#it ain't right and it ain't natural. I need to commit acts of violence

[reallynotwelcomed]

I'm feeling like the persephone verses in chant. Why is it so hot.

[eatsbop]

@kaasjee Grandchild. I don't know how lmao but I found some weird crumbs

A.

Let's have an AU where we pretend that because their dad is such an asshole, Dowoon and Yeonwoo were separated at an early age due their parents' marriage annulment.

Custody of Yeonwoo was awarded to their mom and Dowoon's to their dad. After Dowoon's death, Yeonwoo returned to SK (because he was somewhere, maybe living next door from me lmao) to say goodbye to his bro and maybe (definitely) kick some delinquents' asses but when he was about to do that he witnessed an act of juvenile delinquency that is Seong Taehoon embodiment of depression and chaos trying to commit mass murder.

It's up to Yeonwoo to save his brother's only friend from topping the 9 o'clock news as SK's Next Top Murderer.

B.

Or alternatively, take all those then do a sudden swerve and this time Yeonwoo actually hates Taehoon because he's the harbinger of his brother's misfortune and ruin. But how can soft Yeonwoo hate someone so pitiful (and ready to dip any minute) for more than week?

He actually can't. (Besides no one can hate Taehoon more than Taehoon hates himself.)

Or you know, after Yeonwoo Liberation, Taehoon and Yeonwoo became friends (Taehoon somehow managed not to mention Dowoon's name every 2 seconds, he just acted hard pressed over something so Yeonwoo's oblivious of his brother and Taehoon's friendship in the past).. and then one day they met at the columbarium.

"You're visiting someone, Taehoon-ssi?"

*regular Taehoon cheerful passive aggressiveness* "No, ye? Whachathink, nerd-ssi? I came to bury myself?"

"Why are you.. the way you are.."

*scoff, ear blushing* "I'm here to visit my best friend."

*Yeonwoo sad smile* "I'm here to visit my brother.."

*sad moment of silence, Taehoon tries to crack a joke, they keep walking, bantering while they do, they ultimately reached their destination, they're visiting the same person*

C.

Or maybe what I want the most is Dowoon alive so an AU where Yeonwoo is trying to save his brother.. because THIS 14 FEET SENTIENT TOWER OF SENSELESS VIOLENCE CAN'T POSSIBLY BE A GOOD INFLUENCE TO MY BROTHER- oh shit they're hugging why are they hugging why AND RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERSECTION.

Or Yeonwoo basically just stalking Dowoon and trying to figure out why he picked Taehoon over their "well-meaning" father.. and Dowoon and Taehoon putting on a show because this nerdy younger brother gives the most hilarious reactions.. and just, you know? They can, why not.

Them having a fun time, and pranking Yeonwoo who's affronted by how shameless they are.

"It's just a prank! Come on, Yeonwooyah!"

"WAS IT, HYUNGNIM. WAS IT. THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL HOLDING HANDS?!"

*Taehoon eyeroll* "I got another hand, wanna hold it?"

Also the thought of Taehoon and Yeonwoo being younger than Dowoon is nice because I too want to herd leopards.

D.

Or maybe Dowoon and Yeonwoo are half brothers and after what happened (he magically survived ssshhh all is self indulgent, I'm here to have a good time), Dowoon started living with his mom and her new family. But then he noticed the situation his half brother is in and just ?? For real, Mom? How do you keep finding guys like my dad?

"Taehoon-ah, help me. My little bro.."

"Just 1080 the old guy. Why-"

"TAEHOON-AH."

So they somehow managed to drag Yeonwoo (after Taehoon beat him up "You asked me to do it!" "NO, I asked you to help me! Oh, no! His nose is bleeding!" "Mine too! He punched me!" "OH NO! Is your fist alright, Yeonwooyah?!" "HEY YOU, DIPSHIT-") and stash him at Yoo Hobin Co. HQ (cause where else can you find all the beef brained shenanigans applied in real life?) to give him a taste of freedom.

Anyway, Yoo Hobin and company thought they were only helping their sweet dude Dowoon babysit his brother.. but what in shit is this obtuse love triangle?

Basically Dowoon and Taehoon started trying to one up each other.

"Come along, little Yeonwoo. I'll show you something fun."

"Don't listen to him, Yeonwooyah, I got something better."

And so on and so on until they're throwing hissy fits at each other.

"Wow, Lee Dowoon! You seriously stole Jihyeok's scooter and rode it with your little bro when you have zero experience driving?!"

"I borrowed it and Jihyeokssi taught us-"

"YA? He's such a good teacher that's why your arm is broken! Good going! That's your definition of fun?! Cracking your head on the pavement?! Well, you missed why don't you go for another spin?!"

