#like an envious lil' nerd who wished he was a rich and successful jock

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[011] Hanyu Y. & Miyamoto K.

YH: You hear people talk about their “ideal type” all the time but you always see them ending up with people who are completely different.

I mean girls are always saying how they want someone who’s loaded, cool, tall…and with deep-set features…

KM: I dunno bout that deep-set features bit, mate…

YH: No? Maybe it’s just a complex that I have then, my features being so shallow and all…

KM: You really think that??

YH: I mean, it can’t get any more obvious when you compare the two of us.

KM: No way, man! Listen–here, take a good look! See, when I cover up my goatee, my features are, in fact, pretty shallow.

YH: That so? Well, I don’t agree. In any case, yours are way more deep-set than mine.

KM: Not listening. I’m as fresh-faced as they come.

YH: LoL!!!

KM:…right, let’s move on.

YH: LMAO!

Source: Taken from 00:36 ~ 01:55 of [this 2015 talk session] with Kenji MIYAMOTO.

Bonus: The conversation above is a spin-off from his answer when he was asked what his ideal type was. His direct answer to that before all the above was, “Can’t it just be the person I end up loving?”