CGs Comfy Place
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CHW RIGHT NOW opened memo on board GGS COMFY PLACE.
CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCG: AYO IT'S KANKRI.
CHW: Its alm9st danger9us h9w when I'm typing elsewhere and the mem9 69ard thing p9ps up, if I d9n't n9tice 6ecause im typing it'll just enter me int9 the mem9, haha, 6ut hell9, it is me.
CURRENT gardenGnostic104 [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGG: oh, hi there!
CCG: SORRY FOR DISAPPEARING THE OTHER DAY... I...GOT WOKEN UP.
CURRENT gallowsCalibratorr [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGC: Y3S H1
CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CEB: hi!
CURRENT timaeusTestified [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTT: Hello, everyone.
CGG: ok, i got a video, i don't know if you saw or heard it before
CGG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se9TyhKuXqE
CHW: Y9u are fine Karkat, I understand. Th9ugh I did miss y9u when y9u were g9ne. There was s9 much left I had t9 sh9w y9u. S9 we'll have t9 d9 that again, may6e when y9u d9n't have t9 6ash y9ur head int9 a desk t9 d9 s9. H9w, is y9ur head 6y the way?
CCG: WOW.
CGC: H4H4 1V3 S33N TH4T B3FOR3
CGC: FUNNY SH1T
CCG: YOU JUST WHOLEASS TOLD AN ENTIRE MEMO ABOUT THE DESK INCIDENT.
CCG: THAT WAS *CONFIDENTIAL*, KANKRI.
CHW: 9h-
CGC: H4H4HH4
CHW: s9rry
CGC: BUST3D
CGC: OOOH SN4P
CHW: # I'm really 6ad at letting cats 9ut 9f 6ags
CGC: 1T W4S WORTH 1T
CEB: why are you bashing your head into desks??
CHW: # Y9u have t9 tell me 6ef9re hand that its c9nfidential 9therwise I assume its pu6lic kn9wledge
CCG: TO FALL ASLEEP.
CGC: DO YOU N33D 4 B4ND 41D FOR YOUR BOO BOO K4RK4T
CCG: ):B
CGC: H4H4H4
CHW: Karkey has sleeping pr96lems 6ut came t9 visit me in the 6u66le~
CCG: YOU'RE ALL ASSES. I'LL SMITE EVERYONE IN THIS MEMO.
CCG: KANKRI SHUT UP.
CCG: ANYWAYS.
CEB: i mean, i guess that's one way to do it. have you tried laying in a troll slime bed thing and closing your eyes?
CHW: # I'll shut up, s9rry
CCG: NO, JOHN, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NEVER TRIED TO FALL ASLEEP BY NORMAL MEANS, NOT EVEN A SINGLE FUCKING TIME IN MY WHOLE LIFE. WHAT A RIDICULOUS CONCEPT!
CHW: # sn9rt
CEB: you should try it sometime. :B
CHW: # y9ung me was the same
CCG: I WANT TO THROTTLE YOU.
CGC: C4LM 1T HOT HORNS
CHW: Karkey d9n't use vi9lence
CCG: YOU JUST CALLED ME KARKEY IN FRONT OF A GOOD NUMBER OF PEOPLE.
CCG: I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR FUCKING KNEECAPS.
CHW: Yes? Is, that a pr96lem? I th9ught- 6ut, its just a cute nickname
CHW: # sad
CCG: I'M DYING INSIDE.
CEB: rest in peace. </3
CGG: oh, gosh, i think we just derailed a bit
CCG: I'M FORCING ERIDAN TO GET HIS ASS OUT OF BED SO HE CAN JOIN THIS MEMO.
CGC: OH GOG
CEB: i don't think there was ever any rails.
CHW: 9h g9d
CHW: Why 6ring the Amp9ra int9 this?
CGC: 1M JUST SLOWLY F4D1BG 4W4Y
CCG: HEY, ERIDAN IS PRETTY COOL, SHUT THE FUCK UP GUYS.
CHW: # Please d9n't ask me t9 get Cr9nus 6ecause I'd s99ner d9u6le die
CHW: /:6
CCG: NO ONE SAID SHIT ABOUT CRONUS. YOU'RE THE ONE WHOSE MIND ALWAYS GOES TO HIM.
CEB: i don't know either of them.
CCG: THERE HE IS. HEY ERIDAN.
CHW: My mind isn't ALWAYS 9n him
CCG: YOU SURE?
CGG: hi, eridan!
CHW: 9h g9d h9w c9uld say such gr9ss stuff
CURRENT caligulasAquarium [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCA: hey
CCG: IT REALLY SEEMS LIKE IT IS.
CHW: Hell9 9ther amp9ra.
CCG: YOU ALWAYS FUCKING TALK ABOUT HIM DUDE.
