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annavysoul · 2 years

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Hi, sorry if you don’t like anon asks I just don’t think plp need to see my account, thinking of deleting but anyway I need to ask I found these psychic readings on here about BTS members and I just need to know are they good people? Cos all I’ve read now is bad: tae is money and fame obsessed and chooses his friends based off of their status, jungkook loses friends a lost cos he’s stingy with money and is controlling, jimin sounds like he is the worst partner you could get, completely controlling and Yoongi is lazy and takes from others etc. I know I shouldn’t really care or idk take all of this to heart I mean I’m never gonna meet them or be a part of their lives but multiple people have said the same things and they have become my comfort so I guess I just really need to know if they are good people or not? Be brutally honest and if you cba to answer this then that’s ok! <3

-G

Hi nonnie🥰!! i love anon ask, comments, memes, literally everything lol don't worry about it💕

Tbh i'm always wondering the same thing🤔🤔 i've recently been binging yt shorts (don't call me old, tiktok is too young and i feel so bad ignoring my friends dms when i just want to see funny reels lmaooo) and this came up. Obviously it got me thinking ngl, im not saying all readers that has a bad reading about a member are bad people, but we don't know who is behind the cards/tumblr, if they have really good intentions, if they are taking good care of themselves (mental health and other issues), we can't know cause in the internet everything is possible!! i really can create another blog, put a cute name and just post kpop tarot stuff like readings that i just came up with, take a cute picture of the cards i choose and boooom post it and get the notes and likes.

So we really need to take everything we see online as a little grain of salt, like literally entertainment, as headcanons, fiction almost.

I've been really busy with life so i didn't even look in the hashtag (i don't have time to read a fanfic in AGES!!) so idk whats going on, but i remember a time when ppl were talking about tae's future spouse that the first one would be money hunger and they will get married cause status sooo i can say that those rumors hasn't change! i guess i didn't miss a thing lmaooo jk but wow, im really interested about jimin tho!! like he's a libra, how they could be the worst partner?? and yoongi lazy?? idk like this is all sus djnjcnjdn how he is lazy if he is part of the most famous boy band (rip 1D) and they have to dance, im sorry, but im not buying that lol i suck at dance, all the latina fuego doesn't exist in this body, im clumsy as hell and learn a choreography isn't easy, i suffer, and he has to dance they say he is lazy? also he produced songs?? how is that lazy?

#kpop tarot #bts tarot #miss me in the hashtag? lol

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fizzyhosh · 4 years

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tagged by @kabeswaters !!!! love u big time

1. on a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about life right now? .... 3

2. describe yourself in a hashtag? #onedirectionstan

3. if you could do a love scene with anyone, who would it be? gross Harry Styles

4. if your life was a musical, what would the marquee say? get ready for disappointment but the good thing is one direction would be to my musical as abba is to mamma mia

5. what’s one thing people don’t know about you? i have strong ambitions but they are outweighed by executive dysfunction so lots of adults like teachers just think I'm lazy 🤪🥴

6. what’s your wake up ritual? currently it's get up at 2pm, look at discord, snapchat, and instagram, then eat some gosh darn food

7. what’s your go to bed ritual? this is so unhealthy I know grab a snack and a soda and scroll mindlessly on social media until I get tired, get up and brush my teeth, go back to my bed and put on my sleep playlist (called sleeby) and set a time so it stops playing after I fall asleep

8. what’s your favorite time of day? despite the fact that I get up in the afternoon, it's actually like 10am that's a goooood time

9. your go to for having a good laugh? I look up Niall Horan laugh complications it genuinely works every time

10. dream country to visit? Germany or Italy

11. what’s the biggest surprise you’ve ever had? my 19th birthday my roommates had a surprise party for me and I was so shocked and almost cried bc it was so sweet and bc made me anxious

12. heels or flats/sneakers? I thought that said heelys :(( but sneakers

13. vintage or new? vintaaaage

14. who do you want to write your obituary? uh idk hopefully none of my current family bc I don't want to die before them cause that'll mean I die young??? this question is making me overthink so I'm just gonna say Ewan Gregor and move on

