#if the phantom (who's real name is apparently erik) is actually doing something totally different the whole time

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love the whole "phantom of the opera" situation leon and michael had going on seasons 1 through 3. the whole thing about how leon was, like, helping him and stuff, but it was still just kind of messed up.

it's all that stuff the phantom was doing with like channeling his voice through a singer and and slowly taking them over as a result or something except leon isn't evil and he's doing this entirely by accident. whoopsies.

also it's an office instead of a theater, which is you know. more boring. which obviously = more funny

"THE PHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTOM OF THE MAGAZINE IS THEEEEEEEEEERE. INSIIIIIIIIIDE MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND"

"THEY SEND THEIR WOOOOOOOES TO ME. PLEAD FOR ADVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE. I AM YOUR PSEUUUUUDONYYYYYM." "THEY'RE MY REPLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES"

"TYPE FOR ME MY ANGEL OF WRITING"

*tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap*

"TYPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP*

let the record show that the typing rate managed in this scene is the highest typing rate ever reached in the entire production!

also, someone in the audience yawns so loudly that you can hear them over the singers