"Look, I understand where you're coming from but you don't have to yell at me.. I'm just standing here."

"Oh? Sorry. I thought I'd need to raise my volume to get through your numbskull!"

...

"What did you do to my brother, why is his hair purple?!"

"Dude, yours is brown. What got your panties in a twist.. chill."

"You know this is natural! Do you have any idea how sickening purple would look paired with his uniform?!"

"Exactly! I wanna know how far he can pull it off. Wait, were you yelling at me?!"

And day by day Yeonwoo gets more confused. He decided he needs to put an end to these weird outdoor life lessons.

"Uh, Hyung.. I appreciate what you and boyfriend are trying to do but.. I'm worried this would cause a rift in your relationship if-"

"Who's my what?.."

"Your.. boyfriend? Taehoon?"

"AJAHSHSJSJ NO. WAIT. HE'S NOT. THERE'S A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING HERE."

So Yeonwoo thought to himself, okay change of plans. Lessons will continue but this time he's teaching this two. Because, you know? Yeonwoo cannot accept this level of stupid. And perhaps he wants to get even? Lol

"So.. he's not your boyfriend?"

"LMAO WHERE DID THAT EVEN COME FROM. YOU SO FUNNY YEONWOOYAH."

"Okay. Got it. So, can I take him?"

Dowoon stopped laughing and Imma stop here too cause I'm confused too. What's going on here.

Here are a bunch of nonsense, Kassy. No brain cell was harmed during the typing of all these letters. In fact, all my brain cells ain't even bother with me.

[abassi-okoro]

THE ANGRY WHITE WOMEN

by Abassi Okoro Eziokwu

Hate is too strong of an emotion to waste on people who don't deserve it. I hate Meghan McCain. Rather I hate what she represents, angry white femininity. It was an angry white woman who caused the savage annihilation of Emmet Till. It is the knee-jerk reactions of angry white women who call the police on black people for doing nothing more than blinking one too many times. White women are just always angry with something or someone. Have you noticed that? Despite the racial stigma that black women are often awarded, the “ANGRY BLACK FEMALE,” at least black anger is justifiably directed at a specific or definitive idea – RACISM!

Black anger carries a certain rationale, a certain sanity. It's understandable to sympathize with the anger of a people who are systematically and institutionally oppressed, abused, and persecuted – and that's only talking about black MEN! Now add to that persecution the reality of being a black WOMAN and your abuse has just gotten worse. But in 2019, you would think that it is "White Women" who are the benefactors of white male infliction or structured social abuse and oppression. It seems that every time we tune into FOX, CNN, or some feminist round table television talk show - there is no shortage of snarling, beady-eyed, 'trembling in anger' blonde-haired, white women all too eager to tell the whole of America how they're outraged over something or someone or how “women” (which is really code for WHITE women) are discriminated against more than black folk in this country.

These white women remind me of yappy little – big eyed Chihuahuas barking uncontrollably at the slightest insignificant sound or purely imagined discomfort. When white folks profess their anger over something, they call it "Outrage." Black folks call it, "White Tears." They're always stepping out of line, ridiculing and pointing fingers and especially when it comes to American Patriotism. Nothing gets these white women barking louder than the notion that American "Ideals" are being threatened by black people's audacity to call to attention racism or the fear that immigration of Hispanic people is going to colorize and lord forbid, "colonize" lily white neighborhoods like Boise Idaho or Cedar Rapids Iowa (because I'm sure that one of the whitest towns in America is worried to death over some Mexicans coming in and stealing their warehouse associate jobs at the Adam's Lumber Yard). Or the worse case scenario, Colin Kaepernick takes a knee. Tomi Lahren every week on her show damn near had a complete mental and emotional meltdown anytime Colin Kaepernick's name was mentioned. Despite my thoughts of her anger being nothing more than a cover-up for wanting to sleep with him, she didn't fail once at getting her "outrage" out to the American public. Meanwhile, white male executives who control the FOX network had no problem offering her the platform to exploit her little annoying blonde ass.

Megyn Kelly spends a great majority of her airtime interpreting innocent remarks or acts as "sexist." That's why she always has a frog up her ass, she thinks everything is sexual. Meghan McCain's shtick is that everyone and anyone who falls short of worshipping white Jewish people is, "Anti-Semitic." Then there's the rest of American white women in general who have a long history of voting against their own best interests. White women historically have always been proponents of white supremacy and the Feminist movement is an off-shoot of that white supremacy. Black women told you that years ago that white women were going into the black neighborhoods trying to recruit black women for white feminine agendas while suggesting to these black women that they would have to leave their families, give up their black men before they could be part of the “Women's Liberation Movement.”