15. style icon? this chick named mathilda on Instagram you might have seen her on insta or Pinterest she's a redhead but her style is brilliant

16. what are three things you cannot live without? music, dr. pepper, eggos

17. what’s one ingredient you put in everything? I sound so white but SALT I salt the heck outta everything

18. what 3 people living or dead would you want to make dinner for? Steve Irwin, Harry Styles, Freddie Mercury

19. what’s your biggest fear in life? dying while I'm taking a shower and having my family find my naked, wet, dead body falling out of love. which makes me not want to fall IN love bc then the chance of falling OUT of love becomes a possibility

20. window or aisle seat? window window window window window

21. what’s your current tv obsession? not really obsessed with anything rn but I rewatch new girl every chance I get

22. favorite app? instagram

23. secret talent? I can wiggle my ears

24. most adventurous thing you’ve ever done in your life? i flew to New Orleans during a break with two of my friends bc they found $60 round trip tickets. We bought the tickets the day before. We literally got to NOLA at 7am and left 8pm the next day. only spontaneous/adventurous thing i have ever done

25. how would you define yourself in three words? funny, understanding, quiet

26. favorite piece of clothing you own? my overalls :'))

27. a must have clothing item that everyone should have? a jean jacket !! looks good on anyone and with anything and they're so cute

28. a superpower you would want? to make people see themselves as their loved ones see them

29. what’s inspiring you in life right now? music I'm fixated on one direction and harry styles and louis tomlinson rn of you cant tell by a lot of my answers

30. best piece of advice you’ve received? don't apologize because you like something. don't be embarrassed that you have preferences

31. best advice you’d give your teenage self? be unapologetically you. life is too short to feel guilty for having opinions.

32. a book everyone should read? me and earl and the dying girl

33. what would you like to be remembered for? being kind to all

34. how do you define beauty? kindness, humor, a sweet soul makes a beautiful person

35. what do you love most about your body? I think I'm proportional? like... my size and shape... I hate how that sounds but my overall body ,,,,,,,

36. best way to take a rest/decompress? crack open and nice cold soda and put on headphones and lay on the ground (it makes me back feel better)

37. favorite place to view art? art galleries the environment and ambiance is immaculate

38. if your life was a song, what would the title be? Everything is Outta Reach cause I fail a lot but also I'm sHORT

39. if you could master one instrument, what would it be? pianoooo

40. if you had a tattoo, where would it be? I want my forearms to be filled with random little doodle tattoos I get over time (picture louis tomlinsons right arm, like the "oops!" and skateboard, and dumb things like that)

41 dolphins or koalas? KOALAS

42. what’s an animal that represents you? .....koala. also chameleon...

43. best gift you’ve ever received? so I need to be hugging a pillow or stuffed animals to sleep and I lost some stuffed animals that I loved and were huge and my go to for hugging at night and that Christmas my brother got me a huge elephant and a body pillow to replace them and I actually cried

44. best gift you’ve given? im really bad at giving gifts but my brother searches everywhere for this book in specific print and language and after years I found one and got it for him for Christmas. he's not good at showing appreciation and excitement but I could tell that he was stoked

45. what’s your favorite board game? BETRAYL AT THE HOUSE ON THE HILL it's so complicated and so good and I love it so much

46. what’s your favorite color? yellow and red

47. least favorite color? o r a n g e I just realized it's between red and yellow make it make sense

48. diamond or pearls? diamonds

49. drugstore makeup or designer? drugstore! I don't wear makeup often enough to spend money on designer but occasionally I get some good stuff from ulta then immediately regret it and go back to my Walgreens makeup HAHA

50. pilates or yoga? yoga

51. coffee or tea? I don't drink either but I like the aesthetic of tea more

52. what’s the weirdest word in the english language? pneumonoultrascopicsiliconvolcanoconoiosos because it's the longest word in the English dictionary and it's has a very specific definition and it's so extra when I was 7 i had a friend who could spell it forwards and backwards

53. dark chocolate or milk chocolate? milk!! I only like dark chocolate if it's reisens

54. stairs or elevators? stairs I'm afraid of elevators

55. summer or winter? summer

56. you are stuck on an island, you can pick one food to eat forever without getting tired of it, what would you eat? mac and cheese

57. a dessert you don’t like? uhhhh... umm... uh... anything with tree nuts cause I'm allergic??? I love dessert

58. a skill you’re working on mastering? I'm learning guitar !!

