#ic;; Noisette [[ꜱᴄʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴ' ʀᴀʙʙɪᴛ]]

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Did a muse height chart for funsies!

Peppino for scale.

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"Hello???"

"Hello, is this thing on- OH! Now it is, yeah! I got it working!!!"

"HEY! Hey you! Spooky is so OUT right now! So it's time for a reveal you never expected..."

"HAHA YOU GOT APRIL FOOLED!! IT WAS ME, NOISETTE, THIS WHOLE TIME!! Hehehe!!!"

"I helped too. Happy April Fools, everyone."

".... 💦"

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[[ That was a nice little vacation! Lets see what happened here in Our absence- ]]

[[ What the Fuck. ]]

Where did all those silly guys come from. Time to dispose of them IMMEDIATELY.

"oH ITS THE BIG ONE- SCATTER!"

"OH DEAR GOD NO- YOU GUYS DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THAT THING!"

"FIND US OVER HERE FROM NOW ON!!! WE GOTTA SKEDADDLE CREW!"

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@youwantyoudont liked for Noisette to Pester you!

"Hey!!! I got a few questions for you, Mister Pizzahead!" She's pulling out a notebook, ready to scribble down his answers like she's a journalist getting the hottest scoop of the century here and now. She clicks her pen insistently, waiting for any sort of confirmation before she continues anyway.

"Question one; Do you need to eat? If so, what? Follow up to that; Have you eaten pieces of yourself before, or is that something you've avoided doing despite being made of pizza? Question two; Can you sing the alphabet backwards while standing on one foot? And if yes, provide a demonstration. Question three; Why choose overalls to wear instead of the fashion superior option of suspenders? The people are dying to know."

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@pizzadoff asked;;

something shambles into noisette cafe.

the silhouette very much resembles pizzahead, but something's very much off. it's too quiet, and every step it takes makes a gross wet slapping sound, much like one of the weird peppino clones.

the thing doesn't walk right up to the counter. it seems like it's just....wandering, like it doesn't know what it's doing.

Oh??? A customer??? Usually she only gets a visit from a wad of cheese at her humble cafe in the slums. But Hey! She ISN'T COMPLAINING! She pokes her head from behind the counter, and with a customer service smile, she waits patiently for the thing to stumble its way to the counter and order.

And she waits...

And when she realizes that it isn't going to come any closer, she decides that maybe he's waiting to be seated? Oh goodness! He thinks she's that fancy? Well, she can't let a customer down! So she hops off the stool she sits on behind her register and tip jar, walking over and pulling out the closest chair for him to sit in.

" Hello! Welcome to the Noisette Cafe, mister! Please, have a seat! I can get you a menu shortly! "

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Like for Noisette to pester you!

(She'll either be in your inbox or tag you in something.)

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@pizzadoff liked for Noiestte to Pester You! She chooses Guini.

The rabbit has been in the kitchen all day, cooking up a storm for new menu items for her cafe. And funnily enough, she had been working with a lot of dough! And while selling raw, uncooked dough as a food item isn't exactly unheard of for her, she's the curious sort. Even though she should, she doesn't hesitate to walk right up to the clone and shows him a big ol' pile of pizza dough in her biggest mixing bowl.

"Hey!! I was working on something, but I accidentally spilled something into this batch! I can't use it anymore!! Do you want it? You're a growing boy who needs to eat, after all!