#it's like wife swap but y/n swap asldjfalsfa

[naffeclipse]

I wonder how Sleuth Jesters!Y/N and Cryptid Sightings!Y/N would fare if they switched universes

It's the equivalent of throwing a fish onto land and dunking a bird in water alsjdfaf

SJ!Y/N is very annoyed at being in the woods in the middle of the night before they get a super eerie feeling and turn around to find the cryptid!boys lurking over them. They draw their gun on instinct but they keep it down because... it kind of looks like Detective Moon but... not. Lowkey, they think this is a weird dream and take a step back but are met once again with a looming creepy jester.

SJ!Y/N: Darling, I know you're dying to be close to me, but give me some room to breathe. *mutters* You're almost as bad as Eclipse.

Cryptid!Moon: *staring* You're not our little hunter.

SJ!Y/N: Oookay. As fun as this has been, being in the woods at night with you looking at me with those weird optics, I need to get back to the city. Be a doll and point me to the nearest—

Cryptid!Moon: *holds a finger to their mouth, silencing them, before pointing subtly into the trees, where a cryptid lurks*

SJ!Y/N: *eyes widen at seeing whatever that is*

Cryptid!Moon: *lifts his hand to brush against the ribbon and bells in their hair, curiously tilting his head before beckoning for them to move*

SJ!Y/N: *hesitates, finger on the trigger, but glances back at that terrifying creature and decides to let the creepy Moon who's clearly not their detective lead them away*

I think CS!Y/N has a little bit better of a time, but it's still chaotic. The density of a city is a lot for them as well as the fact that it's not the right time period anymore. Meeting Detective Sun really blows their mind because one, he's dressed like a dude in a black and white noir film, and two, he's the same but not, but so familiar and strange??? all at once??

Detective Sun: Lower your... crossbow. Okay, I'll admit, that's a first.

CS!Y/N: Sun? Why are you dressed like that?

Detective Sun: It's Detective—Excuse me, are you using any substances that you shouldn't be?

CS!Y/N: What? No! Sun, it's me!

Detective Sun: I'm afraid we've never met before.

CS!Y/N: What has gotten into you? Why... why are we here, in the city?

Detective Sun: *grabs their arm, sighing* I believe a little time in the drunk tank will help you sober up.

CS!Y/N: Wait! Wait, I need my detector. You might be unknowingly harboring a dark spirit or something else that might be affecting your behavior—

Detective Moon: *walks up* Is this one resisting arrest?

CS!Y/N: *implodes internally because there's Sun and Moon and they're both here at the same time, in separate animatronic bodies?!??!*