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cozyships · 5 months
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natromanxoff · 3 years
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19 - The Dynamic Duo V Montreux
Hello folks. I was sitting around twiddling my thumbs and I thought I would give the old hard drive a clean up, so before I dump a load of rubbish I thought I'd better answer these before I throw everything in the recycle bin. Let's start with a lady from New Jersey who goes by the name of Dorothy who gave me a very interesting offer for the next time I'm in New York. If you're reading this Dorothy, could you send Jacky your email address so I can reply to you. I've just opened up a "secret" Hotmail account so I can send replies without pestering the lovely Mrs Smith all the time, and to test it I went to the guestbook and picked a few names at random. Maybe I should reply to the irate drummer, but if I do that he'll just reply to me and the girls in the office will miss out on laughing at him as well. Staying with the skin bashers for a mo, Ron Hansen in Madison is a drummer, and said he liked my jokes and reckons Mr Irate uses three sticks, two in his hands and one up his arse (his words not mine). Would I be correct in saying your a Zep fan Ron? Today's question is, "What do you get if you cross a drummer with a roadie?" The answer is a stupid roadie.
Moving on, last time around I mentioned a drink which we consumed in Brazil, and the charming Sonia and Dina informed me it was called Caipirinha, and a pleasant little tipple it was to. Somewhere in Australia there is a lady called Karen who is listening to the Offspring CD non-stop, so I'm gonna have to try and answer her question as she has such great musical tastes, even though she wants to know the..........(flashing lights, fireworks, drum roll) Hoover Salesman Story. ARGHHHH. Its actually a very short tale, and I think it's quiet boring but it seems to have grown in stature over the years, and as always I'm gonna drag it out and start from the first skiing expedition that I ventured on with RT.
Having checked my trendy little biog mag, I reckon the year is 1980, and the dynamic duo are in Montreux putting the finishing touches to Fun in Space and we have a few days off before a tour starts in Zurich when Rog says, "Let's go skiing." He had skied a few times before and was ok at it, but I had never put a pair of skis on in my life. I said, "Lets go, but you ski and I'll just get pissed." He then went on about what a buzz it is and how I would love it, etc. As we were touring soon our American crew had to fly out, so I called up Jim Devenney and told him to come over a couple of days earlier cause we were gonna ski. Jim is a great skier and was on the first flight available and I picked him up at Geneva airport ready for some fun. That night we hit the town and have too many drinks and Rog goes off to bed semi early, while Jim and myself sat out on the jetty of Duckingham Palace with a ghetto blaster, Derek and Clive tapes, and a vat of wine singing disgusting songs at full blast, which must have echoed over to France. Suddenly we hear a French voice screaming at us and we have no idea what he was saying so we carried on goofing around, and the next thing I hear is a huge splash as Devenney falls in.
Let me assure you that a drunk trying to get a drunk out of Lake Geneva is not an easy task, but we succeed and head back to DP and retire to our rooms. I'd just got into bed when I hear a crash and go to investigate, only to find JD had gone in the wrong room and was trying to get into a baby's cot, and getting him out of there was harder than getting him of the lake.
Next day Roger, Dave Richards, his wife Collette, Jim and myself set off to Zermatt, and on arrival we stock up on skis, passes and other skiing paraphernalia (big words now!) Dinner, drinks and off to bed. Next morning we're up and ready to go, and thinking I'll never ski again after this I refuse to waste money on a ski suit, so I wear jeans. My second wrong move, the first was agreeing to go. The hotel owner wouldn't let us leave the hotel without first drinking a couple of Sambuccas, not my idea of a good breakfast, eggs, bacon, tea, toast and Italian liqueurs, but who are we to refuse. Next I've got to try and walk in those godamn boots, and we eventually arrive at the top of the Matterhorn.
