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youtube has caught onto the fact that im in a shizaya phase and is now recommending me the good shit, such as this interview:
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which doesnt actually give us a huge insight into their relationship other than the basic "izaya prevents me from having a peaceful life so i hate him" "shizu-chan is a monster i hate him"
but we DO get funny tidbits like the fact that izaya claims he would absolutely attack shizuo while shizuo was sleeping BUT also admits that he's seen shizuo's "cute sleeping face" before and doesn't mention attacking him?????
and shizuo wasn't aware izaya had seen him which is odd because you'd expect izaya to have messed with him or something right?? and izaya would probably do something to make shizuo automatically know it was izaya upon waking up, like idk drawing something on his face or dunking him into a fountain or smth but there was just nothing. huh.
pathetic man walks past sleeping and vulnerable arch-nemesis, calls him cute and walks away alright
not to mention one of his ideas for messing with shizuo would for him to "wake up on 60th avenue and find himself naked" like izaya?? you know you'd have to make him naked yourself????
and i already knew that shizuo knows where izaya lives but like. why. what possible reason could he have. like maybe he tracked izaya there one day but you'd think he would have killed him at that point because izaya has nowhere to run inside his apartment right?? and shizuo talks like he's never considered attacking izaya while he's asleep ("I know where he lives, so I can if I want t- ...maybe not.") but wouldnt you consider that if you've known where he lives for god knows how long???
does izaya know that shizuo knows where he lives?? and obviously izaya would know where shizuo lives because he's just Like That but i think it's interesting that for however many years they've been beefing they've never tried to just end it until ketsu
maybe because it wouldn't be satisfying/fun in izaya's case or would feel underhanded in shizuo's case or something but still...
anyway they've totally fucked at each other's houses HAHA i fooled you into thinking you were reading coherent serious thoughts when in actuality-
#shizaya#durarara#im actutally going insane over them#i fell asleep writing this long post about two fanfiction for them ive read#shizaya fanfics are genuinely built different#maybe cuz their relationship is built off so much more hate than im used to in my enemies to lovers??#like there's no real hero/villain sides or anything like shuake or dabihawks it's just them and their beef#or maybe that's not the right way to put it because while shizuo isn't a shining moral standard he definitely falls more under 'hero'#but like. you get what i mean?? there's no luring them from one side to the other because their 'sides' are just them#there's the same magnetic attraction and 'you understand me' but it's so buried under like a million layers of fuck you#that even they dont realize it's there#god they're so stupid i love shizaya#i will be talking more about this interview btw. probably. maybe#izaya orihara#shizuo heiwajima#Youtube
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