#judge me- heckle me you dastardly fools- for it shan't effect what hast already occurred

[squeiky]

Apparently Shadow the hedgehog and Amy Rose are.. swifites? which, was a throwback ( my memory bang ) I was not expecting.

I'm going to my good ol' favorite songs now. I literally just searched up the top songs for Katy Perry and Taylor Swift and broke out into song just reading the titles. Though I've never been big enough on the musical genre have an identifier like "Swiftie"- (I've moved on to more hard metal and rock, haha) THE THROWBACK MUST BEGIN!!

hohoho, I'm about to take out the ol' portables, if I still have em lying around. (Probably threw them out after awhile, but maybe we still have some left.)

To be honest, I'm actually really glad these two characters are getting along. They're actually the two characters that I relate to the most (I've even grouped them up together in my au's and writings) and in a strange way, kind of warms my heart up a bit.

Hearing "you're a swiftie" though was one of those "WTF AMY" moments (I just sat there, flabbergasted), but god she is so cute.

She went "Strawberry shortcake" and I was just like "yeah, strawberry shortcake" with her. (though strawberry shortcake is really good! I had some, and too be honest it's not as good as dark chocolate, mocha or coffee flavored cakes, e.c.t. (yes, specifically those listed I make no exceptions.) though who doesn't like strawberries?)

I'm going to stop chatting here, before I start saying stupid things I'll regret.

Also- WHO HAS 12 FUCKING SKIN-CARE ROUTINES?!?! WHAT KIND OF PRODUCTS IS THIS MAN (shadow) USING?!?!? I CAN AGREE ON HIS LIST OF CONDITIONS ON THE MARRIAGE PART-(though I'm not a fan of marriage, at least his list is shorter than mine. Actually, thanks to him I might've added a few things.) -BUT SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT KIND OF PRODUCTS THIS MAN IS USING-

now I can't speak for myself because I don't have the best self-care routine (as of right now, I have plans.. many plans.) but I swear to god if this man has bottles, masks, scrubs-FUCKING WHATEVER- OF EXPENSIVE SHIT- IF THAT SHIT IS UNUSED I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL-

well, he's a fictional character, and it's not like venting about proper skin-care routines is up my alley. So I might as well stop here in-case I don't actually know my shit- and my memory fucked up whatever adolescent years I spent learning about self-care routines and rituals, and therapy- so I'm just going off of what I can remember.

but still, this pisses me off. Those (possibly fictional) products better be doing wonders making him look younger than [redacted] age, or I and going to a have a fit by sitting him down and commanding him to explain to me in FULL detail how each and every one of those products are working, and if there are better lest costly alternatives so. help. me. god.

I do NOT know what ancient being has erupted from inside the depths of my cranium, but this FUCKING CHARACTER keeps on making me discover more and more weird ass fucking things about myself, and I am conflicted, confused, angry, and utterly flabbergasted. I feel like an angry mom on facebook talking about how their child should've gotten a gold star for their kinder-garden assignment.

On that note, 100% agree with whom ever wrote this. We have a common enemy and that makes us allies.