59. best thing to happen to you today? I woke up before 2pm

60. worst thing to happen to you today? my family all decided to a be in a bad mood today so that's super exciting to deal with :))))))

61. best compliment you’ve ever received? that I'm a really good listener

62. favorite smell? candles right after they're blown out and the air outside when it's cold. it has a smell. it DOES.

63. hugs or kisses? hugs

64. if you made a documentary, would it be about? the one direction boys' solo careers and eventual reunion when it happens

65. last piece of content you consumed that made you cry? if that includes music, louis tomlinsons album walls. but if not, ehm the martian that movie makes me cry don't come for me

66. lipstick or lipgloss? lipstick

67. sweet or savory? savory

68. girl crush? lily james

69. how do you know you’re in love? I've been trying to figure that out... I think it's when everything reminds you of them and you can completely be yourself around them and feel a sense of home and belonging.

70. a song you can listen to on repeat? greyhound by calpurnia or baby driver by simon and garfunkel

71. if you could switch lives with someone for a day, who would it be? h a r r y s t y l e s I have questions I need answered and I wanna hear unreleased HS and 1D music

72. what are you most excited for/about this time in your life? going back to school so I can be with my best friend slash future boyfriend

tagging: @lupinlongbottom @outerlacy @fortisfiliae @theseuscmander @wizardwritings

#not hp #about ash #ask ash

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i-also-miss-our-talks · 7 years

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Headcannon where Davey takes you home for Christmas for the first time and you meet the whole fam (minus Les)?

Holy fuck this is long and I don’t know if its actually good but I hope you like it! Let me know if you don’t, though, and I’ll rewrite it!

WC: 2,294

Warning: Swearing, Pretty sure that’s it

Masterlist

so Davey

sweet boy

met you the first year of college

you two were in the library at the same time to get the same book

and yadda, yadda, yadda, hugs, kisses, confessions, you two start dating

yay!

you have been dating for about two years and now it’s the holidays

yay! x 2

and unfortunately, you weren’t able to go home for christmas because it’s a lot of money and you’re a college student so you don’t have money

but Davey said you could come home with him for christmas

yay! x3

so after your last exam, you pack up your stuff in Davey’s car and ride with him to his house (were gonna say it’s the 22nd for story reasons)

his house is about four hours away from the college so you guys made a playlist and belted out the songs for the whole ride

(of course Davey tried to be a show off and riff everything but holy fuck was he good at it)

by the time you guys got to his house, it was pitch black a snowing heavily

you two grab your luggage and laugh as you try not to slip on the ice running up to the door

Les is the one who answers the door and gasps

“Davey!”

he lunges at his brother for a hug but ends up throwing both of them into the snow behind him

you smile and take pictures of the brotherly reunion

then Les and Davey get up and help take the bags inside

“mom! dad! David and Y/N are here!”

you take of your shoes next to Davey’s and follow him to the kitchen where his folks are

you’ve met them before so you give them hugs and such before heading up to Daveys room

when you two got there, Davey blushed and rubbed the back of his neck

“do you wanna just share the bed?”

you smile and nod

then the next day comes because im too lazy to write the rest of the night

so the next day is the 23rd and the day before the rest of the family comes so you guys start getting stuff ready

