#it's like 1% angst and 99% unserious banter

[ennn]

The places (and so many bodies) on our maps

[ 3.9K one-shot | as fluffy as assassins get ]

“Honestly, this isn’t much different from when you tracked mud through the house after that fishing trip,” she muses, tone almost playful. “Blood, mud—you never could keep things clean.” Rio snorts, the familiarity of the argument almost startling. “Says the woman who let a casserole burn in the oven for three days while she was ‘at her mother’s.’” “I reimbursed you for that.” “With my own credit card.”

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Dang look at that I actually finally did write Agathario fic.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith assassin au for the @femslashbigbang monthly challenge prompt: the places on our maps