#i'm still having fun i wanna keep going but. sorry for sounding uncultured but the most open world game i've played is g/nshin

[claitea]

i got to the hateno tech lab in botw and now i am. already stuck. what place do i go to next. i feel like going for divine beasts or whatever is Not great when i have 5 hearts, no stamina boosts and die to one hit from blue bokoblins

[magicaed]

<b><i>Equator Sauna</i></b>

<b>How To Spend a Long Night</b>

You must be joking. You traded numbers with Shirakawa-san? Yeah. The conversation just

went in that direction. Shit, I'd curse you to death if I could. Kill me yourself. Why be indirect about it? I know. I bet she just wants an easy way to call a taxi. Skip the pick-up fee, y'know. Actually, she said she wanted to meet up for lunch or dinner on her days off. Liar.

<i>Our solo performance was a huge success.</i> Privately-Owned Taxi <i>Tickets were sold out.</i><i>I wanna quit my part time job already.</i> <i>I already quit mine.</i> <i>Huh? When you haven't written any jokes?</i><i>My girlfriend takes care of me.</i><i>You're a piece of shit.</i><i>My girlfriend said I could quit.</i><i>Bonnou Illumination formed four years ago,and they live in a place where rent is 400,000.</i><i>Doesn't that sting?</i><i>Well, it is what it is.</i><i>Why haven't we found any success on TV?</i><i>The other day, I got caught up

in vanity searching.</i><i>You shouldn't do that.</i><i>I searched for "Homosapiens funny"

and got hit with a storm of "Homosapiens aren't funny."</i><i>You really shouldn't vanity search.</i><i>Comedy requires intelligence and culture to understand.That's the bare minimum.In other words, the general public are idiots.</i><i>Here we go again.</i><i>But that doesn't stop them from judging us.</i><i>Keep your mouths shut, idiots.</i><i>Are you listening? Being a creator is a one-way street.</i><i>Don't try to get involved. </i><i>Suppressing your own creativity in order to cater to society's values</i><i>produces mediocre results. Damn amateurs.</i><i>Isn't responding to consumers' needs part of our job, though?</i><i>We're not building household appliances here.</i><i>Our opinions should be the priority</i><i>when we're going after people's sensibilities.</i><i>It's up to us to decide, "Nah, that wasn't quite right. Let's try something else."</i><i>Uh, we've received some fan mail. </i><i>It's from high school student Satoshi Nagashima-kun from Tokyo.</i><i>This guy again?</i><i>"Good evening." "I went to see the Homosapiens solo performance.""It's typically fans who attend solo performances, so it's only natural that your audience will laugh.""Also, I think it's great that you guys believe in your own value and have conviction.""However, as professionals, I think it's embarrassing for you to knock people who don't recognize your talent as uncultured amateurs.""Only after you've acknowledged other perspectives,stuck to your guns, and achieved success can you call yourselves performers.""Don't mistake overconfidence

for confidence.""Also, compared to Bonnou Illumination, you're way less charming.""P.S. You managed to cover it up with your energy, but the final joke of your solo show isn't funny when written out.""Keep at it."</i><i>Someone bring that jerk here.</i>Do you feel awkward? Huh? I wouldn't say awkward. I listen to it every week. I turned it on out of habit. Odokawa-san, why can't you sleep? I've forgotten how to sleep. I can't remember how I used to do it. Want to know a secret? You count sheep. You make it sound like you came up with it yourself, but that trick's been around forever. Also, I think it's Cyndi Lauper. What is? The MVP. You watched "We Are the World"? Odokawa-san, is there anyone you like? Nope. What a waste. Life's more fun when you're in love. I'm too old for that. You're still only 41. Your life is just getting started. How do you know that? I've seen your medical records. You know all my personal information, don't you? What about your family? They were gone before I knew it. When? Late elementary school. How'd you support yourself? What is this, a stress interview? I'm sorry. I overstepped my bounds. Do you regret anything? Maybe taking out a student loan to attend nursing school. Why do you regret that?At the time, I was stubborn and didn't want to rely on my parents, but I feel like I should have.You still haven't paid it off? No, I have. Where were you born? Miyazaki. Sing me a Miyazaki folk song. The Japanese pepper tree in the yard…You can actually sing one?I only asked you because I assumed you couldn't. It's kind of scary, too. I want to build a happy family so my parents back in Miyazaki don't have to worry about me. You...Miho Shirakawa. Shirakawa-san, is there anyone you like? Yes. Huh. What's he like? What's he like? He's a little hard to describe. Do you have a photo of him? I do. Would you like to see? I would. I'll tease Kakihana by telling him about it. You've transcended all kinds of stuff to achieve a look of total serenity.Hold on. I'm organizing my thoughts right now. I hate to admit it, Odokawa, but you've got a chance.At what? At the rate we're going, both of us are headed straight for eternal bachelorhood. Snagging a beautiful girl like her would be a huge upset. It's not like that. You don't like her? That's not it. So, you like her? I don't particularly like her, either. What if you had to choose? Why force me to answer a difficult question in black or white terms? Who are you, Mr. Children? I'm asking which way you lean. Well... I guess toward liking her. How much? How much what? I'm asking how big your affection is for her. About the size of a North American supplement. In some ways, that's huge. What should I do? You shouldn't be too careful. They say women are