Les and Davey set up the tree and stockings and decorate the tree

his dad goes outside to put up lights

and you and his mom bake cookies for all his family members

and you’re all wearing christmas hats because wearing christmas hats while decorating is mandatory

his mom told you stories from when Davey was little during christmas while you two mixed the batter

like one time before Les was born (they’re about nine years apart) Davey went sledding with his dad but he went down the hill too fast and basically flew down it. he ended up getting the front of the sled stuck in a snow drift and he went flying and smacked into a tree trunk and that’s the story of how Davey lost both of his front teeth

another time there was a girl he liked freshman year of high school and he wanted to get her a present so he got her this really pretty (and expensive) necklace while he was out buying a little harmonica for Les cause the little five-year-old saw a kid in a commercial playing one so he really wanted one. so Davey bought both of them and went home a wrapped them both in the same wrapping paper. But the necklace and the harmonica were both in a long rectangle box so the next day at school he accidentally gave the girl the harmonica

while the cookies were in the oven, you and his mom joined the bros in putting up other stuff around the house

you and Les went around the house to put up little stacks of presents

when you came back Davey asked you to help him put something up

you nodded, of course, and followed him

he brought you to the front door and pulled the mistletoe out from behind his back

you giggled and wrapped your arms around his neck as he lifted it above your heads

you were about to kiss Davey when his dad opened the door

Davey blushed deeply

“d-dad!”

he laughed

“sorry, Dave. but i need your help”

Davey sighed and handed you the mistletoe before grabbing his coat and boots to follow his dad outside with

you gave him a quick peck on the cheek to give him a smile before he closed the door

a few hours later, Davey came back inside shivering and covered in snow from helping outside

you helped him take his jacket and boots off and led him to the couch in the living room, cuddling next to him to warm him up

Davey wrapped his arms around you and kissed your forehead

you two fell asleep all cuddled up like that

aww!

cuties!

his mom snapped a photo and texted it to you after posting it on her Facebook with the hashtag #mysleepingbabies

Daveys mom is actually the real MVP

Les politely woke you two up for dinner by throwing a snowball at Daveys face

he chased Les around the house while you go with his mom to get pizza

when you come back, Davey opens the front door for you two

he takes the pizza out of your hands and shyly kisses you

you’re like “?” until he points to the mistletoe he hung above the front door

you roll your eyes but cant help and giggle at his dorkiness

Davey kisses his moms cheek too before bringing the food to the kitchen

your boy is so sweet

love him forever pls

now

the next day

christmas eve

family christmas

you got dressed in nice jeans and a cute red sweater with a santa hat to top it off

Davey matches you with jeans and a nice christmas sweater

before going downstairs, he just holds you for a bit on his bed

“Y/N, listen. my family can get…weird”

“Davey, im sure it’ll be fine”

“they’re not like mom or dad or Les. they’re…well..you’ll see. but if you ever feel like it’s too much let me know and we can just come back up here and cuddle”

you laugh and give him a quick peck

“only if you do the same”

your boyfriend nods and grabs your hand, leading you downstairs

Les is dressed nice too

and guess what?

guess

fucking

what?

Les and Davey are wearing matching sweaters

and his mom and dad are wearing matching sweaters

turns out the whole family had matching sweaters

they’re the best family tbh

then little Les hands you a present and tells you to open it

you do as you’re told and gasp because holy crap its the same sweater they’re all wearing

“you better hurry and put it on before the rest of the family gets here” their mom says

you start to tear up because oh my gosh you’re a part of their family they got you a sweater to match them oh my gosh

you quickly run upstairs and change before coming down and hugging Davey

“did you know about this?”

he nodded

“of course i did. my mom came up with it though”

then zip zap zoo the rest of the family is in the Jacobs household

we’re talking cousins, aunts, uncles, grandmas, grandpas, even grunckles and grants

its a lot of people

and they all love you

they keep teasing Davey like

“how’d you snag her you nerd?” cousin Frank

“blink twice if he paid you to date him” uncle Thomas

“why don’t ya ditch the bookworm and hang with a real man?” Race

“Race, what the hell are you doing here? get out,” Davey said and pushed him out the door

the party was great and everyone was so nice

his grandma loved your hair and how when Davey looked at you his eyes would almost sparkle. she told you that her mother told her her husbands eyes sparkled like that when they were still dating and that’s how she knew he was the one

you secretly told her later that you knew Davey was the one a year ago when he called you beautiful after your phone went off at three in the morning when he slept over in your dorm. the light from your phone screen had shown off your messy hair, gunk in the cracks of your eyes, and the slight drool crust on the corner of your lips. but Davey woke up with you and as soon as he saw you in the light, he called you beautiful. that’s why you knew he meant it

