#if anyone brings this up anymore i'm putting all the blame on you sausage

[len-wither]

Why I vow to never watch a Mythical J. Sausage stream EVER AGAIN

So it was MCC yesterday and little ol' me decided that she wants to watch Sausage's POV (it's his first MCC, Fight me)

and so just a few minutes before MCC starts, I open his stream (Completely forgetting that I put the sound on my phone really loud), AND THE FIRST THING I HEAR

THE FIRST THING I HEAR WHEN I OPEN THE STREAM IS SAUSAGE YELLING "THAT'S MY COLOUR DADDY!!!", AT FULL VOLUME.

Keep in mind that in my timezone MCC starts at about 10 pm so hearing THAT this late at night was not a good thing

And then... my internet went down, immediately after he said that, and my stream turned to black. I couldn't even see who he was talking about (Assuming it was Scott, cuz why wouldn't it be?)

So i'm just sat there, im my room, thinking:

"Did Anyone (my family) hear this?? there is no way they heard this, Everyone is asleep and the sound wasn't that loud anyway (it was)" all while also thinking "How the fuck am I gonna explain that this is Minecraft not some weird ass show on youtube?? like... WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO??"

thankfully, no one heard anything, and i hot out of this free lmao

and honestly with this as the only thing I've seen from a Sausage stream, I feel like it's a sign that I should not watch him (I haven't watched the vod yet and I'm too afraid. I don't even know who won m8 my internet just went back up)