#in which valentine is johnny's poor little meow meow

[merge-conflict]

the damn things overlap, ch 1

5 second summary: canon divergent events for my corpo!v, mostly consisting of her trying not to think about her biggest upcoming deadline. (goro x nonbinary!V)

Excerpt from Ch 1: syn, syn-ack, ack

<Hey– > He shrugged, trying too hard to be nonchalant. <I’m on your side here, V. Trying to keep your sorry ass alive. How many times do I have to tell you?>

<At least a hundred more,> she snapped, knowing she was being petty and unable to resist. <Words are cheap.>

<Jesus, V. I said I was sorry.>

<Sorry doesn't pay the fucking bills.> V clenched her jaw, hearing the echo of those words in someone else’s voice. <When it comes down to it Johnny, you won’t be sorry. Fifty years ago you would have vaporized me with the rest of them. Don’t get fucking sentimental.>

<Right.> His tone turned sharp to match hers. <You still think you’re one of them, huh? I got news for you– you’re not. That’s a good thing.>

<Yeah, it's been a real step up in the world.>

<I'm serious, V.> He crossed his arms, leaning back against the container again. <You got out with your soul intact.>

<Yeah, alright,> she said, worried he was going to launch into one of his rants while her head was still soft and bruised like an overripe fruit. <For a little while longer, anyway>

[gallus-rising]

For the fandom ask thing: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?

this is gonna be tough bc like One Piece jjba has one-fuckbillion characters lol

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

each part is technically it's own story so i can have a different blorbo from each part right??? anyways PB: Speedwagon BT: Erina SDC: Polnareff DiU: Okuyasu VA: Risotto SO: Weather Report SBR: Johnny JJL: Yasuho

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

most stands actually. they r all just..... creatures... the main ones tho are: The Metallica Beans my beloveds, Purple Haze (yes he has anger issues yes he melts faces yes i love him anyways), Paisley Park, and Silver Chariot

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

Yasuho my beloved <3 <3 who is only underrated bc most ppl haven't read JJL yet which they shOUlD BC IT'S GOOD IT'S GOOD YOU COWARDS

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

all of la squadra but esp Sorbet and Gelato who appeared in a handful of flashback panels, had 0 speaking lines, were gay, and then got axe murdered 😔

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

the og Yoshikage Kira which is kinda funny bc even tho he's DiU's villain and gets killed super hard ppl will still be like "dni if you like this character you sick disgusting evil freak"

but truly really actually problematic/controversial? Cioccolata&Secco (they're a pair do not separate) i just think Cioccolate should've tortured more ppl while his literal human pet filmed so they could watch as snuff films later <3 i think it would've been funny <3

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

if Mista didn't want to be tormented than maybe he shouldn’t’ve been the only person in his friend group to not die u-u Risotto as well but there's no way i can explain that in a coherent way if you not a squadra stan lmaoo

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Funny Valentine can eat shit and die i will not be elaborating at this time