The OK skiers, RT and Dave set off on their own, Collette begins a very slow trip down while JD tells me he'll stay and teach me. On go the skis, and down I go, flat on my arse. Up I get and I'm off, for all of about 2ft before I'm down again. This is not any fun. After a couple more tumbles my great mate Jim said, "If you're gonna f*** around I'm going." And thats the last I saw of him all day. Thanks pal. I'm standing there watching people ski and think, "It can't be that hard. If you stand like this, lean like that, you can ski." So I stand and lean in the correct positions and I'm away, screeching down a mountain with only one very small problem, I have no idea how to turn or stop, so as I'm flying past Collette, and she reckons I looked very worried, I yelled for some advice and all she said was, "DIVE." Sound advice, so thats what I do, and by now I'm getting wet. I wait for her and then we set off together, the blind leading the blind, with me diving at the slightest bit of speed or bend in the piste. A million years later we eventually reach the bottom of this awful slope and it's finally over. Wrong. Theres a T-bar to get on so we wait in line till it's our turn. You're supposed to put the bar just under your bum and it drags you up, but I'm 6ft and Collettes about 5ft 5in, so the bar was either in the middle of her back or around my knees, and no one told me not to sit on the f***ing thing and we bounced around for a while until we fell off. I'm now getting really pissed off with all this, "Get me a helicopter," I demanded from Collete. She told me they don't just send them, you have to be hurt. I replied with, "I'll break my f***ing arm but I've gotta get off this mountain." Realising I'm not getting a copter I light a ciggie and ponder.
We agree to split up and go with someone our own height, so I ended up with a great German guy who was really helpful. Once on the T-bar I can see that it goes way up and I would have to ski back down to base camp, and in case you've forgotten, I can't ski, so I said that I was gonna bail out, and jumped off. I then head of in a straight line to the cable car, skis on the shoulder and wading through 3ft of snow in a pair of very heavy and very cold jeans. What seemed like hours of wading I make civilisation and head to the bar for a triple strength coffee and a triple scotch while everyone gawked at me cause I looked like I had a shower fully clothed. Yeah, I wanna do this again.
Dinner that night was great fun for the others cause they got to take the piss out of me. Their day will come. The rest of the nights activities shall remain sealed away, but a good time was had by one and all. The tour went smoothly and I try and put Zermatt behind me, except Collette, still to this day, takes great delight in telling everyone about it, and everytime she says it she makes me look more and more pathetic.
The next winter appears and I'm at home and the phone rings, "CT, wanna go skiing?" To which my reply was nothing like, "Oh I'd love to you fabulous little drummer boy." I can't believe he talked me into it again, but this time we were gonna do things correctly and go to Aviemore in Scotland and take lessons, this was the saving factor in his plan. So once again we pile into the Range Rover and aim north. We split the driving (for a change) and had a good journey up through the snow covered mountains till we get to the resort. A usual night was on the cards, dinner, drinks and bed, then up bright and early for some lessons and a good day on the slopes. This time we've both got the correct outfits so we head off to where our little group of idiot skiers are. We're all standing in a line, with Rog and me at the end, and each person gets to snow-plough a few feet. These clowns have less idea than my first try, and it's also incredibly cold and we've now got icicles hanging off our hair. It's our turn and we both look like olympic champions, but the only thing wrong with getting it right the first time is that the instructor then turns his attentions back to the start of the line. Here I am once again standing on the top of a mountain, freezing cold with two 'things' stuck on the end of a pair of stupid boots, and I inform His Royal Highness that the next trip away involves sand and sun, no excuses, end of argument. RT agreed that this wasn't much fun and thought my idea worth considering.
We finally heard the two magic words, "Lunch Break." We're gone in search of some good HOT food and a nice beaujolais, and we found both. We also found that the hotel bar had an amazing selection of whisky, and we had to try as many as possible. We're now semi pissed and decide that as we're warm we might as well go back to this lesson even though we are very late, and the instructor looked at us and said, "Where have you two been?" Rog came back with "Trying lots of your wonderful scotch's." He was fine with that answer and we carried on trying to learn something, and would you believe by the end of the day I could actually turn and stop.
Back to the hotel for a nap before dinner. Over a very nice meal and a couple of little drinkettes we agree that it's far to cold here and we'll clear off the next day, so into the bar we go with our earlier mission of trying all the scotch's. We were sitting at a table chatting away and cracking jokes with each other and end up talking to the couple on the next table, swapping skiing stories, needless to say mine were very short, and having a bit of a laugh, when the woman said, "What do you two do for a living?" God knows why, but I said; "We're Hoover salesmen." At first they didn't believe us but we both started going on about the difference between domestic and industrial cleaners, uprights, backpack types, ones you pull along the floor. We went on about the different wattage, suction power, the amount of pressure on Axminsters and Wilton carpets, even a couple of car expressions like overhead this and thats. What the hell do we know about vacuum cleaners? But boy are we good at this. After about 30 mins of utter bullshit the subject finally changed and they wished us all the best with our door to door salesmanship and off they went to bed. We then had to reassure each other what we actually did for a living, had some more drinks and tried to work out how we knew so much about cleaners as both of us have spent most of our lives trying to stay well away from them. We spent the drive back to London having a good laugh about the one day we spent in a Scottish ski resort.
