#kit; || verse one; || chaos only when you're in it;

[archive-double-knots]

cyra; || verse one; || i am unfinished; elliot; || verse one; || my fears don't behave logically; kit; || verse one; || chaos only when you're in it;

Default animaniacs verse

cyra; || verse two; || what do they have that I don't; elliot; || verse two; || race cars lasers aeroplanes; kit; || verse two; || so many highs and roller coaster lows;

default ducktales verse, cyra is 15. the twins are 13. details to be added.

cyra; || verse three; || is this who I'm meant to be?; elliot; || verse three; || I’m dancing round a quarter life crisis; kit; || verse three; || nothing matters anyway isn’t that great?;

Grown verse. (technically ducktales verse, but any universe where they're just an anthro instead of a toon) Cyra, aged 25+. Twins are 22+. Cyra is a relatively famous actress, usually typecasted into rom com / romantic leads (think julia roberts or drew barrymore). The twins, however, are not famous. Elliot is working for the McDuck company as a pilot. Kit works as a freelance translator.

cyra; || verse four; || i'm trying my best here to be brutally honest;

Verse with @/yakkowarncr. Same as ducktales verse, except the warners live in the apartment together. me and doll have this one extensively plotted at this point lol

cyra; || verse four; || you're the catch i'm the bouquet;

Verse with @/yakkowarncr / Grown. Cyra is a famous actress, married to yakko. They adopted a child together named 'Cricket'.

cyra || verse five; || suck the life outta your atmosphere; elliot; || verse five; || got a bungee to my mind; kit; || verse five; || if boys are a crime then I'm under arrest;

the human au. basically the same as ducktales but they're humans lol this can be literally any age any whatever as long as they're human <3 okay bye

[moviecritc]

deaf, blind and mute ⋆ pato o'ward (ft. david malukas)

pairing: pato o'ward x teammate!fem!oc, david malukas x teammate!fem!oc (platonic)

tropes: secret relationship

summary: pato, david and mía have to do a challege together for the media day and they ended spilling that pato and mía are dating

warnings: chaos, partial smau

a/n: english is not my first language, sorry for the mistakes and poor storytelling.

masterlist | wattpad | letterboxd

The Arrow McLaren team knew Pato and Mía were sentimentally involved with each other for a long time. When they informed them about it they'd been dating for almost ten months and it's been four month since that meeting. Back then they agreed that they'll keep their relationship private so it doesn't interfere in bussiness and to mantain the team image. Also because of Mía being and dating a driver, she was afraid of losing credibility.

Privately, Pato and Mía were the cutest couple for all of their friends. They met on karting when they were kids, then they reunite many years later in McLaren's Indycar team. They were together in the same team for five years as friends before they started dating.

At that time, Mía was feeling down because she didn't like any guy. The only masculine contact that she liked was Pato's, and thanks to some friend's advice she realized that it was because she was in love with Pato. Meanwhile, Pato had had a crush on Mía for the past five years.

And now they were doing a silly challege for the Arrow McLaren media team because of the upcoming season. Oh and David Malukas was also around.

"Hey guys, it's Mía," she waved at the camera with a smile.

"This is David," he scrunched his nose and imitated Mía.

"And I'm Pato," he said. The team put David in the middle so Pato and Mía didn't get handy all of a sudden. "And we're here to do the deaf, mute and blind challege. Were one of us is going to be deaf, other blind and other mute."

"And we're also baking a cake for the Arrow McLaren anniversary," explained David.

"If that's not enough, they're going to ask us questions once in a while," Mía said, with a smirk. "And all of us are going to be able to answer them

"But that's a lot of work..." David complained.

"I know," Mía whispered.

"Alright! Let's get into work, mates," Pato clapped his hands.

Mía quickly move to his side, messing the organization the team made. "How do we distribute them?" she rubbed her hands together, watching the tape, headphones and band the team got them.

"It looks like a weird sex kit, don't you think?" David said.

"Oh my God, Dave!" Mía exclaimed, hiding a laughter. "You're going mute."

Mía handed him the tape and he gave her a bad look.

"I'll take the headphones," Mía smiled triumphant. "You guys received my playlist, right?"

Mía looked around into the backstage, receiving a nod from their media manager Vic.

"I'm too cool to be mute," David complained.

Meanwhile Mía helped Pato tying the band around his eyes with a silly smile.

"Okey, we're ready," Pato said, after Mía made sure he couldn't see anything.

"Give me a banger, Vic!" Mía said, almost shouting. They started playing Cruel Summer and she sang along from the very first verse.

Pato tried caught her attention so Mía could read the recipe for him. He knew it would be a bad idea to put headphones on her girlfriend.

"Mía!" he didn't shout too much, but she kept singing. "MÍA, I NEED YOU TO READ THE RECIPE OUT LOUD,"

"EH?" she also started to scream.

"THE RECIPE," Pato kept shouting.

"THE RECIPE?"

"YES!" Pato almost jumped when Mía got it right.

David looked at the camera, sick of the couple.

"NICE!" Mía said and handed Pato the paper so he could read it. "Oh, wait."

Mía read him the recipe trying to control her voice while David had a long face because of not being able to talk.

"Alright," Pato felt around the table, preparing to bake. He search for Mía. "MÍA, I NEED YOU TO GUIDE ME TO MAKE THE CAKE."

"YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT, BABE, I CAN READ YOUR LIPS," she nodded with a soft smile.

