#i'll be done w the media soon. or at least caught up w one adaptation. THEN i will allow myself to look at porn. i solemnly swear it

[eelboy]

> be horny for fictional character from new fandom

> want nsfw content of them

> know that if you look them up you will find out whether the fandom thinks they're a top or a bottom, what stock character tropes they fit into, etc. and part of the appeal will go away

> anguish