CHW: N-n9 n9 I am n9t!
CCG: HIS NAME IS ERIDAN, NOT "OTHER AMPORA".
CHW: I d9 n9t always 6ring up Cr9nus. # excuse me while I g9 thr9w up
CCG: DUDE.
CCA: lets not talk about that primitivve praisin lump a grease in my prescence the read a such comparisons alone makes me wwanna throww up
CCG: JEEZ, OK. SOMEBODY'S IN DENIAL.
CCA: lets just CHANGE the topic entirely howw about that
CCG: FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH ERIDAN.
CHW: I agree with y9u
CHW: Lets, talk a69ut instead, s9mething much less upsetting f9r all
CEB: cats.
CCG: EVERY TIME KANKRI SAYS A WORD THAT HAS THE LETTERS "BO" IN IT I LAUGH.
CCG: I HAVE THE MINDSET OF A WRIGGLER.
CGC: BO
CHW: Yeah, sure, lets d9 that. Cats are nice, s9ft.
CCG: 69.
CHW: 699
CGC: W41T 1 FORGOT 1M NOT K4NKR1
CHW: hahaha
CGC: FUCKS S4K3
CCG: YOU GOOD TEREZI?
CHW: Terezi, are y9u 9kay
CGC: Y34H
CEH ceased responding to memo.
CGG: ok, here's a cat video
CGG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_S5cXbXe-4
CEB: ehehe. 69
CCA: its ignominious havvin to read evverythin you guys say to each other
CCG: I WANT MY GAMZEE TO COME ONLINE SO HE CAN GET HIS ASS IN THIS MEMO BUT HE NEVER COMES ONLINE UNTIL LIKE.
CCG: 3PM AT THE EARLIEST.
CCG: AND CURRENTLY IT'S ONLY 1.
CCG: UNFORTUNATE.
CHW: 9h, its 4:13 here
CTT ceased responding to memo.
CHW: 9h, 6ake it, I supp9se
CCG: WACK.
CCG: SLAHOUDGIASUHKDHASDGEYRIUEJRFJDHSK
CURRENT tidsopitmistTranquillity [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTT: Uh.
CCG: WHO THE FUCK IS THAT.
CTT: Me.
CTT: Thats whom
CCG: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.
CGG: oh, hi there!
CTT: Hey owo
CGC: WHO
CCA: you havve no idea the extent i gotta crain my neck to be able to see your dastardly lightened text colour
CCG: OWO.
CCG: UWU.
CHW: Karkat has s9me 9f the 6est reacti9ns
CGC: TH3 FUCK 1S YOU
CEB: gotta put my glasses on to read that color.
CTT: Okay
CTT: Has my family seriously forgotten me
CCG: YOUR TEXT COLOR IS THE SAME COLOR AS A LEMON CANDY CANE I JUST GOT DONE BREAKING MY FUCKING TEETH ON.
CHW: Even I am struggling, may6e its 6ecause my eyes d9n't exactly have pupils th9ugh
CCG: YOUR FAMILY?
CTT: That's sad as shit.
CCG: YOU HAVE A FAMILY?
CCG: I FEEL BAD FOR THEM, HOLY SHIT.
CGC: HUH
CGC: 1M SO CONFUS3D
CCA: maybe its cause your busy ogglin that tommyrotted shitwwit alternate a myself
CCG: ME TOO.
CCA: evver think about that
CGC: SOM3ON3 F1LL M3 1N WH4T TH3 FUCK SORT OF BR41N C3LL 4M 1 M1SS1NG
CTT: Wow.
CCG: ERIDAN, DON'T START SHIT.
CCG: TEREZI I KIN THAT STATEMENT.
CEB: karkat and i share -3 braincells.
CCA: im not startin shit kar i am being nothin but CIVVLIZIED and PROPER here just by the basic vvirtue a me talkin
CCG: YEAH.
CCA: oh fuck
CCA: my browwnies
CCA: bee ar be
CGC: 4LSO SHUT TH3 FUCK YOU F1SH WHY DONT YOU GO SUCK YOURS3LF L1K3 YOU DO 3V3RY N1GHT
CCG: DEAR GOD.
CEB: wow! damn.
CTT: God damn it
CGC: Y34H
CCG: TEREZI SNAPPED.
CGC: 1M 1N 4 B1T OF 4 B4D MOOD TOD4Y SORRY 3V3RYON3
CTT: I looked away for a bit and I return to chaos. Good god.
CCG: JAMES CHARLES VOICE. SISTER SNAPPED.
CTT: DAMN IT
CTT: Stop.
CEB: karkat please no.