None of the couple notice the nickname, they must've been used to it. But David looked to Vic quickly, with a scared glance.

"Ok, guys, hand me the butter," Pato extended his hand and Mía had the impulse to lick it. She controlled herself for the team's sake.

"THE WHAT?" she shouted again.

David made space for himself and gave Pato the goddamn butter. Mía looked at them with disgust.

"Why has to be Pato the one to do everything?"

"Because you'd fuck it, hermosa," Pato said, vocalizing slowly so Mía understanded every word.

She gasped but not as loud as the media team after Pato's word.

"Get the fuck out of my way," Mía said, decided to make the cake once and for all. "Dave, let's do this together. Oh, I love this song."

Mía got distracted and started singing No Scrubs.

"Ok, guys. It's time for the first question," Vic said, trying to control everything that had been going on for the whole challenge. "And, please, get Mía's attention."

Both of the guys stared at Mía dancinc in the back and singing along. Pato tapped her shoulder, only to Mía singing it straight to his face. Pato didn't even try to pretend that he despised it. He just stared at her with loving eyes.

"No, I don't want your number. No, I don't wanna give you mine," Mía sang horribly but Pato couldn't stop looking at her.

"Oh my God, guys!" David peeled off the tape from his mouth, his expression fed up. "Hide it a little more, idiots."

Pato stopped laughing and turn his head to David, even though he couldn't see him. He raised his band a little to look at Vic and see what they were doing now.

"WHAT DID HE SAID?" Mía gave Pato a scared stare and took off one of the headphones. "What is going on?"

Mía talk only to Pato, almost whispering. Pato give Vic another glance and she just shrugged her shoulders, downplaying importance.

"Jus Dave being stupid," Pato explained and looked at David rasing his eyebrow, he nodded.

"Oh, nothing out of the ordinary then," Mía smiled and put her headphones back on.

"What was the question again?" Pato said, before giving Mía a loving stare.

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patriciooward isn't she lovely?

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davidmalukas she's not

mia54 shut the f up lil dave

elbaoward ok i'm jealouss

mia54 you're married??

mia54 that girl is super cute you must be a lucky man

patriciooward i'm actually forced to be her bf soo mia54 bad for you

user1 pato blink twice if you need help

user2 wait wat

user3 chat is this real?

user4 hell yea, they confirmed it in an arrow mclaren video

user5 FINALLY

user2 do we have to pretend we didn't know or how?

mía54 pretty boy 😘🦆

patriciooward lover girll 😍

user4 OK COUPLE GOALS

user3 i'm taking a bath with a toaster real quick

davidmalukas pato ur my fav wag now 🤩🤩

mia54 he's so housewife core 🥰

[queenofhearts7378]

(Shenanigans Verse; Mari and Adrien now have a whole class for a backup and I was thinking, who would be the absolute most chaotic duo to temporarily use the cat and Ladybug miraculouses? And yes, they used them at the same time)

....

Later, when Tikki lectures him about his holder choice, Plagg would blame it on the chaos of a rampaging akuma.

Something large and neon colored with scissors for hands that has already compromised Adrien.

Thankfully, he has 6 ½ other boys he could use as backup.

Plagg flew low, weaving between people's feet trying to decide who to find as a temporary holder.

Tikki would probably choose Nino, and so would Plagg for that matter. But Wayzz would absolutely lose his shell if Plagg even thought about borrowing his turtle. He did not want to deal with a passive aggressive Wayzz for the next few months.

Luka would be a good choice too. Tikki would absolutely choose him.

Plagg should definitely go to Luka. A nice, safe choice.

Plagg did not go to Luka.

"Hey kid, want to destroy something?"

Kim looked downright gleeful, "YES!"

Max looked rightfully terrified, Markov's screen changed to a scared emoji.

Kim had already slid the ring on and cried, "Claws Out!!!!" before Max could stop them.

Max could admit Kim looked cool as a Chat Noir, his costume echoing his King Monkey look slightly.

A slightly puffy collar, cloth belt mimicking a fluffy tail, gray pads on his hips, sleeveless arms and green pads on his gloves like paw prints. (Max would bet his feet would have matching ones on the bottom.)

Kim had barely finished changing before he was leaping away with a loud whoop.

Max stared after him, before saying with feeling, "Oh no."

…..

Alix narrowed her eyes, "Are you absolutely sure about this?"

Tikki gave her a smile as she held out the earrings. "You'll be fine Alix. You're brave and fearless and I'm confident you're creative enough to work with the lucky charms!"

She crossed her arms, "It's not my ability to be a Ladybug that I'm worried about. It's my ability to work with the cat."

Tikki winced, "You guys should be fine. He knows about the whole identity crisis. It's only temporary."

"I still think Alya would be a better choice-"

As if Trixx would let Tikki near her kit, at least not without being pouty for the next decade.

"-but if you're sure…."

Alix put on the earrings.

She looked in a nearby window at herself as Ladybug. Her arms were solid black, going down her sides to her hips. Red elbow pads matched the rest of her, with black ones on her knees. From her shoulders fanned out a mini cape that mimicked beetle wings.

She tilted her head, fingering the black dyed ends of her red pigtails. "Alright, this is pretty cool."

She looked at her feet and followed through with the strange urge to click her heels together.

Alix cackled at the black rollerblade wheels that appeared. "Sorry Fluff, but I think Tikki is my favorite kwami right now."

She used the yoyo as a slingshot and slung forward onto the streets with a cheer.