#i went to the local aerospace museum and it's truly amazing what kinds of things humanity has managed to fly in

[garden-eel-draws]

I agree with the English-speaking segment of the world that trains and boats are generally "she", if they aren't "it". But does anyone else get "good boy" vibes from airplanes?

Little guy. Has a charming nose that makes a "neerrrm" noise. Good at tricks!

Big Chungus. Hardworking lad. Doesn't do tricks, but can lose two engines and can keep on truckin'. Good for him!

Classy grandpa. If he could talk, he'd probably give great fashion tips.