Well that's it folks, the story of a small company, R & C Taylor,..... Hoover Salesmen. I did learn to ski quite well, and whilst in Gstadd doing the Shove it album Spike flew out cause he fancied learning to ski, and the fool asked me to teach him. I wasn't much help because everytime he fell over I burst out laughing cause I kept seeing myself in Zermatt, and Spike looked just as worried and stupid as I did.
Before I go I noticed that Jacky had to get her boiler fixed and said for me not to make a comment, but little things like that spark me off and I remembered that when we were recording in the Townhouse Studios I had a little, no a big affair with the studio chef. Every three months Virgin would do a magazine for all their staff, written by all the heads of various departments, airlines, studios, video, shops, films, etc. and they would say what was going on with their particular section. Alan Douglas, who was chief engineer of all Virgin studios wrote who was recording where, and he wrote, "Queen are in studio 4, and Crystal, their main man is stoking the kitchen boiler." I thought that was hilarious, but Jane went ballistic. That's it for now.
Loadsa luv Crystal (Carpet cleaner to the stars)
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hnlijiug-a · 4 years
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► 7 PEOPLE I’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER. rules: fill this up and then tag 7 people you’d like to know better!
i think i already did this, but eh, it’s been a while, let’s do this again. >:3c (also i’m not fully back yet, but i’ll throw this out regardless)
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► one / ( alias / name ): castiel - or silvia irl. ► two / ( date of birth ):  january 4th. ► three / ( zodiac sign ): capricorn. ► four / ( height ): 163cm (which should be 5′3ft?). ► five / ( hobbies ): drawing (even though it’s more of a job for me now), writing, roleplaying, videogames like there’s no tomorrow, DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW, and i’m really trying to get into dubbing because i love dubbing. ► six / ( favourite colour ): sapphire blue is my all time favourite, but i generally like every single colour so much sfhhk. but especially gemstones shades.... they shiny........ ► seven / ( favourite books ): the nightside saga by simon r. green. ► eight / ( last song listened to ): if i remember correctly it’s the version with lyrics of “o’chunks, warrior” by man on the internet. RAININ’ ON YOU LIKE A THUNDERSTORM-- ► nine / ( last film or show watched ): is critical role accepted here? or if it isn’t, i believe it was the great mouse detective. that you should watch if you haven’t!!! IT’S GOOD. ► ten / ( story behind url ): the huli jing is a fox spirit of chinese mythology that can either be very good or be a manipulative bastard, which is basically mianfei’s personality summarized. ► eleven / ( inspiration for muse ): mianfei just... kind of went “hi” suddenly in my head, from what i remember sdfhhk. i don’t remember exactly what inspired me of him, but a lot of his actual personality came when i decided to use ling yao as his faceclaim - at the beginning he was very, veeeery different, then ling appeared and i went eyes emoji.
TAGGING – noooo just steal thiiiiiis :C TAGGED BY – i’m a gremlin and i stole it, hehehehh
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moss-sauce · 5 years
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ok hre’s the dudes. don’t laugh man. i for real tried to be Creative,,,
so they are called.........Road Sighs
About:
“Oh dude, why are they called “sighs” instead of “signs”?”
Sighs will...you guessed it: sigh. They sigh when they are comfortable and healthy where they’re positioned.
The sigh from Sighs is visible and audible, but only to those who know what to look and listen for.
The ground above them warps slightly as they inhale and exhale, This can be felt if directly under bare feet.
The sighs are audible as well. However, they are so faint and muffled that they are rarely heard in urban areas over the bustle and commotion of traffic. It’s more likely to hear Sighs in the countryside or at night.
Size: How big are these fellas?
By law, “ There is a minimum height of seven feet (from the ground to the bottom of the sign) so pedestrians can avoid hitting their heads on the bottom of the signs. “
So, using this to approximate:
Bottom of sign to ground: 7ft
Extension of sign post below ground: 2-3ft
Start of Sigh [’neck’ portion]: 1-2ft
Sigh’s ‘ribcage’: 1-3ft
Lower ‘spinal’ portion: 3-5ft
Front limbs: 2-3ft
Hind limbs:3-6ft
Stories: Do people know bout these guys?
Stories of Sighs rarely, if ever, revolve around the intent to scare others. If anything, the stories are told to comfort, to make those who are wary of walking alone more comfortable with the thought that these enormous Sighs are watching out for them, able to spook off anything that has ill intent.
Mostly told to kids walking home from school, but used by adults to make the commute to and from work more tolerable.
