#included the whole description so that it's incredibly clear. there is no vest. lmao

[stone-stars]

Transcript:

[Unknown Tome builds ominously in the background] Murph: But you also see, facing away from you, looking out on the city below is a moving gargoyle. His huge, bat-like wings flap to keep him steady. You see, as he turns to look at you, he's got gray skin and a hunchback. His long neck is slouched forward. He's got this long black and white beard that grows out as if it's just really long sideburns. It's a bad beard. [The players laugh.] Uh-- he has massive claws that sit at the end of fists like boulders, and long talons at the ends of his feet. He is standing atop a large black and gold chest, um, like a treasure chest, his talons are clinging to it. Uh, there is a two-foot wide circle in the middle of it, through which you only see darkness. Um, and-- Emily: In the middle of the chest? Murph: In the middle of the chest. It's just black. It's just dark. You can't see what's inside, it's just dark. Um, and he turns, and he addresses you guys, and he goes: Akarot: Oh. You again. Ruining another one of my rituals! Moonshine, cheerfully: Ah! So we did categorically ruin your other ritual! That's good. 'Cause for us it felt like a pyrrhic victory. But I'm glad to know that it was a ruin for you! Akarot: Oh, it's-- it's-- it's a pyrrhic victory for you overall. [The other players laugh] Moonshine: Okay, so I win? Akarot: What? No! I mean. Okay, look-- Moonshine: I mean, I assumed best case scenario was gonna be a pyrrhic victory. Akarot: Shut up! Hardwon: You really shouldn't go at her when she's wearing the Thinking Cap, bud. Akarot: Shut up! Everyone shut up! Moonshine: Yeah, sorry dude, I'm just like at-- Akarot, speaking over her: Take that hat off! Take that hat off and debate me! Moonshine: Yeah right! You take your vest off! [The music cuts out. The other players and Murph start laughing.] Akarot, confused: Do I have a vest on? Murph, laughing: Yes, you see he has a little vest. [Everyone laughing in the background.] Hardwon: You have a tactical vest and there's nothing in the pockets. Moonshine, through laughter: Yeah, it looks like a-- it looks like a photographer-- a photographer's vest. Apple: Absolutely Donald Duckin' it. Nothing on the bottom! Akarot: I haven't had a ton of time to get used to this body, I'll be-- I didn't notice the vest when I first put the body on. Moonshine, still laughing: Really? It's like all I see! Murph, laughing and slightly unintelligible: He does-- He does see-- vest-- Moonshine: Are there like holes for your wings in it? Akarot: Yeah. Clearly! My wings are out. Everyone's focusing on the vests. Everyone's focusing on the vests. Hardwon: Including you! Apple: It's very distracting. Is there stuff in those pockets? Akarot: Um. Okay. Everyone relax! I'm taking-- I'm gonna take off the vest! Murph: He takes-- he takes off his vest-- Moonshine: NO! Nonono! You can't take off the vest! You committed to the vest! Akarot: Fine. Murph: He puts the vest back on. [Caldwell yelps in laughter.]

another emily moment of all time, to me