CTT: Fighting
CTT: H
CGC: R1GH TOK
CGC: FORGOT HOW TO FUNCT1ON
CCA: ivve hardly said anythin deservvin a vvitriol and scorn rez wwhy dont you shovve your tongue wwhere your crimson eyesockets are you are such a pain in my ass connivvin blueberry
CCA: i mean i wwasnt evven TALKIN to you
CCG: OK, EITHER DIRK OR THE LEMON GUY IS GOING TO HAVE TO CHANGE THEIR TEXT COLOR.
CCG: I CAN'T HANDLE THIS.
CCA: mind your owwn business
CTT ceased responding to memo.
CCG: ONE OF YOU BITE THE BULLET AND CHANGE IT.
CCG: OH.
CCG: THAT WORKS TOO.
CCG: BYE DIRK.
CGG: :/
CEB: i thought dirk was the lemon guy damn.
CGC: OK WH4T3V3R 3R1D4N
CCG: NO, HE'S THE ORANGE GUY.
CCA: hey kar
CCG: HEY.
CHW: W-wait ARE Y9U SAYING THAT I AM HAVING A HARD TIME SEEING 6ECAUSE IM F9CUSED 9N CR9NUS????
CGC: S4D S4CK
CCG: WHAT.
CCA: wwhy dont wwe ditch this popsickle stand
CCG: FOR FUCK'S SAKE KANKRI, YOU'RE SLOW AS HELL.
CCG: HUH?
CTT: Son of a bitch
CEB: at the bottom of the screen it looked the same okay?
CGC: WH4T
CCG: WE? AS A COLLECTIVE?
CTT: What are you even fighting about
CGC: OK4Y 1 G1V3 UP TRY1NG TO COMPR3H3ND
CCG: ME TOO.
CGG: i don't even know
CHW: Im s9rry that p9rrim pestered me and this mem9 is flying
CCA: im just sayin this display is nothin but a bloody mess a recalictrant scorn wwe might as wwell hang out or somethin you and i
CHW: Im s9 fucking pissed right n9w
CCA: plus
CCA: past you DID say hed be wwillin to do so
CTT: Trigger warning
CCG: I MEAN
CHW: # Fr9thing Rage
CCG: OK.
CGC: K4NKR1 SW34R1NG 1S 4 W34R OCC4S1ON WH4TS UP
CHW: # literal fire in my eyes
CCA: really you arent bee essin me here
CCG: I DON'T MIND HANGING OUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.
CTT: EVERYONE BE TRIGGERED
CCG: NO, I'M NOT.
CGC: C4NT R3L4T3
CCG: KANKRI IS GOING OFF THE SHITS HELP.
CGC: WHY
CCA: my hivve or yours
CTT: OH SHIT GUARD THE STAIRS
CHW: Fucking I cant 6ELIEVE y9u w9uld say such gr9ss stuff
CGC: WH4T
CTT: They be FALLING DOWN THEM
CHW: # Fucking flipping my literal shit
CGC: W H 4 T
CGC: HDU13F U1H RFR
CGC: R3QFH1UCRH FRGHTVU 5G
CGC: GTJ1 VRGT
CTT: oh my God.
CCA: wwoww that strawwberry shortcake is such a flippin drama machine it is truly pathetic
CGC: V3GGU9TR
CGC: GU9TRHY
CTT: AUshdgdhd
CTT: Jdhdbsnstshhdgd
CGC: HTR9UHT3UH3
CTT: Dtthshshskwhe
CTT: D
CEB: what is
CCA: shut the hell up
CEB: stop
CGC: 3UH9TRHUYR4U
CHW: Eridan G9 FUCK Y9URSELF
CTT: No
CHW: Cause # N9 9ne else will
CGC: BGT90YBH
CCG: RIGHT NOW I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE TEXTUAL EQUIVALENT OF SCREAMING TO MAKE MY VOICE HEARD OVER A LOUD CROWD TO COMMUNICATE WITH ERIDAN.
CCG: HELP.
CTT: Uncle John what the fuck is good going on
CCA: this is exactly wwhy you and i ought to be messagin each other separately
CGC: W3LL TH3N HOW 4BOUT TH1S
CCA: glad youre agreein wwith me bro i can alwways count on you
CGG: oh, gosh!
CEB: i'm sorry what?
CCG: OK, FUCK, DM ME ERIDAN.
CCG: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING.
CCA: wwhy dont you dee em me
CCG: IT WAS YOUR IDEA!
CCG: BUT FINE. I'LL BE THE MATURE ONE.
CHW: Eridan said I c9uldn't see lem9n candy text 6ecause I was f9cused 9n Cr9nus. When we all had pr96lems with the c9l9r
CGG: gamzee is here
CGC: FOR FUCKS S4K3
CURRENT terminallyCapricious [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTC: HeY.
