#i'm having another 'wtf is pickleball?' moment

[palmtreepalmtree]

ESPN 2 is currently showing a Teqball tournament and I feel like I'm having a stroke. This looks like something bored kids came up with at a summer camp when it rained for ten days straight.

ILLEGAL ATTACK! is flashing on the screen. Like something a 12 year old shouted while making up an elaborate new rule.

Can we stop making up new sports? I feel like we peaked at Cricket.