Texts: Sparky (Cameron) & Freddie
@cameronslaw
Cam: you know, I never thought I'd be jealous of an orange
Freddie: why would you be jealous of an orange?
Freddie: who is this btw?
Cam: you're not gonna "new phone who dis" me, are you?
Cam: I'm your favorite suicidal fae 😉
Cam: and I'm jealous of an orange bc I also wanna be peeled by you of course 😉
Freddie: technically it is a new phone because I've just had it for a few months but still.
Freddie: Sparky! How's the training going?
Freddie: 😲 you want me to peel off your skin? Wow you're sick my friend
Cam: ...sparky?
Cam: that's a dog's name
Cam: ... what
Cam: I'm saying I want you to peel off MY CLOTHES
Cam: damn you really didn't get the hang of the thirst trap thing, did ya? 🤣
Freddie: I couldn't remember your name so I named you Sparky 😉
Freddie: oh! Ok ok ok you're flirting!
Freddie: I think I did it right cause you and others reached out really fast
Cam: it's three letters, come on
Cam: is that so? and what did the others say?
Freddie: is it Ben?
Freddie: some didn't say much but they send a picture. Some asked me out, some encouraged me to wear less clothes next time 🤷🏻♂️
Cam: you're insufferable
Cam: and are you?
Freddie: oh no! Wait! You're Leo
Freddie: going out tonight? Absolutely!
Cam: I'm A leo, that's not my name!
Cam: Ooh that sounds fun. No work tonight then?
Cam: Are you going out with one of them?
Freddie: really? When's your birthday?
Freddie: it's my night off.
Freddie: not exactly with any of them. I'll just go out to drink and dance a little bit
Cam: aug 12th
Cam: didn't peg you for the astrology type 🤔
Cam: welp if you're feeling lonely and you happen to pass by the east side, I'm at the Way Down
Cam: they have THE BEST spn booze in town
Freddie: interesting
Freddie: I'm not. Just wanted to see if you gave information out so easily 😆
Freddie: you obviously haven't been at Dark Night. It's run by supernaturals so everything there accommodate us really well
Freddie: you're partying already?
Cam: you're INSUFFERABLE
Cam: dark night? where is that?
Cam: partying is a strong word
Cam: I'm just having a drink 👼
Cam: but I'd be down to party
Freddie: 😊
Freddie: right downtown
Freddie: what's the fun on only drinking? I've never got it
Freddie: do you even dance or just drink to oblivion?
Cam: to feel the buzz
Cam: that's why it's called booze
Cam: do I even dance
Cam: DO I EVEN DANCE
Cam: how dare you
Cam: of course I dance
Freddie: ok but we already need a lot to feel the buzz. Even with spiked drinks
Freddie: like footloose kind of dance or just swaying from one side to the other while holding your drink in one hand?
Cam: then you just haven't drunk enough
Cam: drank
Cam: drunk?
Cam: so you know what fucking FOOTLOOSE is but you don't get thirst trap?
Freddie: you do realize I was alive when alcohol was discovered/invented right?
Freddie: I've been all kinds of drunk but sometimes that kills the fun
Freddie: wow! You're already smashed
Freddie: who doesn't know footloose! It's a classic!
Cam: shut up
Cam: now I can't not picture you as this black smoke hovering over a couch with footloose on the tv
Cam: it's ridiculous
Cam: it has no right to be that fun
Freddie: you really are drunk
Freddie: just so you know I've never been black smoke
Freddie: can you even walk to go back to your place?
Cam: I'm not drunk
Cam: you're just untankable
Cam: did you pick another color for the smoke? Is it purple?
Cam: you seem like a purple kinda guy
Cam: I said I'm not drunk!
Cam: and I'm not going home now
Cam: I'm going out dancing
Freddie: you're not even making sense Sparky
Freddie: I've never been smoke. Why do you think I can be smoke?
Freddie: I bet you can't even walk straight
Cam: I'm not sparky
Cam: and I'm making perfect sense, you just don't get it
Cam: well weren't you incorporeal?
