#if there's a medical emergency you'll need to yell clear instructions directly at jones
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⚠️ for them ALLLLL!
- @zeebreezin
Warning:
Ockham: Holds long grudges.
Roberts: Has shrimp neuroses.
Nite: Will sell you to January for one corn chip.
Tamara: Will agree to what you say with no intention of doing it to avoid hurting your feelings.
Jones: Utterly useless in a high-stress situation.
Rubbery Barber Surgeon: For the love of fuck do not try to pay in amber.
Graham: Girl, run.
#ockham#roberts/nite#tamara#jones#rubbery barber surgeon#graham#some bonus advice#if you're on ockham's good side your tether for stupidity is pretty long#you'll be fine#just be polite to roberts and if you're a sequencer do what he says and you shouldn't have a problem#you could even push back on something if you try to explain to him why something isn't advisable or if there's a better way and he'll liste#he's reasonable just unpleasant#tamara means well so she will agree or make promises because that's what you want to hear#and it'll make you happier to hear it#and just keeps pushing it down the line#it's not ill-intended she's just trying not to upset people#at least in the short term#if there's a medical emergency you'll need to yell clear instructions directly at jones#unambiguous commands would likely work#but there's still a good chance he'd stay frozen#he's often paralysed in situations where his choices will have long-reaching consequences#if you can read the sign and not be an asshole around the barber surgeon you'll manage just fine#and graham is what red flags were made for#there is no way to win with graham#don't even bother#(do bother because i personally find it funny)
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