Davey’s uncle was a bit weird, though

not uncle Thomas

uncle Logan

he would just stand in the corner of the room and watch the party from afar

he never spoke unless spoken too

he had like twenty handfuls of pretzels, but half a glass of water

yeah

weirdo

kinda gave you the creeps

but anyway

Davey did get a bit jealous when a few of his cousins started hitting on you, but you just simply took him to the mistletoe every time and that seemed to make him feel better

then it was dinner time

you sat in-between Davey and Les and across from Race and Albert

“how do you keep getting into my house? get out of here!”

after chasing off Race and Albert, you ended up sitting across from his Aunt Judy and Grandma

during dinner, Davey held your hand under the table

aww

he’s so sweet

you helped Les and his mom clean the table while Davey went to go do something

you didn’t know what it was. all he told you was that it was “a family tradition”

so you didn’t ask questions

after dishes, you followed Les to Davey where he sat at a piano

(holy crap this is getting long. i’ll try to speed things up)

you sat next to Davey on the bench and smiled as he began to play classic christmas songs

his whole family sang together in pretty much perfect harmony and you were just amazed

like wow not only is Davey the most amazing singer ever but he comes from a family of amazing singers like wtf i don’t think that’s fair

but yeah

so after all the songs, everything was calming down when everyone gathered around the tree to open presents

everyone apologized that they didn’t get you a gift cause they didn’t know you were coming, but you said it was fine and helped Davey open his

afterwards, Davey took you to his room while everyone messed with their new gifts

he sat with you on his bed and pulled out a small box from under his bed

“here. i was gonna wait till tomorrow, but i felt bad for you not getting anything just now”

you smiled and kissed his cheek

“its not a harmonica, is it?”

Davey blushed

“y-you know about that?! how?!”

you laughed and ignored his question by opening the gift

your heart almost stopped at the sight

“Davey…”

your boyfriend took the ring out of the box and held your hand

WHOA  

CHILL GUYS  

ITS JUST A PROMISE RING  

DAVEY WOULDN’T PROPOSE AFTER ONLY TWO YEARS

Y’ALL GOOD?

“Y/N, i want to make a promise. i want to promise that i’ll always love you and care for you and help you no matter what. i know we’ve only been together for two years but i just know you’re the one”

you put a hand over your mouth to quiet your sobs

“so, Y/N, can i give you this ring as a promise that one day i can replace it with something permanent? something that’s us and only us?”

(okay. listen. deh is amaze so deal with the reference)

you nodded and let him slip the ring onto your finger

he’s crying too as he pulls you in for a deep kiss

when you two part, you lay down on the bed with him, resting your head on his chest

you two didn’t even realize you had fallen asleep without leaving cookies for Santa

(how dare u)

the next morning you were woken up by Les jumping onto Davey’s gut and screaming “IT’S CHRISTMAS” into your ears

Davey groaned in pain as you got up and changed into some sweatpants and a t-shirt before heading downstairs

you smiled as Les smiled at what Santa had brought

he immediately tore open his gifts once his mom and dad had sat on the couch with coffee

you sat on the ground with your back against the wall and watched Les show off his gifts

Davey came down a few minutes later in PJ pants and a t-shirt, clutching his stomach as he sat next to you

you leaned into his side and he wrapped his arm around you

omg

guys

you two are so cute

i can’t with you guys

Les put yours and Daveys presents in front of you so you could open them

you smiled and handed Davey the present that was from you

“Merry Christmas, babe. hope you like it”

inside was a pair of new tap shoes cause the ones he currently has will be busted the next time he tries to do a shuffle

Davey gasps

“Y/N these are exquisite! they must’ve cost a fortune!”

