#in conclusion I'm going to get off the plane in Texas and make a dying buffalo noise probably | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

teaandinanity · 1 year

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My mom just told me she hates that I’m leaving and I’m like ‘I bet I hate it more’ because I am to depart the mountains of North Carolina (beautiful, green, pleasant) for Texas (heading into the regularly-scheduled summer run of ‘everything is brown and dying because it’s 100 degrees in the shade and will not rain until October probably’).

#the only thing I will not miss is the 'I have entered the house and now I need to strip to make sure I didn't pick up a tick' dance #but I started dousing my legs in Off so even that's not a major problem anymore #and the main reason it's not an issue in TX is because it's so hot I can't stand to be outdoors like 8 months of the year #whereas here I'm like 'oh it's warm today!'#'tee shirt weather!'#and meanwhile the weather down the mountain (so probably a few degrees warmer than here) is like 70 degrees in the middle of the afternoon #in conclusion I'm going to get off the plane in Texas and make a dying buffalo noise probably #as I melt into a storm sewer #babble tea (blacklist this for less chatter)

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