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#i mean i'm sure ik it's gonna come out when he finds out penelope is whistledown but....
dylanconrique · 28 days
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i think one of the only real critiques i have regarding season 3 is that they haven't shown nearly enough of colin's angry side. he was practically boiling over the entire book, and i personally would love to see this more in the show in the form of colin punching out one of those two ✌️"gentlemen" ✌️🙄 he's been drinking with at the balls this season.
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star-mum · 13 days
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Live Star Reaction - Saw II
im eating popcorn (hooray) so I'm writing this one handed, I apologize for any typos
OH MY GOD !!!! I WAS GONNA SAY THE KEY WAS IN HIS EYE BUT I WASNT FAST ENOUGH
damn I guess I'd just die on this one, let's make a list at the end of this of which Saw Traps I could REALISTICALLY survive and which ones I'd give up on
Venus Fly Trap: absolutely dying, at least it'd be quick
awn man I hope our friend from the last movie survived (I don't remember his name, the journalist)
"i haven't heard from you" yeah I fucking wonder why
(hope he didn't get Saw Trapped)
Are rhey gonna have a weird forced romance? i hope not :/
WHAT ? DONT APOLOGIZE TO HIM !!! HE'S AN ASSHOLE !!!
THEY'RE JUST GONNA GET HIM ????? cute ceramics bowl by way
CREEEEPY DOLL SHIT !!! Aaaand now they're dead, sucks to suck i guess
"get on your knees" *is on a wheelchair* "I don't think so 😌"
"the problem in that room" oh his son got saw trapped daaaaaammnnn
is it all their families ???
"tell me where he is" YES OF COURSE, HE DID ALL OF THIS ONLY TO TELL YOU THE ANSWER RIGHT AWAY
hey guy ik you're spiraling but this 9 year bullshit isn't helping anybody
AMANDA ?????? DAAAAMMNN TWICE IN A ROW GIRLIE ?????
the FIRST thing she did when she woke up was check the back of her head, thats a fucked up attention to detail
did he tattoo the numbers on the back of their heads ? and do theu have to go in order of the rainbow? they're all swearing different colors
or maybe in order of the names (like the initials that match the colors)
hello door, what is this about?
IS IT OUR BUDDY FROM THE LAST MOVIE ????
or is this part of the game?
"while your coming up with a game plan, im getting out of here" if by here you mean the living plain then yeah, I'd have to agree
WHAT DID HE DO 5 YEARS AGO ????? OOOOHHHH GET HIS ASS BRO
"could you get me a glass of water" ... i didn't know you got water... in this creepy lil hideout
this is driving me insane: is that Penelope Cruz ? (i have actor face blindness so I have truly have No Idea if they're even similar)
that's a fun little scavenger hunt we're going on 😊
WHO IS THAT ????? oh ;-; ew ;-;
have they all had issues with the law ? cause those 3 have been arrested and the kid just got got at the beginning of the movie, besides all the investigation stuff Im sure she got in trouble for the drug abuse
"he kidnapped me in the middle of the night" YEAH YOU'RE NOT FUCKING SPECIAL BLONDIE, SHUT THE FUCK UP (ik she's dying but she's annoying also, im sure there's a fucked reason why she's here)
who would've thunk that going into a furnace would've been a bad idea
gotta be one of the top 3 worst ways to go honestly
KSKSKSKS John Kramer is a fucking yapper, love that
get your hand away from the teenage boy, Laura
"started in jail" I TOLD YOU !!!!!!
DID HIS FATHER ARREST EVERYONE HERE ????? that'd be crazy actually
THAT IS SO FUCKED KKSKSKSS "it'll be like finding a needle in a haystack haha" HE'S SO CUNTY ABOUT IT
MOTHERFUCKER !!! HE JUST CHUCKED HER IN HERE !!! OH I HOPE HE DIES NEXT
I say we kill this guy, i mean who's gonna check if one more person dies in this place
"no more talking" we haven't done ANY TALKING cause of your INSUFFERABLE ASS
"i know how this guy works, he's playing a game" oh what privileged information that he aLREADY GAVE US DIRECTLY, YOU USELESS FUCKING BITCH
"you may not remember them but they definitely remember you" DO I JUST HAVE A HUGE BRAIN ?????
HE DID TATTOO IT ON PEOPLE !!!! IM SO SMART !!! I'D SURVIVE THIS TRAP !!!!
is the big guy gonna go around killing folks to check the numbers, cause that's stupid
LEEEEEESSSS GOOOOOOOO !!! KICK HIS ASS BRO
oh please dont die ;-; awn man ;-; i hate this guy
"you two are on your own" no... You're on your own, they're together (for now at least)
he's not focusing on the colors, how is he gonna remember the right order
if detective lady was serious about stopping bad cop n1, she would've shot him
"I'll take you to the house" bby girl do you REALLY THINK he's taking you there
IS JOHN GONNA MAKE HIM CRASH THE CAR ???? He survived once, he could do it again (i really hope he does honestly)
IS A FAKE FLOOR ?????
IS THE BIG TWIST THAT AMANDA WAS HELPING KRAMER THIS WHOLE TIME ????? That'd be fucking lit actually
oh shit he did take him to the house, alright damn maybe force does work
... why is Penelope Cruz not screaming anymore?? THAT'S NOT THE HOUSE !!!! IT'S A FAKE ?????
OH HEY FIRST MOVIE BBY LES GO
awn he dead ;-;
KILL HIM WITH THE SAW !!!!!
"how are you gonna know your number if i dint tell you?" *doesn't fucking hesitate* THAT IS DERANGED !!!!! WOOOOOWWWW
IT WAS A FAAAAAAAAKEEEEEE !!!!!!! THAT'S CRAZY
IS IT A FAKE HOUSE OR RECORDED FEED ?????
IT'S RECORDED !!! OF FUCKING COURSE THAT'S WHY IT WAS SI DARK AND THE BODIES LOOKED LIKE THAT!! THATS WHY PENELOPE WASN'T FUCKING SCREAMING ANYMORE !!!!!
hey guys, ik it's the point but I can't see shit !!!
WHAT THE FUCK ???? (pig mask is so fucking creepy)
where they here the entire time ? THAT'S CRAZY !!!!!!
IS THE ENDING THE SETUP FOR THE THIRD MOVIE ????
WAS THIS A REVENGE PLOY FOR AMANDA ????? YEEEAAAAHHHHHH !!!!! LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
are you like so proud of me? except for parts I spewed insane garbage that had nothing to do with the plot : DD
is Kramer dead ??????
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