#lmfao wooseok tho bye

[minheefreckles]

boyfriend!wooseok

desc.: Ever wondered how Wooseok would be as your boyfriend?

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genre: fluff, bulletpoint scenario

First of all, this boi would be such a sassy and competitive bf omg

Like he looks calm on the outside

But inside he would be like 😈

Remember that time he said he doesn’t get angry on game day in pdx101

And then proceeded to pEtiT the hell out of eunsang

pRikI pRikI

Yeah… oop-

Anyways lets start with how y’all met

You guys work at the same time place part-time at a department store and y’all have most of your shifts together

And y’all never really talked together?

Y’all just work silently next to each other like one person restocks the shelves

The other at the front of the store

So yeah, except for the usual “can you pass me that can of potato?”, you guys never really had a proper conversation

However, suddenly, your boss nAEgA nEoL iKkeUneUn boSs comes in a random day

And hes like “oop hi we have a special employee of the month event this month. The person who wins gets a raise lmao bye” 

And oh boi this is where the competition starts

You do your best to be polite with customers 

always restocking the shelves when you have free time, instead of being on your phone like before

And wooseok would always help the old ladies carry their bags outside and sweep the floor 24/7

At the beginning of y’allsters shifts, y’all would glare at each other and then carry on with your respective tasks

Its lowkey really funny lmao just two people trying to glare at each other but just end up looking like that bored minhyun meme

You would also lowkey try to sabotage him for example hide the broom

Like you know you’re being petty af but you dont really give a shit

You just want to beat him

And he would also try to sabotage you like he would mess up the shelves and stuff and watch you rearrange them while being a smug (cute) lil shit

And he’ll lowkey be like “omg shes kinda cute”

Tbh he doesnt even care about the employee of the month title

His competitive side just went sHWOOM and he just wants to beat you

At the end of the month, you were confident that you would win the title of employee of the month

And so was wooseok

Your boss would go in the shop and you already know you were gonna win

You could feel it in your bones

You even bought a “sorry for your loss” card for wooseok the night before

And finally your boss was here

And the employee of the month was finally

Cho seungyoun, the employee occupying the shift before both of y’all

He was praised for making all the customers laugh and feel comfortable

To say both of y’all were devastated and pissed was an understatement rip lmao

The boss was lowkey snickering and being like “lmfao sucks to be y’all” and just got out of the store lmao

Y’all just stared at each other for a minute

And you would awkwardly break the silence

“Wanna eat some ramen to celebrate seungyoun winning?” - you, 2k19

“Sure, why not” 

Thus began your sorta friendship

Which turns into

lOVE yEEeEE

Anyways, after like 2 months, you guys most definitely have a crush on each other

Y’all just dont know how to express that crush

One day, wooseok would just randomly invite you to walk with him to a cafe (for a date ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) 

So you’re like sure

And so you go in the cafe

Wooseok just orders like a mocha or something

And you would be like “oOoOoh i heard the latte art here is cool”

And you order one uwu

And the latte comes and you’re like mEsmeriZED over the latte art

“Its so pRETTY”

“You’re pretty” - wooseok, 2k19

And i oop-

The boi finally confessed

Smooth boi

*cue both of y’all blushing*

“Wooseok do you like me?”

“Lmao no”

pause

“Ok maybe a little bit”

Pause

“Ok maybe i like you a lot”

You : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“Wooseok, will you be my bf, you beautiful, cute man?”

You confess to him (cuz fuck gender roles uwu)

and of course he accepts lmao

So yeah y’all are a couple now

Tbh wooseok is kinda lazy

So most of your dates together consist of you guys cuddling on the couch and watching a random movie or show uwu

He would be the big spoon and he’ll just tightly wrap his arms around your tummy

And bury his face in your hair

And sometimes, when he’s in a sad mood, he’ll just tell you about his shitty day in a really soft and shy voice and play with your hair

Like sassy wooseok would be completely gone and there’s just softie uwuseok

The dude would smell so nice tho omg not to be creepy

Like i feel like wooseok would wear just a lil bit of cologne everyday cuz hes a classy boi

And when y’all hug each other, there would always be that faint cologne smell which smells like heAVen btw

But y’all would also love to explore together

Like restaurants, or random cafes

Y’all would be the aesthetic couple lmao

Sometimes he’ll be taking random cute pics of you without you knowing

And post them on insta and tag

Yeah its disgustingly cute just me being salty because i’ll forever remain single rip

I also feel like wooseok would be really shy about pda

Its not that he doesnt want to show you off or he’s ashamed of you or something

But like he just feels vv shy about displaying affection in public lmao

Like sometimes he’ll hold your hand he’d still blush tho

But like kissing you in public would make him sO awKwaRd aNd blUShY omG

He also really likes to back hug you when you do something in like the kitchen or the bathroom

You’re cooking spaghetti? bACK HUG TIME

You’re washing your hair in the sink? bACK HUG TIME

He also loves kissing you on the nose and he’ll shyly just blush and squeal out of embarrassment and run to another room hiding his face lmao

Wooseok is also tbh kinda stubborn

So a few fights may occur

Just occasionally tho

It always starts as something petty like “did you take my computer wooseok?”