(tap shoes are expensive as hell, man)

you just shrugged

Davey hugged you tightly and kissed your temple

“i love you”

you giggled and hugged him back

“i love you too”

christmas is the best

especially when your boyfriend is Davey Jacobs and you get to celebrate with his whole family

the fucking finally end

#newsies #newsies x reader #davey #davey jacobs #david jacobs #davey x reader #davey jacobs x reader #david jacobs x reader #i-also-write #i-also-holiday

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thegoldandsugar-blog · 8 years

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AROUND 365

This is the “shameless” me heading home,in a matatu booming loud crunk and some silly Fetty Wap crysongs( yeaaaah bae…),from a place that took me dosens of courage bundles and self discipline to atleast gather guts to leave ; of course there’s always a bunch of sinners trying to drive your faith into badlands where there are no parents you have to report to, in full detail, as to why you are having bad dreams about coming home late, since God is gracing them with a whole pack of awesomeness, so somehow you get home eleven deep night and your old man goes like “do you want us to lie outside watching the stars, reciting poetry into the thin air?” Ring! Ring! Wake up! Run away from them as first as you can’t since all you do is drink senator cage in a local bar so you got a belly looking like you Swallowed a giant drumstick without chewing but all is good though, Ladies still f-audio censor, tiiiiiingg!- with you.

Text Reference ( Punctuality - never mistake its power in your peace at home especially when lecturers are on strike and home is one place people will have to bear with your loud disturbing singing of a weird genre of music for a very long time, like long!)

Okay. I was about to narrate stories from where I’m from. A friend’s place, as always. Been there for some couple of days if you are using the high timeline (sometimes you wish you could wake up and spend a day just human, your lungs full of fresh air and the liver on vacation in Ibiza but there’s always that call from one your so called ninjas - “i swear this sh*t is lit, last night i was smoked and felt so astronaut." Then they sum the deal with that notoriously famous phrase "there also a few girls too”. God forbid the things that construction of grammar does to our brains, all the way to a lame excuse like "my friend’s cousin passed away, im going to console with them tonight". Remember to ask how many times that good friend has had to kill you to show up at your ‘predicted-to-be-lit’ party with no girl or a bottle of cheap whisky, in contrary with demands and instructions highlighted in the invitation on WhatsApp.A very serious violation of the turn up ratio principles and high accords.

Now, Now,Now. It was a good night from where i come from, I mean it was considerable damage to the body having spent the whole week sleeping, eating, doing nothing! That "Jack with no play is a dull boy" philosophy is something i hold so dear to my heart people. So some green leaf combustion to release healthy carbon killing cancer cells, initiating some brain rebooting and application updates was going on after a day full of similar happenings in a location from which i telepoted to this place where i leave fellow sinners going on with the quests for higher clouds. One thing is we didn’t know how we found ourselves here but damn! We’re a bunch of lost warthogs, we don’t remember sh*t and that, is one reason we’re so happy ( Lord help them see their lives)

As the routine prescribes it to be, i mean some random confessions about how elevated one feels ; in the skies flying with stokes, delivering babies to fellow men who apparently… ( ladies and gentlemen, the next statement has been written out of utmost respect for all men and if not, my apologies)… Shoot blanks! Then you feel so amazing and amidst all these good things are stupid moments like "this stash is fine bruh, whom did you buy it from? Especially when you were the same single person in that clique that knows all the sellers in your area and individually went to purchase the magic wands, YOURSELF! If you were in a serious session then you don’t miss an Einstein moment during which numerous brainstorms are battering your skull, exploding with billions of ideas about the cosmos and the relationship between FIFA 17 and Heaven (sometimes you might fail to grip the difference but brethren! Brethren! ) . Of course it doesn’t go without mentioning the various “facts” and concrete reasons as to why your extremely silly arguments came to existence, deserving a chunk of minutes set aside for their discussion and clarification. The beat of that EDM track is overwhelming your emotions and you hate your life. Why do you stay in such a cursed continent with black people and elephants which attract more love than the people themselves? You want to live in America, go to some dope college in Dallas, get paid a few dollars per hour( you’re a humble child from Africa, with an ashy face since most of the vaseline is spent on other vital body checks and balances, so “a few” will be okay), eat some McDonald’s burgers or Subway cookies and mess with white boujee babes. This is one of those moments you wonder what your great grandfathers were doing when others were taken up for slavery now their generations living lavish in Beverly Hills. They must have been some lazy bunch i swear. Right now you could be some youth in Atlanta looking like a vintage ghost of Shakes Makena in the super strikers classics, with some gold tooth and a zombie rap style earning a thousand bucks with a name like "Kodak Black" ( may the gods have mercy) . Out of nowhere! Upto where we are now you can sense the humour in your Hollywood aspirations so you laugh out loud, seconds before your mates join in, till that final time a rush of wisdom strikes one of you and asks what y'all laughing about, then you realize there was actually no joke but then again, who cares? The cycle continues.

