#i literally almost cut gaap off because i didn't know what quote to use

[polonium-snap]

Iruma-kun! characters as my favorite fanfic lines

Agares: Do NOT monologue at me about your issues. Keep them inside like the rest of us pal.

Allocer: I may not be beautiful, but at least I know a lot of useless information

Asmodeus: like yeah I’m gay, but I also have questionable morals and blood on my hands so fucking try me.

Ameri: That’s so romantic, I’m staring to tear up, but I refuse to cry while Old Town Road is playing.

Clara: [at clara] “Is...Is she carring that baby like a Gucci purse?” he managed to choke up.

Elizabeth: You want me to weaponize my thiccness for the forcess of good?

Gaap: [at Gaap] “Let’s grab the himbo and blow this joint.”

Iruma: (...) “all while his brainworked itself into overdrive from the mental gimnastics he was attempting in order to figure out what the fuck was going on.”

Jazz: I told him ‘hey if you died I would legally be obligated to come after you and drag you back’.

Kalego: (...) ”I’m not evil” He reminds himself on a daily basis. “I am justifiably petty.”

Kerori: I’m a professional dancer today, and a potencial Dance Mom tomorrow. I have options. 

Lied: I never asked to be born and yet here I am. Alive and Suffering.

Opera: I don’t think it ever ocurred to me you could do something as ordinary as die.

Purson: I’d say I’m sorry, but I don’t believe in lying.

Sabnock: Kids beating the shit out of each other is just modern day equivalent of dueling at sunrise and I stand by that.

I beg you send me your favorite fanfic lines