#i'm so sorry toad. I would've named you something else... probably just as bad tbh
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Can I just say, before I return to the shadows of my mind, that naming your child 'Mortimer Toynbee' is setting him up for absolute failure. That child had NO CHANCE to be anything other than a Toad. Raven saw his I.D. and knew without a doubt she could finagle him for the next four decades without issue.
#ᴄʜᴀɴɢɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪsᴛʀʏ; ooc.#i keep telling people that words & names have power. its like no one's studied the feywild doctrines#i'm so sorry toad. I would've named you something else... probably just as bad tbh#You have mortimer energy maybe your folks were right
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