#idk. idk. i kind of regret cancelling the appointment but i also don't because i really didn't want to go

[neds-nickerson]

I'm gonna need wedding headcanons for Joe lol and any possibility of revenge groomsmen pranks from the other boys

i am not good enough for pranks ideas but!!

absolutely does not care abt tradition imo. he wants his wedding to reflect him and his partner best and if that means ditching some traditions then yeah ofc he's gonna do that

get his man in a pale blue tux. or something season appropriate but this man is not wearing a black tux.pale blue is just what came to mind first.

honestly? nervous wreck day-of. literally he seems giddy up until the actual day and then hes like "frank i think i lost my shoes and my tie also i think i'm having a heart attack?" and frank's like. bro ur just nervous, its okay. frank definitely has to pull the 'serious older brother' card with this because joe appointed him his best man for a reason other than 'you're the closest person to me and also my big brother'. i don't think joe's the kind to get nervous about things going wrong when it comes to his partner ditching him or anything--he has enough faith in them--but things like the catering company suddenly cancelling or the cake getting destroyed or the place not getting decorated.

he just starts overthinking, man. brain go panic mode.

ive mentioned a first look w the other guys--ned crying if he has one or frank just having heart eyes if he does--but i think joe is the only one who like... 100% needs that first look before the ceremony. it'll help calm his nerves a lot i think. hes just gonna be a smiley idiot when he sees his partner though

deadass okay with any dates but i think he'd probably prefer a summer wedding, maybe on the beach? but he's open to other ideas. has 100% joked about going back to hawaii for either a wedding or a honeymoon as long as he doesn't get another concussion.

absolutely gets pranked by his groomsmen or w/e you wanna call em bc i think joe (and the others tbh) probably is like 'do you wanna be a part of this' regardless of gender. i'm not smart enough to detail what kind of pranks, but he does get pranked. frank is a little hesitant for a minute based on 'idk he seems nervous' the day-of but ends up going along with it. it helps lighten him back up.

this man makes his vows funny but then they get SO mushy. ppl go from laughing abt some joke he made thats between him and his partner bc he tells a lil bit of the story and then he gets all mushy

absolutely the kind of person who has like. specific choreography for the first dance. he wants to show his partner off and also he wants to show off

i mentioned joe in frank’s headcanons, so i have to mention frank here. frank gives the mushiest goddamn speech anyone has ever heard. he has SO much love for his brother and will embarrass him a bit but its all out of love! he’ll call joe out for things that he did growing up, or he’ll comment abt the cringey shit joe was into and did as a young teen, but then he starts talking abt sweet shit and how happy he is that his little brother is happy. he absolutely makes a comment to joe’s partner that “there’s no returns btw, he’s your problem now” but then wrap it up with “but he’s a good problem to have” or something.

joe, post speech, is like. aw man now i regret my best man speech. even if frank isnt married, joe put off writing his own vows to write it. (he wouldn’t change it)