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simptasia · 2 years

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i’ve started eating delicious sesame seed crackers and i say “oh theres gotta be something good in these”, mum says “vitamin E, gets rid of stretch marks”, i say “...like, prevents future stretch marks right cuz i already got ‘em”, she says no, they’ll heal up the old ones too and i check my love handles (thats where the love is stored) and the lines have started to fade away?? fuck me thats magic

#i thought stretch marks were like scar tissue and never went away #i also enjoy peanut butter. also has vitamin E. vit E has other benefits but this one happens to be what we were talking about #we gotta spread the good word of sesame seeds and peanuts for the pregnant people who get worried about the stretch marks #...and also destigmatize the stretch marks to begin with. duh. like i don't mind my stretch marks by the way #like i wasn't trying to get rid of them. i just like my delicious crackers

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