CTT: Oh honkY
CCA: ugh
CGC: OH H3LL NO
CCG: KANKRI, SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND COOL IT BEFORE I BAN YOU.
CTT: HEY
CCG: ERIDAN, DON'T PROVOKE HIM LIKE THAT.
CTT: God damn it why are you so rude to each other
CHW: H9w w9uld y9u feel if s9me9ne said such a thing a69ut y9u Karkat?
CCG: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, LEMON MAN.
CCA: wwhat do you mean provvoke wwho
CCG: GO SUCK A CACTUS.
CTT: Yeah.
CCA: i havve no idea wwho the hell you are talkin about
CEB: i really have no idea what's happening.
CGC: M3 4ND G4MZ33 DONT H4V3 4 GOOD H1STORY TOG3TH3R
CCA: i havvent been provvokin no one wwhat a slanderous thing to imply
CHW: # g9es t9 sweater t9wn
CCG: EVERYONE STOP TALKING.
CHW: # huffs
CCG: LET ME GET MY SHIT TOGETHER.
CGC: 1 TH1NK TH4TS 4 V4L1D 3NOUGH R34SON
CCA: ill havve you knoww that crimson soaked sack a lard has been provvokin ME if anythin
CTT: Okay.
CCG: ERIDAN.
CCG: SHUT.
CCG: UP.
CCG: FOR ONCE.
CCG: PLEASE.
CHW: Fucking WHAT
CCA: ok fine
CTT: #shooshpap
CCA: wwhat do i care any wway
CCG: KANKRI.
CCG: DON'T START.
CGC: TH1S 1S 4 M3SS
CCG: I'M TRYING TO MEDIATE HERE.
CTT: #shooshpap
CCG: LEMON GUY, FUCK OFF.
CHW: I'm N9T starting it, HE DID
CHW: # Excuse
CURRENT turntechGodhead [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTG: "comfy place" my ass
CTT: #SOOOooos-
CCG: DAVE.
CCG: HELP.
CGC: YOU KNOW 1TS 4LL GON3 TO SH1T WH3N K4RK4T 1S TH3 ON3 TRY1NG TO M4K3 3V3RYON3 C4LM
CCA: wwoah bro this is nothin if not flatterin but i dont think auspitizism is really the sorta establishment you should be sullyin yourself into at this moment no offense
CTG: i wasn't even paying attention
CTG: what's happening
CCG: WAIT YOU'RE NOT THE DAVE I'M FAMILIAR WITH. I'M BLIND AND CAN'T READ HANDLES.
CCG: ERIDAN I'LL KILL YOU.
CTT: People being assholes
CCA: uh
CEB: it's, uh, chaotic.
CHW: Please d9
CCA: wwoww
CHW: WAIT
CHW: D9NT
CGG: the memo went crazy
CCA: talk about straight forwward
CHW: I d9nt want him in the 6u66les!
CCG: I SWEAR I AM THIS CLOSE
CCG: | |
CCG: THAT CLOSE
CCG: TO KICKING BOTH OF YOU.
CCG: TEST ME.
CHW: Karkat...
CTT: I'm Dani terezi. Can ya use your like seer powers
CCA: hmm
CGC: H1T 1T F3RG13
CCA: wwell ok
CCA: brb
CHW: # p9uting
CGC: D4N1 WHO
CCG: CRY ABOUT IT, YOU LITTLE FUCK.
CGC: WHO TH3 FUCK 1S YOU
CTT: IM FROM EARTH C.
CGC: 4H OK4Y
CHW: I th9ught y9u cared a69ut me 9r s9mething.. I guess I was wr9ng.
CGC: 1 KNOW SOM3ON3 C4LL3D D4N1 H4H4
CFL ceased responding to memo.
CTT: Kankri.
CCG: OH HERE WE FUCKING GO WITH THE GUILT TRIPPING.
CEB: this is just what i needed to add a little spice to my afternoon.
CCG: MARVELOUS.
CTT: It's okay my boi
CCG: THIS MEMO SINGLEHANDEDLY MANAGED TO KILL THE BRAIN CELLS I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE.
CCA: hey im back
CHW: # sulking
CTT: Sometimes you gotta just go to sweater town
CGG: :/ yeah, it's so crazy
CEB: we just have -69 braincells now.
CCG: KANKRI, I CARE MORE THAN ENOUGH ABOUT YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS MEMO FOR THAT MATTER, WHICH IS PRECISELY WHY I WANT YOU KNOCK THE BULLSHIT OFF AND STOP FIGHTING!
CCG: I DON'T WANT ANYONE UPSET.
CTT: #papshhosj
CTT: Neither do i
CCG: WELCOME BACK ERIDAN.
CCG: OH FUCK GAMZEE IS ONLINE.
