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fox-mulder-gets-pegged · 1 year

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Important follow up to this poll:

Out of respect for Aladdin's landslide win in the first poll and subsequent crowning as the King of the Blunt Rotation, he has been removed from the bracket and replaced with Kristoff who frankly I think fits into this bracket much better.

Once again, apologies to the other Disney princes who have been snubbed. I only get ten slots per poll and honestly I don't think Hercules would have been invited. Robin Hood and Quasimodo probably would have been but they're too busy cooking meth Breaking Bad style to partake of the devil's lettuce, and Milo Thatcher is currently taking as much Adderall as he can buy on a linguist with a focus on lost languages' salary.

We here at Prince Blunt Rotation Inc. wish them and our contestants the best of luck and the highest of highs. May the worst nightmare blunt rotation invitee win.

#love island fans spot ‘chemistry’ between two unlikely stars’ mum and dad #< sorry i went to go start typing tags and this popped up before i even put in any letters and i was confounded #anyways #unlike the first poll there isnt a right answer #but there is definitely a wrong one #go forth and shame these monarchs for their inability to hit the bong #i wish i had planned this to end on April 20th but c'est la vie

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