#it's all fun and games until ed starts referring to stede using the baby emoji

[piratecaptainscaptainpirates]

My dad accidentally turned on a setting on his phone where some words are automatically replaced by emojis. Like hieroglyphs.

And I think Stede would actually unironically enjoy typing like this. Ed would find it helplessly endearing.

Stede: good 🌄 my ❤️!!! I (👱🧜🏼‍♂️) found some new hair 🎀 for you (🧔🏽‍♀️) while 🛍 for 🍊. They're pink 💗 💕 💖

Ed: why did you assign me an emoji that looks exactly like jesus

Stede: do 🧔🏽‍♀️ want the 🎀 or do you want to sit here and argue 🤔

Ed: yes please

Ed: love you 👶

Stede: 🙏 just spell out 'baby' next time please