This is what I’m thinking at that moment, my Einstein moment! What if our world was a just a setting of a game section played by a people of an elite dimension, the real world now. Let’s say like GTA stuff. So each one of us is a Trevor of some sought, your gamer is bad at racing, shooting and even finding locations because unfortunately he got no clue of the map and its purpose. Basically, his “gaming” skills are on the garbage side of mediocre, lets say it’s a dumb ass potential school dropout trying to spend time away so evening can come and sleep, moral lesson - you’re a game over or busted(dead!) . In short, this type of game is that which was played 10 years ago by the urban kids with PS(long before the numbers) now they took all their old junk to the countryside so relatives are trying to chase the trend. That’s how bad these imaginations are. I’m proud of myself, honestly. Of all these red-eyed fallen humans staring at me sharing this fiction, anticipating the next part of this plot like the release of the next shooter episode in those pirate sites, over buffering connection,i think i have the best story!

Come on now, you and i know that one guy that got to tell false stories about his uncle and the many ladies who certainly find him a supermodel and can’t resist proclaiming their love all over social media. He’s always recording chest bare videos for his 316 Instagram followers or “with the boys” captioned pictures, with the many Picsart filters, to his Facebook .Sometimes you’re there in your zone thinking why you tolerate such characters in your outcast living till it hits you that you were not blessed with the sweet slippery tongue to lure in all the pretty girls to your parties that he professionally possesses. He’s always there to save your thirst,as long as he doesn’t pay for any other activity. ( sniper tings, put some hashtags on that).

Drifting down this plot, this is the best deal of this turnt up business! The ladies. The sweet ladies that accepted to be part of a life saving campaign as far as your boring day is concerned , God bless their tolerance, even I wouldn’t dare to give my number to myself, let alone answering to a "Form call". You can’t believe what we tell you the next day but that part about you pulling some Grrrrrh ! Grrrrh! to a “rrrrraah”, lecturing a dab session for the song "panda" to a girl smiling sheepishly, balancing on wobbly worn out feet asking silly sad questions at the corner is a true story. One in which your vampire qualities are activated so you are frequently seen in dark corners and poorly lit corridors serving as blindspots for the prosperity of your uncouth behaviours inspired by a great deal of moral decay.You somehow want to walk to that girl sitting on the couch and whisper “that’s some fine piece of beef you carry back there” but then you realise she’s still on the other side of town and the joke may not have a required reciprocate , enough slaps today, more drugs for her. Now you’ve changed your mind about her, “noo, she’s too rachet bruh, too rachet! Don’t play yourself! ” ( the boys up there are in serious analysis and checks - you can even establish family backgrounds of all your friends by sight alone. Of course these are the same boys that save the day from the rant of your father) Before processing the next thought, the stomach is up. Dear Munchies, even the ice cubes seem edible : bottomline, this hunger is pure evil with lots of malice! Hunger games catching fire! The moment you come out of the house, dusk has come, an end of a new day, the same day you had promised to show up at home before noon. Change of course now. A few minutes later, you’re in this mat’ writing this silly story that probably no one will like even after laughing to it because you are not any lady posting a "#lipgame" pic with an inspirational quote like, "throw me to the wolves and I’ll come back leading the pack" (why is social media so heartless? It’s like, liking your fellow ninja’s post is gay!) . It’s still the same you caring not to make any close eye contact with other passengers at this point because unfortunately, your eyes can tell it all. You know there are thousands of grammatical mistakes all over this composition but what are edits for? Furthermore this is a good piece, fruits of "the stash" and next time you’re called up yonder, you won’t hesitate. See your life!

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