Cam: uncorporeal?
Cam: NOT HAVE BODY??
Cam: I'm not straight so that's right 😉
Cam: and I can walk just fine
Cam: but it's cute that you worry ❤️
Freddie: well you're right about that. I don't get it. I don't get you.
Freddie: non-corporeal. But I've had this body for a little over a hundred years
Freddie: of course you're not. I could tell
Freddie: I really don't. I just made a bet that you can't walk without stumbling
Cam: it's fine, I don't get me sometimes either
Cam: but alcohol is older than a hundred years
Cam: which means you didn't have a body when it was invented
Cam: WHICH MEANS I CAUGHT YOU IN A LIE, MISTER
Cam: oh could you now? I wonder what gave it away
Cam: OUCH
Cam: that's mean
Cam: and you'll lose bc I can walk just fine
Cam: :p
Freddie: you're weirder than I thought
Freddie: this hasn't been my only vessel
Freddie: I had another body. I've had many bodies. This is the first male one though
Freddie: you made a sexual innuendo when we first met. Maybe it was that
Freddie: if you say so
Cam: thanks?
Cam: wait you were girls before?
Cam: I'm in shock
Cam: and full of questions
Cam: and you'll never know if I can walk straight or not so sorry you lost that bet
Freddie: It wasn't a compliment but you're welcome?
Freddie: they're prettier and less feared. It worked for me to deceive humans
Freddie: why is it so shocking?
Freddie: ask away. I still have some time before leaving
Freddie: I could always just appear there and make sure just to win
Cam: insufferable, I tell ya
Cam: I forget you're an evil mastermind
Cam: you sound like a purple person not a "I want boobs" person, that's all
Cam: did you get to have sex when you were in a girl's body?
Cam: what were you called then?
Cam: nope you couldn't bc you're going dancing and you don't know where I am
Freddie: thank you 😘
Freddie: most people forget. It's the beauty of the vessels
Freddie: well the vessel included those so it wasn't a what I wanted kind of things
Freddie: yes
Freddie: I had many names
Freddie: you told me where you were at dummy
Cam: it wasn't a compliment but welcome?
Cam: :p
Cam: oh so the boobs were just perks? lol
Cam: oooh and which one was better?
Cam: that's not an answer >.<
Cam: if you don't tell me I'm just gonna call you Betsy
Cam: and why do you think I'm still there? 😈
Freddie: 🙄
Freddie: definitely. They aren't so fun when you're the one wearing them though
Freddie: both are good. I liked sleeping with men when I was a woman and in enjoying sleeping with women now
Freddie: It is. I can tell you some names if that's what you want
Freddie: I was named Bethel once so it's ok
Freddie: because you said so
Cam: 😗
Cam: bc they bounce?
Cam: what about sleeping with a man while you're in the skin of one?
Cam: Bethel
Cam: oh god
Cam: who named you???
Cam: I'd love to hear some names, yes
Cam: well I'm no longer there anymore so :p
Freddie: because they're heavy and now I'm a male I realized they made my back hurt
Freddie: I haven't tried it yet
Freddie: It was the name of the vessel
Freddie: Ida, Gladys, Marjorie and a few more but why are you even interested on those names?
Freddie: I could always track your phone
Cam: wait
Cam: you haven't tried it?
Cam: but
Cam: but aren't you like old as shit????
Cam: and you never felt like it?
Cam: just to see what it's like?
Cam: as if you could track my phone lol good luck grandpa
Freddie: did you miss the part where I said this is my first male vessel?
Freddie: I just haven't found a male who I feel attracted enough to have sex with him. Well I've had sex but not penetrative sex. Oral sex counts right?
Freddie: it's funny how you think that just because I don't understand some modern concepts I'm unfit to quickly learn about the technology 😊
Cam: fair point but still
Cam: how long did you have this vessel for?