Appearance:
Very pronounced ribcage, and knobby spine.
Lanky, with hands/feet that are hoof or trowel-like.
Typically lay on all fours, but will stand upright when they’re threatened.
Different signs indicate the overall temperament of the Sigh.
Living/Survival:
Sighs prefer to be underground and out of sight. It’s incredibly rare for a Sigh to surface, usually meaning it’s preparing to fight.
After “choosing” a sign to ground itself, it will intertwine nerves and vessels as needed in order to sustain itself.
Sighs live mostly off of the sunlight that strikes the sign it’s chosen, but are not unfamiliar to consuming things that have already passed [y’know, roadkill]. This usually only happens when it is incredibly desperate.
Sighs are NOT carnivores!! They only attack and kill in extreme situations, but it is unheard of for it to consume its slain enemy.
The terrain a Sigh chooses to live under varies. Some prefer to be under topsoil and grass; some prefer to be under pavement where there is surefire protection to their submerged forms and a bit more warmth; some don’t like being tread on, some don’t mind.
If a Sigh’s chosen sign is damaged to the point it can no longer benefit, or if the sign is altogether removed, Sighs have an incredibly short period to locate and choose a new sign. It’s not known for certain, but it is estimated to be a time window of mere hours.
Communication:
“Sighs” indicate a content, healthy creature.
Sighs will rumble in warning, which can be felt through the ground.
Though infrequent, Sighs will snarl viciously and savagely when attacking.
Social:
Typically minds its own business.
Don’t mind proximity to other Sighs, to an extent.
Sighs won’t go actively searching for others to harass, but will protect their domain from trespassers lacking clear intent.
If the Sigh has claimed a sign that’s located on property someone has a home on, it will begin to recognize the homeowners, and grow fond and protective of them!
In a similar manner, if a Sigh takes up a sign on school property, it will grow protective of kids walking to/from school throughout the day.
Sighs take flowers growing/being planted on top of the area they’re occupying as a great thing!!! They love it!!!! Sighs will get irate if someone intentionally disorganizes the little flower gardens given to it!!
Other:
Sighs can’t take up impermanent or temporary signs.
EX: road work, detour, holiday/seasonal
Sighs also can’t claim those little banner-like signs that businesses or sports teams sometimes distribute around smaller towns. These are incredibly flimsy and hard for Sighs to connect into efficiently. Typically, the signs must be long-term, heavy-duty objects.
EX: speed limits, road/street names/directional, etc.
this is like a real shitty drawing but a] i was in a moving vehicle and b] it’s not set in stone
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take it with a grain of salt. also if you say a mean thing to me about these i respect that but also i will likely cry
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radvee92 · 4 years
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South Park Cat Spray Episode Miraculous Useful Ideas
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How Can I Stop My Neutered Male Cat From Spraying
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Cat Spraying Wall
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Phlizon Newest 600w LED Grow Light Review & Comparison
Let’s start with my personal opinion about this full spectrum LED grow light...
All in all, the Phlizon Newest 600W LED Grow Light is good value for money in case you are starting with a tiny budget. 
It is powerful, well made and includes some handy functionality.
Have a look at what clients had to say or keep reading for a complete break down of attributes, compared with other best 600w LED grow lights, and often asked questions.
Here is what I enjoyed...
It delivers a nicely equilibrium spectrum of blue and red light, meaning your plants will probably be receiving the best wavelengths of light in both veg and flowering phases.
That I really like the fact that in this low price it includes UV and IR wavelengths, that are shown to help create larger and stronger buds.
The capability to daisy-chain these lighting is a big incentive for me personally, like I normally hang two 600w bulbs side-by-side.
The provider supplies a strong 3 year guarantee and has exceptional customer support if anything should go wrong.
It includes Veg and Bloom switches so it is possible to optimise the lighting intensity for every phase of your plants development.
The addition of a thermometer/humidity screen is also a cool inclusion, since it saves you having to buy one individually!
Here is exactly what I did not enjoy...
The PAR output with this light might be a bit higher to fall over the best ranges ( see below to learn more about this )
though it's advertised as a 600w mild, this lighting real wattage (power consumption) is just 108 watts, which means it is potent enough to develop to 3 crops.
Phlizon Newest 600w LED Grow Light Review
Phlizon 600w Characteristics:
Ok, here is a list of the attributes of those Phlizon 600w.
