#its giving astarion “on. your. knees.' played as romantic and also IN THE REAL WORLD and worse written. tbh | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

hopefulbuthelpless · 5 months

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Watching reviews of booktok books is such a surreal experience because im finding even the summaries too cringe to withstand and so i go to escape into the comments and its entirely people who are super into it. Like i go to find other people talking abt how badly written this shit is and its all "omg ive been so obsessed w these books so glad youre talking about these <3" like i beg your fucking pardon?????

#HOW. HOW DO PEOPLE UNİRONİCALLY READ THESE THINGS WİTHOUT WANTING TO KILL THEMSELVES #it really truly feels like that meme of where the fuck am i. hello. who are you people and which fuckin pod did yall walk out of???#WDYMMMM THE CRAWL TO ME SCENE IS HOT. THE 2 MINUTE SNAPSHOT THAT WAS READ OUT WAS ENOUGH TO TAKE ME BACK TO WATTPAD JEFF THE KILLER X READER #circa 2018. like how are yalls standards SO LOW #like im not gonna act like im better than everyone reading smut. nicke btw youre not allowed to comment on the ao3 author thing. i KNOW #i also have trash taste but at least my trash is well fucking written which this shit decidedly is not #its giving astarion “on. your. knees.' played as romantic and also IN THE REAL WORLD and worse written. tbh

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