CGC: C4N W3 JUST S4Y OK K4NKR1 YOU W3R3NT FOCUS1NG ON CRONUS TH3 T3XT W4S TOO H4RD TO R34D BUT TH4TS NO ON3S F4ULT
CCA: thanks
CTT: Let's back this up.
CTG ceased responding to memo.
CGC: 4ND 3R1D4N DONT G3T WORK3D UP OV3R K4NKR1
CHW: Thank y9u Terezi
CGC: GOOD
CCG: MY PURRBEAST IS STEPPING ONY M KEYYBOARD
CCG: ';
CCG: HELP.
CTC: WhAt ThE MoThErFuCk Is EvEn HaPpEnInG.
CGC: H4H4
CGC: TO MUCH TO B3 HON3ST
CCG: GAMZEE DO YOU CARE IF I ADD ANOTHER GAMZEE TO THIS MEMO? THE MORE THE MERRIER, RIGHT?
CCG: DOUBLE THE CLOWNERY?
CGC: TW1C3 TH3 HONKS OH FUCK
CTC: I DoNt CaRe.
CTT: Okay. Mom Jade, of you remember hug me before I have a panic attack
CGG: oh, gosh
CHW: # deep 6reathing
CCA: wworked up
CCA: pshhh thats a fuckin laugh
CCA: as if id let some detestable sack a ruddy text get me wworked up that foul no good pleb is hardly wworth steppin near my shadoww and at this point im findin all his petty references to my alternate to be nothin more than a salaicious display a utright denial
CGC: WHY H4S TH1S 4LL GON3 TO SH1T
-- CURRENT tidsopitmistTranquillity [CTT] seriously more confused then my session made me --
CTT ceased responding to memo.
CHW: # Karkat he's starting it again
CGC: 1 D1DNT KNOWHOW TO WORD 1T OK4Y SH33SH
CURRENT tidsopitmistTranquillity [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTT: Son of a bitch
CTT: Better
CGC: 3R1D4N JUST STOP OK4Y C4N W3 4GR33 TH4T 1T W4S NO ON3S F4ULT
CTT: Can you see me now
CCA: sure wwhat evver
CTT: Am I less lemonade
CGC: GOOD
CCA: its not like i actually care about wwhat happens in this line a convversation anywway
CCA: hes the one wwho started it
CTT: Gucci
CHW: # Watching y9u
CGC: 4LR1GHTY
CGC: OK4Y
CEB: are you guys chill now? is that done?
CTT: I guess.
CEB: fantastic.
CTT: But this hype train.
CCA: wwhered kar go
CGC: HOP3 SO
CGG: i hope so, too
CCG: NOWHERE.
CTT: Oh fuc
CCG: WHY? MISS ME?
CCA: hey
CTT: Shi
CCG: HEY.
CTT: Hey
CHW: 9h- I think I just realized s9mething. # Lips l9cked tight
CCG: HUH?
CGC: WH4T
CGC: T1GHT 4SSHOL3
CGC: H4H4
CHW: N9 n9, I d9n't want t9 start any drama.
CCA: wwhy dont you lock your fingers tighter methinks theyre the ones causin all this repartee any wway
CHW: I'll just, privately tr9ll karkat and tell him
CCG: TELL ME IN DMS KANKRI. I'M YOUR DANCESTOR.
CCG: OH.
CCG: GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE. FUCK YEAH.
CGC: HUH
CEB: well now i'm curious.
CGC: M3 TOO
CCG: HEY IT'S ANOTHER GAMZEE.
CCG: ONE I ACTUALLY AM FAMILIAR WITH.
CGC: OH OK
CTC: WeLcOmE BrOtHeR.
CHW: Its s9mething that y9u all pr96a6ly c9uld have figured 9ut 9n y9ur 9wn, when thinking hard 9n what Amp9ras are very kn9wn f9r.
CGC: SORRY 1F 1 S33M 4 B1T OFF
CCG: OH GOD.
PAST taciturnlyCataclysmal [PTC] 420 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PTC: HeLl yEaH, hOw'S It gOiNg? :o)
CCG: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN THE PAST
CGG: hi there!
CCG: WHAT THE FUCK
CHW: I'm sure if y9ur g99d at paying attenti9n the pieces will f9rm the wh9le puzzle f9r y9u t99
CGG: ok, that's weird
CCG: ALSO, KANKRI, THAT THING YOU JUST MESSAGED ME? WACK.
CCA: soon enough ill be knowwn for slittin your detestable carcass ovver my owwn personal grubloaf bun if you dont keep my name from your ovverbitten mouth mutant
CCG: I DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE IT.
CHW: True th9ugh
CCA: howw about that
CCG: ERIDAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
CCG: WHO IS THAT DIRECTED AT?
CCG: I'M SO LOST.