I will discuss the ones in detail under:
Veg Area coverage: 3 x at 24"
Flowering Area protection: 2.5 x 2.5 feet at 24"
Power: Replaces a 400 watt HID; Consumes 108 watts
PAR Output: 260 umol/m2/s in 24″
Number of crops: 1-3 ( we advocated 3 )
Dimensions: 6.7 x 15.7 x 2.36 inches
Warranty: two years guarantee + 30 days money back warranty
Spectrum: Total spectrum (such as infrared and UV )
Weight: 4.85 pounds
Lifespan: 100,000 hours; 16 hr daily limitation
Great for: Veg & Flower Stages
Spectrum
Among the characteristics of the light is the spectrum of it. 
It utilizes lights to the cycle involving crimson and 430-660nm lights.
These are ranges that are best and LED grow lights do this right.
However, the Phlizon 600w also includes UV and IR wavelengths.
UV wavelengths cause your plant to enter"defence mode" and create more trichomes (THC) so your buds will probably be stronger.
IR was shown to permeate crops deeper, resulting in bigger leafs and larger buds.
So that you can see why the addition of IR and UV is a fantastic thing.
Spectrum Rating: 5/5 
PAR Output
This is the 1 area of the light. 
PAR is a dimension that is critical, as it is the dimension.
Here's a table using the PAR outputs at different phases vs the Phlizon PAR output:
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So as you can see in the table above, the Phlizon 600w generates the PAR output for seedlings, but falls out of the ranges for flowering and veg.
This does not follow that the lighting will produce consequences ! It merely means you likely won't calculate your plants' possibility.
In case PAR output is significant to youpersonally, I suggest you checkout the Viparspectra 600w.
PAR Functioning Rating: 3.5/5 
Additional Functionality
The Phlizon 600w also get's high marks in our performance category.
It includes the capability to daisy chain multiple lighting without the need for outlets.
This is essential have if you enjoy with distance grows without lot of wires!
This light includes two buttons which will reevaluate the degree of the lights to if your crops flowering and are currently vegging, meaning less time tweaking bending heights and fretting about burn. 
Add to this the fact that it comes the performance, with a thermometer and humidity screen.
Functionality Rating: 5/5 
Power
It wattage is 108w, so bear this in mind, Even though the Phlizon is promoted as a increase mild. 
Bear in Mind, for optimum results, 1 square foot of mature space necessitates approximately 32w of True power*
*Many mature light producers utilize the joint quantity of LED's about the lighting from the title to make the light look more striking. However, this is that the electricity if operate at full capability, the light is competent. The wattage of the lighting is the number of watts the mild is currently swallowing.
However, as this increase 108 watts is just consumed by mild, it will not have a large effect on your power bill.
Functionality Rating: 4.5/5 
Warranty
I like to find a guarantee with almost any product I purchase online. 
Phlizon provide a 2 year guarantee plus a 30 day money-back guarantee.
They look very responsive to client problems on Amazon, which is a indication that 100 percent stand behind their goods.
Functionality Rating: 5/5 
Phlizon 600w Replies
I'll compare the Phlizon to 2 popular 600w lights grow -- also the MarsHydro 600w along with the Viparspectra 600w. 
Let us see which comes out on top!
Our top picks in same segment
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As you can see in the table above, the Viparspectra 600w certainly comes out on top, using a greater PAR output and policy area.
However, power is consumed by the Phlizon 600w and costs less.
This makes it the ideal alternative for growers to a budget that is strict.
Phlizon Newest 600w LED Grow Light FAQ
Here I have replied a listing of the most typical questions relating to this light.
Allow me to know in the comments I will add them and if you have.
Which dimensions of mature tent do I want for this lighting?
There grow A x 3ft kayak will be perfect 
Is your packaging discreet?
Regrettably, no. It's"PHILZON 600w Grow Light" written around it. 
However, it ought to arrive in a Amazon box. Therefore, in the event that you want to be discreet, then we propose opening it.
Phlizon have informed me that they ship in plain brown packaging. I like that they listen to their clients!
How many plants do I develop with this mild?
This mild covers 2.5 sq feet when you are plants are prospering. 
Each plant requires approximately 1 feet of space.
This light should cover around 6 crops ( 2.5sq feet x 2.5sq feet ÷ 1sq ft = 6.25 )
However, we propose developing a max of 4-5 plants to present your flowering plants room to grow strong and large.
What is in the box?
1 advantage of this LED is the fact that it comes with all you want to get launched PLUS a bonus items that are cool. 
You'll discover:
Phlizon Newest 600w LED grow light
Power cable
Hanging hook kits
Thermometer humidity track
Flexible rope
Closing Thoughts -- Phlizon LED Review
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Happy growing!
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