sat on by anyone else but Sir Timothy).

The other place Sir Timothy finds agreeable is the top of the dresser, where he is able to gravely address himself to the disposal of various tid-bits.

Here are some heart-warming photos of Sir Timothy's kittenhood:

Sir Timothy showing a grand dignity from the first moments of his life! (He shall not be teased.)

Sir Timothy accepting tribute and graciously bestowing a meow.

Sir Timothy living by the rule of Confucius "Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising every time we fail."

Wasn't he a handsome little lad?

But please, do not disrespect Sir Timothy, for he is a brave and courageous cat-being:

Let us hear the the cautious warning by a young gentelman, Mr. Larry West, a former school teacher of Lindsay (Prince Edward Island):

“The name of this animal is Timothy and as such he must always be called and referred to. Never, [...], let him hear you speaking of [him] as ‘the cat,’ or even as ‘Tim.’ You will never be forgiven and he will not consider you a fit person to have charge of the school." [Edit: Mr. Larry West himself had learnt this lesson too late].

Let us finish this short introduction by showing the recent photo session Sir Timothy agreed to take part in:

Sir Timothy during his daily morning exercise routine and strenght-training:

Sir Timothy enjoying his daily dose of being petted:

Sir Timothy being the subject of affection of many:

Sir Timothy during New Year's Eve Party (We love the sparkly coat! Sir Timothy is a fashion icon):

(A tip for those who want to achieve such an amazing effect: don't skimp on glitter):

Sir Timothy's daily beauty routine:

Sir Timothy enjoying his meal:

Sir Timothy having his well-deserved rest after such tiresome day:

Sir Timothy is the new member of the elite Club of LMM CATS™ - introduced via The Kilmeny of The Orchard. He is the BEST part of the novel and we love him for this!

WE STAN OUR SIR TIMOTHY! (PETITION TO REWRITE THE ENTIRE KILMENY BOOK SO THERE ARE ONLY SIR TIMOTHY AND HIS SERVANTS... I MEAN, PARENTS AND FRIENDS, PRESENT).

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