as fickle as autumn weather, and that you should strike while the iron is hot. But if you're too aggressive, she'll think you're a desperate old man, so it's a tough balancing act. If it were me, I'd tease her a little by giving her the cold shoulder, and then smile kindly at her when I see her at the clinic. Just shut up already. Shut up? When I asked myself why I'm getting advice from a guy who's still looking for a wife, it all started to sound like static. Yeah, but real talk, I bet your parents would be ecstatic if you were married by the time they returned. Don't you want them to meet their grandkids?

I'd rather show the people who covered my living expenses after my parents left that I'm happy. You mean that support group, right? You never get in the bath, Odokawa. Wanna stop by Taeko's place? Nah, I'm working tonight. Hey, don't take pictures in the changing room. Who cares? There's nobody here. Taeko said she hasn't seen your face in a while. She misses you. It doesn't matter that nobody's here. It says it's prohibited.

<b>You have new messages</b> <b>Close</b> <b>View Message</b> <b>Online</b> <b>Shiho, 18 years old, Tokyo</b> <b>Nice to meet you.

I was intrigued by your very genuine-looking photo,

so I sent you a message. Feel free to message back.</b><b>Shiho, 18 years old, Tokyo</b> Are you listening, Kakihana? How to Get Your Posts Shared on <b>Social Media</b> Collection of Funny Tweets <b>The Social Network: How to Get Likes

and Go Viral on Social Media</b> How to Fill Out a Job ApplicationFinding a Job <b>500 Tips For Finding a Job</b><b>How to Write Social Media Posts</b> <b>Make Your Dreams Come True With Social Media</b>The Internet ~Rules For Achieving Popularity~<b>Taichi Kabasawa</b><b>2 hours ago</b><b>The other day I ordered a corner highball from a foreign-looking waiter at an izakaya, and he brought me a highball with coke. Just how good is my pronunciation?</b> How am I supposed to go viral, damn it? Taichi, go get in the bath! Okay! <b>Shofutei Donraku</b> <b>5 hours ago</b> <b>We were told young people aren't watching TV, but popular tweets tend to be about TV, and people who brag about not watching it are just addicted to their phones. Not only that, but they're idiots who think they're actively gathering information.</b> 140,000 r-retweets… <b>Replying to @donrakutei</b><b>There it is lol old people causing problems again lmaoooo</b><b>Real Japanese Man</b><b>Replying to @donrakutei </b><b>Your rakugo isn't very funny. </b><b> Taichi_Kabasawa</b><b>2 hours ago </b> Hold on lol I was telling my taxi driver that I was having trouble finding a job, so he took my phone and was like, "Check this out; it'll cheer you up," and took a picture of us lmao

<b>Mystery Kiss</b> Imai-san, you waited in line for me again. Of course I did. I've been waiting forever

for you to debut, Rui-tan. I'm ready to take your picture. How should we pose? I already got pictures of us

making a heart and linking arms. What should we do? Since you're so special, Imai-san, how about a hug?