Cam: ...oh Freddie someone's gonna rock your world if you think oral sex counts when you're talking about MLM sex
Cam: there's a difference between learning about technology and fucking hacking into my phone
Cam: you could just ask where I am, you know
Freddie: almost two hundred years, give or take. I lost count
Freddie: it's called oral sex for a reason 🙄 I suppose but for that I would have to find someone I want to have sex with
Freddie: you know there are apps to track people's phones right? I don't need to hack yours. And you call me grandpa?
Freddie: didn't you said earlier you wouldn't tell me?
Cam: yeah but that's nothing compared to the wonders of the prostate, man
Cam: you're really missing out
Cam: and there's apps to find hook ups too
Cam: yeah, but you could always ask 🌝
Freddie: you do know women can have multiple orgasm and men can't, right? You're missing out
Freddie: I know. I've been using a few
Freddie: fine. Where are you Sparky?
Cam: yeah but I can't have sex like a woman and you totally can have sex with a man rn
Cam: so you're the one missing out
Cam: wait and you didn't get a decent hookup?
Cam: I'm at Dark Night (:
Freddie: I can also jump from a building but I don't want to
Freddie: why are you so interested on my sex experience with men?
Freddie: oh wait! The flirting was serious! You want to have sex with me 😏
Freddie: I had a lot. But they were all women. Men can be assholes sometimes
Freddie: of course you are. I'm wondering who's the one with persuasive power now 😆
Cam: yeah but you could
Cam: bc I have the feeling that being a bottom as a man is better than as a woman and not many people can actually test that
Cam: lmao you only figured that out NOW?? of course I do, have you LOOKED in the mirror???
Cam: shut up, I wanted to try the booze, that's all
Cam: their mojito is shit btw
Freddie: isn't sex supposed to be awesome for both men and women?
Freddie: well I thought you were joking! Or you just like to flirt. Yes, and I know I'm very attractive in this vessel. Everyone seems to like it.
Freddie: sure, if you say so
Freddie: lol that's on you for ordering such a bland drink
Cam: yeah but you're not following
Cam: it's different
Cam: it's so much easier to show than to explain
Cam: I do like to flirt
Cam: but I also like to fuck
Cam: so you know, if you're ever interested, you APPARENTLY know where to find me
Cam: it's usually a good thermometer for bars, it's bland but hard to fuck up
Cam: which they apparently tried really hard to
Freddie: what's the point I'm missing then?
Freddie: now you want to show me?
Freddie: so you want to fuck me to prove your point? What if I decided I rather fuck you?
Freddie: you already knew I was gonna be there
Freddie: try the fireball. No pun intended 😆
Cam: I mean that's cool
Cam: but you're gonna be missing out THE WHOLE POINT
Cam: yeah but you think you can hack my phone so
Cam: which btw is a federal crime
Cam: ...you think you're so funny
Freddie: so you're up for topping and bottoming with me?
Freddie: you're making it sound like topping isn't that great
Freddie: I never said I was gonna hack your phone 😆
Freddie: I wasn't trying to be. It comes out naturally. But really, try that drink
Cam: is that so shocking?
Cam: lol it is, but it's something that women can't really do so it doesn't work for research purposes
Cam: you're insufferable
[5min later]
Cam: that's not so bad
Cam: but I'll be breathing out cinnamon for the rest of the week
Freddie: it's new. Most men who want to have sex with me are not willing to bottom
Freddie: if I was on a research mission of course
Freddie: do you complain about everything?
Freddie: cause if you, I'll make sure to stay away from the bar all night
Cam: times have changed, buddy
Cam: of course
Cam: I don't complain, I just have arguments about things
Cam: you're coming?
Freddie: Those men are from this century actually
Freddie: All things or just things that don't go your way?
Freddie: I'm already here. Look across the dancing floor
Cam: then you're hanging out around the wrong kind of men
Cam: well
Freddie: I'm not even looking for them so it's not really my fault
Freddie: now I wanna see you walk all the way here to win that bet 😘
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