And so many black women did exactly that. They stopped being mothers, wives, caretakers, they got jobs in corporate America, became “secretaries” in white owned companies, put on a business suit, told their kids, “I ain't cooking shit - I ain't got to take care of you,” traded in their natural hair for a perm, learned how to talk “white” on the phone and if the police came knocking at the door, they had no problem turning in their black boyfriend or black husband and especially if he was not treating her right. The white feminist snatched up many of these black women and said, “We're sisters now” and eventually sisters became partners and partners over time became "lovers." Meanwhile, white men were locking up black men over petty shit like 10 to 20 years for $10 of weed. That's called, “Engineered Racism” folks.

BUT WHY ARE WHITE WOMEN SO ANGRY?

I'm not suggesting that only certain people are allowed to be angry (the oppressed) but it sure does make more sense for oppressed to be angry and non-oppressed to NOT be so angry. Unless of course you're implying that white women are an oppressed marginalized group? I was told that white women are angry over gender inequality and especially in the political arena. Makes sense - if I was ignorant that is. When asked a little under two years ago how Donald Trump got elected, the answer that was told to us was because the people who voted for him were white and angry. They were suffering from financial anxiety and Trump's rhetoric of bringing jobs back to America sounded pretty darn good to Becky and Bob. Now here we are in 2019 and those Trump voters who were white and angry are STILL white and they’re STILL angry but only now they're angry because they STILL haven't landed those good ole' American jobs that they were promised back in 2016 and on top of that, Trump is more concerned with building a wall to keep Mexicans out than opening up a factory in your already dilapidated - one sheriff- rural town. I'm sure it feels awful to white people who just aren't accustomed to being bent over and screwed in the ass. But if you need a shoulder to cry on white people, give people of color a call. We're experienced at being lied to by white assholes. The grief counseling hotline after being lied to by white men is 1-800-YOU-DUMB. Negroes, Mexicans and Native Americans are waiting by the line to accept your calls.

FEMINIST RAGE 101

White women in particular are encouraging each other to let out their anger in the face of the current administration. Yet, white women have failed miserably in dismantling racism. It appears that white women's rage only became a thing when white men became indifferent to white female sexuality. In other words, white men simply are not that into you (just like the movie suggested). When white men were abusing women of color, sexually exploiting black women, committing sexual violence against black women with impunity, and we didn't hear a single outcry from white women. Instead, white women actually downplayed and silenced the anger of women of color - hoping that it would gain favor in the eyes of white men. You held out for nothing, he didn't care that you had his back. White men don't need your help with being a racist or a rapist. But in recent years, white women switched and played the role of “Social Activist” and despite all the protests and public outcries and unpaid emotional labor by women of color, what did these "socially aware" white women do? White women turned around and sold black women out. They threw black women under the bus and went out to the polls and voted for the party of toxic white supremacy. It's safe to say that white women are more likely to betray their gender for their race, a proverbial gut-punch to black women who have been victims of white masculinity for generations. White women should be more ashamed than angry.

Bu let me tell you how angry white women really are. White women are so angry that 53% of them put their white privilege above their 2nd class gender status to vote for Donald Trump. Despite their "anger," white women believe they benefit from white male patriarchy by trading on their whiteness to monopolize resources for mutual gain. In return, they’re placed on a pedestal to be “cherished and revered,” by white men who in reality will not only be quick to deny them their basic human rights but will, "Grab them by the pussy" while denying them. Look, let's cut through the bullshit and just go ahead and be brutally honest: White women, your white man will NEVER love you the way he should (to full capacity.) Maybe because he spends most of his time fantasizing over black, Latin and Asian women. He'll never tell you that, but I will! Hurts doesn't it? Maybe that's why you're angry because despite supporting the system of White Supremacy, you know deep down inside your soul that the whole premise of white supremacy is predicated on white male sexual inadequacy (white genetic survival, penis envy and trying to get back into the womb of the black woman in order to recreate himself without the genetic deficiencies). Isn't that why many of your fellow white women leave their white men to be with black men to begin with? Because even white women know who the real KINGS are (Royal blood). Now pick your jaw up off the floor.

Isn't this the real reason for white female fragility? The answer is yes! There exist a lot of truths about ourselves that most of us aren't willing to explore. For white people, some of those truths paint them in a very pathetic light. I'm sorry, but as a white woman in America - you're simply not a victim of anything structural. You may be a victim to some personal and isolated incident but there is no systemic or institutionalized "ism" in place to destroy you and NO, Sexism isn't your collective oppression. You can't claim that because sexism isn't exclusive to just the female gender and white men have always treated you like shit and so don't start acting like now all of a sudden you have a problem with being his bitch and especially after 53% of you voted in a "Pussy Grabber" as your President. GROW UP white women. Pull yourself together ladies. It's not a good look to be angry for no goddamn reason.