CGC: STOOOOP
CHW: Thats at me
CHW: Karkat
CCA: kankri a course wwho else
CCG: GAMZEE. HELP ME.
CCG: PLEASE.
CHW: he is attacking me
CHW: again
CHW: 6ut # I started it
CHW: # r9lls eyes
CGG: this is already too much...
CGG: :/
CHW: # have t9 tell y9u im r9lling my eyes 6ecause, N9 pupils 6ut whatever
CCG: OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
CHW: # Amp9ra is a castest prick
CTC: CaN I HaVe ThE HeAdS ErIdAn BrO?
CCG banned CCA from responding to memo: [TIME OUT.].
CCG banned CHW from responding to memo: [TIME OUT.].
CHW RIGHT NOW opened memo on board GGS COMFY PLACE.
---- Was kicked for time out ----
CHW RIGHT NOW opened memo on board GGS COMFY PLACE.
CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCG: OH GOD.
CURRENT gardenGnostic104 [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGG: oh, again?
CHW: # Excuse y9u
PAST taciturnlyCataclysmal [PTC] 420 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PTC: So wHaT ThE MoThErFuCk'S ThIs mEmO AlL AbOuT?
CCG: I SWEAR IF YOU TWO GO BACK AT IT I'LL FUCKING BAN YOU BOTH PERMANENTLY.
CURRENT gallowsCalibratorr [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGC: NO 1D34
CCG: WE'RE UH
CCG: BONDING.
CHW: He was the 9ne wh9 threatened t9 slit my thr9at
CURRENT caligulasAquarium [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCA: no wworries
CCG: GROUP BONDING TIME.
CCA: i wwas just leavvin any wway
CURRENT tidsopitmistTranquillity [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTT: The other kids are coming
CCG: KANKRI SHUT UP. STOP DRAGGING IT ON.
CTT: Yeet
CCG: I'LL SCOLD HIM LATER.
CGG: sorry, i meant to make this for fun stuff, but it went crazy over time
CHW: Y9ud 6etter
CCG: YOU TWO ARE LIKE FUCKING WRIGGLERS I SWEAR.
CCA ceased responding to memo.
CCG: I'M LOSING MY MIND.
PTC: WeLl i gUeSs tHaT'S AlL GoOd, sHiT TeNdS To uP AnD GeT AlL FuCkIn cRaZy sOmEtImEs.
CTT ceased responding to memo.
CURRENT terminallyCapricious [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTC: HoNk :O)
PTC: HoNk
CTC: HoNk
PTC: HoNk
CCG: HONK.
CGC: OH NO
CTC: HoNk
CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CEB: oh jesus
CCG: HONK.
PTC: HoNk
CGC: STOP
CURRENT theJaceofspades [CTJ] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTJ: Haha I just broke into my sister's computer
CTC: HoNk
CGC: FUCK
CCG: HONK.
PTC: HoNk
CHW: (( i didnt know it actually made the noise if you typed honk oh fuck that startled me xDD ))
CTC: HoNk.
CCG: HONK.
CGC: HONK
CTJ: Oh shit
CCG: HONK.
CHW: h9nk
CHW: 9h
CGC: 1T D1DNT WORK
CTJ: ((shit man))
CEB: hehehe.
CHW: quirks n9t all9wed
CCG: THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS WHENEVER I GET IN A MEMO.
CCG: EVERYONE STARTS HONKING.
CGC: H4H4
CTJ: Oh
CCG: IT HAPPENED IN FUCK BUCKETS TOO. I STILL FEEL BAD FOR JOHN.
CCG: I ALSO FEEL BAD FOR EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY FUCK BUCKETS.
PTC: EvErYoNe aLl kNoWs yOuR FuCkIn mEaNiNg bEhInD ThAt.
CTJ: I'm going to get a worshipper of the dark carnival
CCG: NO.
CCG: GAMZEE.
CTJ: Then honk everyday bro
CCG: IT WAS THE NAME OF A MEMO WE HAD ONCE.
CTJ: I will do it
PTC: HoNk
CCG: I'M GOING TO FUCKING SLAM MY FACE INTO MY KEYBOARD.
CTC: ThAt WaS A GrEaT MeMo.
CTJ: I'm going to get her
CGC: 1M GO1NG TO L1ST3N TO 4 SONG
CEB: i know i was there, but what happened to be in fuckbuckets?
PTC: HaHaHaHa, dOn'T Be dOiNg tHaT BeSt fRiEnD. jUsT GeT YoUr cHiLlS GoInG StRoNg.
CTC: UnTiLl YoU MoThErFuCkInG KiCkEd Me.
CGC: WH3N 1 COM3 B4CK HOP3FULLY 4LL 1S B3TT3R
CHW: If y9u d9, may6e, y9u can visit Karkat?