What? Are you sure? Since you're my last visitor today,

I'll give you an autograph, too. Thank you. I promise

I'll buy your debut single. Thanks, but… I'm not sure it'll sell well. Are things tough? We had fewer people show up than expected again today. I've been thinking. Both Ichimura-san and Mitsuya-san would look better without masks. They're so cute. It's a waste. I assumed they'd take their masks off for the Polaroids. Nobody wants a Polaroid if they're masked. Oh, they may be cute, but of course they're not as cute as you, Rui-tan. But those were the conditions for our debut. I see. They've got their reasons, I guess. Also...Mitsuya-san's dancing has

gotten a little sloppy. Is she not feeling well? She works part time while attending lessons and streaming from home. She might be tired. Sounds rough. Don't push yourself too hard, Rui-tan. Here. Thank you, Rui-tan. I'll promise I'll get rich and buy tons of your CDs and merch. I'm just a waiter at a club right now, but Time's up. Thank you. Ichimura and Mitsuya, we've got some time before the venue closes. Could you go outside

and sell our leftover merch? You're kidding, right?

Nikaido-san doesn't have to. What can we do? Our sales aren't as good as Rui's. No one cares about us.

I'm really sorry. It's so embarrassing to go outside with this mask on. Ichimura-san, don't you think it's

impossible for us to succeed? These masks prevent us from attracting big spenders like Nikaido-san. I couldn't attract fans even if I took my mask off. Ichimura-san, you have too little self-esteem. Yeah, well, I started my career maskless, and now I'm here. If anything, it's crazy that you have any self-esteem at all. Maybe it's because my parents raised me with love. That's crazy. You're right. That's a big factor. My parents always told me that I couldn't do anything. Ichimura-san, when are you happiest? When I'm in the bath. You sound like an old lady. What about you, Mitsuya-san? When I'm eating. Especially if it's fried chicken. You're crazy. That's crazy high in calories. Ichimura-san, your vocabulary is crazy bad. What? You're crazy. What a crazy way to talk to your seniors. This is beyond our expectations. Great work, Nikaido. Even the online news is talking about you. It's not enough. We're less successful than we should be, given the commercial we put out. We need more fans like Imai-san. That Imai guy was one of those five guys, right? Yeah. He's probably the only one who's been following us since then. It's them. Hello, this is Yamamoto. Yes. Yes, it went smoothly. Yes. Half, right? Of course. What? A dash cam? I'll look for him. Do you know the driver's name? I'm not sure what I can do if you don't. You're right. Understood. What did they say? It's fine. Nothing for you to worry about, Nikaido. Excuse me, but could you take me to Shinjuku for 2,000 yen? It costs about 3,500 yen to get from here to Shinjuku. Can't you make an exception? I'll go as far as I can. No, please take me to Shinjuku! Your haggling style is so pushy that it's creepy. Please. I'm broke. Fine, then. Damn it. All losers. If you have the money to buy those, you should set some aside for cab fare. It's not like that. I'm going to use the money to buy Mystery Kiss CDs. Mystery Kiss? You don't know them? It's a three-person idol group that just debuted. After struggling for two years,

they finally debuted. That's not a very long struggle. Thinking back, I encountered them a year ago at a concert I happened to attend. Back then, there were only five people in the audience, including me. But today, all those fans came to see them.I feel happy, but also kind of sad. I feel conflicted. But, like, knowing them since way back gives me a sense of superiority. I was one of those five fans. I'll never forget how I felt then. Rui Nikaido's overpowering aura. Her singing reminded me of Janis Joplin. Her innate idol-like qualities contrasted with the ambition that flowed out of her. Yuki Mitsuya's exceptional physical abilities backed by her next-level dancing. Shiho Ichimura's modest scale. Each idol had a unique personality. They were the holy trinity of idols. You've got a lot to say about them, but their personalities got less impressive as you went on. That's because ultimately, I'm a Nikaido fan.

I even made a Nikaido fan account. Uh-huh. Anyway, today was their debut CD preorder event. <b>Mystery Kiss Debut Single "Supernatural Love Phenomenon" CD Preorder 12/25/2021 Polaroid Event Ticket</b> <b>Rui Nikaido</b> Each preorder comes with Polaroid tickets. The more you preorder, the more Polaroids you get to take. You can have Rui Nikaido all to yourself. Assuming you're right, if you've got the money for lottery tickets, you should spend it on CDs instead. What are you talking about? All I can afford is one CD.

