#i saw this picture on an 'astarion is so daddy' type of profile and i was just like. lil tummy :(
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so many 20 y/o's on twt: ugh astarion is so cool such a daddy hes so sexy mature and old and cool put my blood in a wine goblet sip it elegantly
me, 32: this is my miserable baby princess, he sucks at most things. lookit his bellybutton peekin
#im sorry he's just. cute :'(#i saw this picture on an 'astarion is so daddy' type of profile and i was just like. lil tummy :(#astarion#bg3#my friend sent me a screenshot of how he'd set up his bed in a hotel and there was a wine goblet on the nightstand#and all the bl**d was spilled everywhere like he's the fucking cookie monster of vampires. unbelievable#maybe i just think this way bc im asexual and not bc im 32 idk
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