CTJ: I know.
CCG: I KICKED YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE ABOUT TO EXPOSE ME, GAMZEE.
CTJ: Wait
CCG: ALSO.
CCG: YEAH KANKRI.
CCG: ALSO.
CTC: EvErY OnE KnOwS.
CTJ: If kankri has a Chum handle now
CCG: TO THE OTHER GAMZEE.
CCG: YEAH OK.
CTJ: Then that means.
CTJ: O.
CCG: OH MY GOD.
CTJ: Fuc
CHW: ?
CCG: GAMZEE I SWEAR I'LL KICK YOU FROM THIS MEMO TOO.
CHW: It means I d9wnl9aded the alternian tr9llian
CCG: CURRENT GAMZEE.
CTJ ceased responding to memo.
CCG: I CAN'T FUCKING WRAP MY HEAD AROUND THERE BEING TWO GAMZEES. THIS WAS A MISTAKE.
PTC: AwWw dOn'T Be fUcKiN ThReAtEnInG A BrO.
CCG: ONE OF YOU HAS TO GO. ANY VOLUNTEERS?
CCG: NOT YOU!
CCG: I'M THREATENING TO KICK THE OTHER GAMZEE.
PTC: I'M KnOwInG, kArBrO.
CURRENT stitchedSilence [CSS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSS: :o€
CCG: AAAAA MY THINKPAN IS ACHING.
CCG: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EMOJI.
CTC: NaH Im MoThErFuCkInG GoOd RiGhT HeRe.
CCG: THEN.
CCG: SHUT UP.
CHW: C:6
CTC: HoNk BrO Is ChIlL.
CCG: AND WE CAN ALL LIVE HAPPILY.
CCG: WITH KARKAT'S SECRETS HIDDEN.
CCG: OKAY?
CHW: I mistyped
CURRENT turntechDumbass [CTD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTD: jade was right this is whack
CSS: WHAT THE FUCK. IS HONKING UP IN THIS BITCH
CCG: HONK.
CHW: I saw 'kurl9z' and meant t9 type D:6
CTC: HoNk.
CCG: OH FUCK IT'S DAVE.
CCG: HONK.
CTD: oh fuck its karkat
CGG: honk
CCG: GET OUT.
CTC: HoNk.
CSS: HONK!
CTD: what no i just got here
CSS: :o)
CTD: bitch
CCG: BITCH.
CSS: #signlanguage
---- My computer glitched so it closed ----
CHW RIGHT NOW opened memo on board GGS COMFY PLACE.
CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCG: UH.
CURRENT terminallyCapricious [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTC: HoNk.
CCG: LIKE WHO?
CURRENT stitchedSilence [CSS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSS: :o)
CSS: :o)
CSS: ?
CHW: My c9mputer decided that it wasn't happy, s9 it cl9sed.
CURRENT gallowsCalibratorr [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGC: OK GUYS 1M H4V1NG 4 P4N1C 4TT4CK TH1S 1S SO STR3SSFUL BY3
CCG: OH SHIT.
CSS: SO IS MY MOUTH
CSS: Closed
CSS: SHUT.
CHW: D:6
CCG: IS THAT FUCKING KURLOZ I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION
CCG: I'M SO LOST.
PAST taciturnlyCataclysmal [PTC] 420 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PTC: SeE Ya, fUcKiN BlInD AsS BiTcH.
CHW: yes, thats Kurl9z...
CHW: # shivers
CCG: EW.
CSS: Yeah tell me about it.
CCG: WHO INVITED HIM HERE?
CHW: N9t me
CURRENT turntechDumbass [CTD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTD: god damn.
CCG: NOT ME EITHER.
CTD: trolls are whack
CHW: I w9uld prefer t9 keep my distance fr9m any murder9us cl9wns
CCG: YOU'RE WHACK.
CCG: BAD WHACK.
CCG: HEY.
CSS: So are clowns :o)
CHW: # After all, it feels t9 much like my culler...
CTD: im the best whack
CCG: GAMZEE IS RIGHT THERE.
CCG: DON'T BE INSENSITIVE.
CHW: I said murder9us
CGC ceased responding to memo.
CCG: YEAH?
CHW: I think thats fair
CCG: DID I STUTTER?
CCG: ANYWAY.
PTC: HaHaH.
CURRENT gardenGnostic104 [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL-AVkOgO-k
CHW: I think its fair t9 n9t want t9 6e near murderers
CSS: Hey. Chill bros
CTC: :O)
CCG: WHY IS THE FUCKING O
CCG: A CAPITAL?
CCG: I HATE THAT.
CHW: If meenah were in here, I'd 6e nerv9us a69ut that t99
CCG: FIX YOUR FUCKING EMOJI.