I'd rather win the lottery and make Rui Nikaido all mine. You're betting on slim odds. Are you a lucky man, Driver? After all, they call it catching a "brake," right?

I bet you've got great luck. A long time ago, I survived an accident that should've killed me. So maybe I am lucky. If you were lucky, you wouldn't have gotten into an accident. I guess you're right. We've arrived in Shinjuku. Is here okay? Yeah! Sorry I only have 2,000 yen. Since you're a lucky driver, could I get your seven favorite numbers between 1 and 37? 2, 10, 12, 18, 20, 32, 33. Hey, that sounds pretty good. I'm off to buy a lottery ticket. Hey, you still had money? Jeez. <b>New message</b> <b>Miho Shirakawa</b> Can we meet now? Can we meet now? Sorry, are you available? Sorry to interrupt your break. To Japan Broadcasting, please. What are you watching? I thought I might find something we could use on the broadcast. You're studying hard. Look. Doesn't this just piss you off? <b>MOWMOW LULU GYABAN's "Sadness in the Subway" cover</b> I know what you mean. I'd rather listen to the actual song. Some of them are moving, though. Wh-What are you talking about? Some of them are moving? Too slow. So what are you doing? Huh? "Zooden." Homosapi Baba Rank: 80 Development points: 355 Animals: 56 "Zooden?" It's a mobile game.

Hold on. You named your account "Homosapi Baba" and even uploaded a photo of yourself. Don't you know you're a celebrity? I can play with our fans this way.

What's wrong with that? Use that time to write jokes instead. It's super addicting. You raise animals and stuff to rank up. You've only ever been raised. How could you raise anything? Focus on ranking up your comedy.

You're dead last right now. You think I'm dead last at comedy? Not just among professionals. I mean among all people. Don't get the wrong idea. I'm dead last at comedy among all people? So, how are things with your girlfriend? I can't talk about that here. Don't be so self-conscious. The percentage of people who know us is as low as the interest rate on a fixed deposit account.

Well, my girlfriend has the opportunity to achieve the percentage of cacao in a very bitter bar of chocolate.

Are you saying we don't? I know you guys. You're Homosapiens, right? I always listen to you guys on the radio. Seriously? I didn't know what you looked like, but I recognized your voices. That's the problem. Driver, what do you think we need to be successful? I don't know. Luck, maybe? If we were lucky, we wouldn't need to work hard. We want to be the best act in the nation.It seems to me like you're not equally committed. By the way, how did the N-1 preliminaries go? We made it past Round 2. That's impressive. Hey, Baba. What would you do if I said we should dissolve the group? I'd think it couldn't be helped. I don't really understand comedy.

I hate to admit it, but you're the only one I think is truly

funny from the bottom of my heart. Even an older comedian said you've got talent. That you'll be successful someday. So if I'm holding you back, then

I think I should step out of your way. You've got it all wrong. You shouldn't be talking about quitting. Your fatal flaw is that you're not frustrated after he said that about us. I can't help that I'm not frustrated! Are you saying you can control your emotions? If people could do that, all unrequited love would cease existing! That's actually pretty funny! You should be putting that on the airwaves! You say I'm funny, but I don't know what you want me to do! It's that way you talked back to me when you felt cornered! Who wouldn't talk back after being pushed like that? Driver, during middle school, this guy got into a fistfight with a girl that ended in a draw. That has <i>nothing</i> to do with this conversation! Quit talking about my personal life! You're a crap student, a crap fighter, and a crap comedian. Is there anything you <i>can</i> do? My academic abilities aren't part of this! We went to the same high school! We're not that different! It's our manager. We'll be arriving at the studio soon. Yes. We're in a taxi. What? Yeah, he's right next to me. Yes. Yes. What? Who, me? Yes. Tomorrow? That's fine. Yes. Seriously? Yes. Yes. Goodbye. What'd he say? It's a regular appearance. You're kidding. On what? Some kind of daytime food show. That's totally great. It's just me. Where <b>New message</b> <b>Miho Shirakawa</b> I'll wait at the park across from the clinic.