CTC: My QuIrK Is GeTtInG In ThE MtHeRfUcKiNg WaY.
PTC: WiSh i cOuLd bE KnOwInG.
CHW: # pr96a6ly nerv9us ar9und any 9f my 'friends' that aren't p9rrim 9r latula.
PTC: :o)
PTC: :o)
CCG: JUST FUCKING
CSS: :o)
CTC: :O)
CCG: CONVERT :O TO :o
PTC: HoNk
CCG: PROBLEM SOLVED.
CSS: Meulin is having otp cardiac arrest
CCG: WHAT.
CTD: the comfy place has turned into clown church
CSS: I GOT TO GO HELP A BITCH
CHW: 9ver which c9uple?
CCG: FEAR.
CSS: EH.
CGG: oh, ss, you reminded me of something
CCG: YEAH WHICH COUPLE?
CSS: ERIDAN AND SOLLUX
CCG: OH GOD.
CTD: oh shit
CSS: #SHIVERS
CHW: # unc9mf9rta6le
CSS: I got her into to much black shi
CSS: Shit.
CTC: :o)
CGG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ0HdydxuDo
CHW: # 6etter them than s9me9ne else th9ugh
CCG: MY PURRBEAST IS TICKLING MY NECK WITH HIS WHISKERHESHHSHDK
CSS: It's personally my fault
CCG: HHKJHGF
CSS: Forgive me.
CCG: I'M HAVING HEART FAILURE.
CTD: tell your cat hes fucking cute as hell
CSS: Ah.
CCG: NO.
CHW: Kurl9z, please, leave the 6lack stuff t9 y9u, she, already has s9 much 9n her plate with red r9m ships # l9l
CSS: Hold on
CTD: please he needs to know
CSS: #l:ol
CCG: HE'S A LITTLE BASTARD.
CCG: KIND OF LIKE YOU.
CSS: hold on.
CTD: im only partially a bastard but still let him know
CSS: What the ever loving motherfuck.
CCG: EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS MEMO SUCKS EXCEPT FOR PAST GAMZEE.
CSS: SHIT MY WRIGGLER IS HONKING MY HORN PILE
CHW: # 9uch
CSS: So proud
CSS: #crie
CURRENT ectoBiologists [CEB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CEB: i have done nothing to deserve this!
CCG: YOU EXISTED.
CSS: #:o€
CSS: Neither have i
CHW: # D9u6le 9uch
CEB: damn, guess i'll stop existing.
CGG: :(
CCG: PLEASE DO.
CSS: She grew up so fast
CCG: KARKAT STOP BEING AN ASSHAT.
CGG: please don't say that :(
CSS: Karkat what be your problems
CEB: :'B
CSS: You need to chill before
CHW: Karkat? Y9u just t9ld y9urself t9 st9p, are y9u 9kay?
CCG: SORRY.
CCG: YES.
CCG: I'M FINE.
CSS: #hedosomthing:o(
CCG: I JUST REALIZED I WAS BEING A DICK.
CHW: # C9ncerned Dancest9r
CSS: Yeah.
CCG: WAIT KANKRI
CSS: #shooshpapthatfucker
CCG: I HAVE TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
CHW: yes?
CSS: Gamzee have you passed out
CCG: GO TO DMS FOR A SEC.
CSS: :o?
CTC: No.
CSS: God
CSS: God.
CSS: Meulin freaking son of-
CSS ceased responding to memo.
CCG: WHERE'D PAST GAMZEE GO?
CTC: YoU MeAn ThE MeSsIaHs?
PTC: :o)
CCG: THERE HE IS.
CTC: ThE ReAl MeSsIaHs.
CCG: COMFORT ME. THIS MEMO IS GIVING ME CARDIAC ARREST.
CTC: NoT ThE FaKe MeSsIaHs.
PTC: YoU'Re fUcKiN SPECIAL YOU MOTHERFUCKIN mOtHeRfUcKeR.
CURRENT cardiacOtps [CCO] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCO: 333333333333333!<3
PTC: YoU'Ve gOt tHe gReAtEsT Of fUcKiN SeLvEs iN YoU. :o)
CCO: Inpuring!
CTD: that wisdom
CHW: I can certainly say that I am successfully triggered 6y t9days mem9 and events.
CTD: i felt that shit
PTC: Go fUcK YoUrSeLf, oThEr kArKaT.
PTC: :o)
PTC: HoNk hOnK
CHW: Might even need t9 g9 talk t9 P9rrim
CCO: Wow!
CTC: :o)
CHW: ...? w-why?
CCO: Your just like kurlos
CHW: # Fine. I'll leave
CHW ceased responding to memo.
PTC: GoOd sHiT.
CCO: When he was a kid
---- I left because I didn’t want to start another fight ----
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