“No” he did take it

“Wooseok”

Yeah and then y’all fight

Petty right?

He probably wont back down from a fight

Unless you start crying

He’ll just be like “oh shit i fucked up”

Then he’ll just drop everything and come and hug you and start apologizing

Overall he’ll be a sassy and savage bf

But also very soft

The duality

He would really love you with all of his heart

Mr wooseok aint a fuckboy lmfao

And you also love him with all of your heart uwu

The end :’)

this was my first scenario so i hope it was good ;-;

im sorry if it was shitty lmao

[sujus-girl]

Disclaimer: This is just for fun, so please don’t take it too seriously. This is not an official profile or anything like that!

A GUIDE TO PENTAGON

I actually had a lot of fun making my guide to JBJ, so I was like?? What other group do I love that doesn’t get the attention they deserve? …. PENTAGON

Are y’all ready to cringe? To sigh? To question what is going on with these children? Then, without further ado, I present to you: Pentagon: My Shitty Guide to 10 Toddlers

Group Name: Pentagon

First appeared on a show called Pentagon Maker, which was called a survival show, but SPOILER ALERT: Cube decided to do the right thing and debuted all 10 members together

If I’m going to be 100% honest, I still dk where to find the full episodes, but there are a ton of clips on youtube, and, honestly, I was satisfied with just watching those

ALL OF THEM HAVE REALLY GOOD VISUALS? LIKE, I SAY THIS WITH EVERY GROUP, BUT SERIOUSLY, PENTAGON HAS SOME A+++ VISUALS

Beware because they’re very. Very. very. Loud

The fandom name is universe and i just think that’s so cute OKAY?

Ofiicial Music Videos: Gorilla, Can You Feel It, Critical Beauty, Pretty Pretty, Run Away, Like This, Violet

Personal Favorite Non-Title Tracks: Thank You, Beautiful, You Are, Spectacular, and Lose yourself

Aight, we have ten members to go through this time, so BUCKLE UP, MY FRIENDS

Members:

Jo Jinho

The oldest member of pentagon

Vvv smol baby. Is only 5’6”

Is scared very easily lmfao

May be smol but has A HELLA SET OF LUNGS

High note king that leaves almost everyone shook

Used to be in SM the Ballad, but left and became a trainee again under cube entertainment

Had trained for EIGHT FRICKIN YEARS, DO NOT SLEEP ON MY BOI

I guess he gave vocal lessons to cube trainees like Yoo Seonho (someone pls KINDLY let me know if i’m wrong)

Drops a bunch of covers and spoils Universe with his voice, thx boo

Usually gets paired with hongseok for stuff?? Idk

Has a room by himself in the dorms, lucky boi

ALSO A MUSICAL THEATER ACTOR?? ALL SHOOK UP REALLY HAD US ALL SHOOK UP

Videos to Watch: (1) (2) (3)

Lee HwiTaek (Hui)

The leader of this mess

Got pretty popular after the song Never was released, then continue to leave people quaking after Energetic was released

Is an A+ Singer and Producer, we love a talented man

Is vvvv scared of everything and also has a lot of tears (we love a man in touch with his emotions)

A former JYP trainee

Got7’s JB said that one time, Got7’s Mark got into a fight with him, Hui, and B.A.P.’s Youngjae and Day6’s Brian had to translate the argument LOL

Also in a subunit called Triple H that consists of him, E’Dawn and Hyuna

Also has a room to himself

HONEY SOCKS

Has a fanboy named Yoo Seonho that loves him vvv much, and they even went to vietnam together

also appeared on this variety show called hyena’s on the keys and flaunted his composing SKILZ

Videos to Watch: (1) (2) (3)

Yang Hongseok

A former YG trainee

Was on the show that created iKon, and it was…. Oof

He was new at the time, so it was kinda awkward and tense, but it got better

Is obsessed with working out, and has the abs of a greek god as a result

Reads books in his free time, and enjoys studying foreign languages

He moved around when he was younger, so he can speak Mandarin and English (we love an intelligent man)

Apparently the mom?? Cooks and cleans for the babies in the dorm

Shares a room with E’Dawn

Also really likes Iron Man… and Jinho

The members say he’s the worst at dancing in the group LOL

It’s okay though, cause he’s vvv talented in other aspects

Videos to Watch: (1) (2) (3)

Kim HyoJung (E’Dawn)

“I have no fear” not even two seconds later *HIGH PITCH SCREAMING*

Can reach an octave i didn’t think human possible

A little weird, but that’s okay!

Is also in Triple H with Hui and Hyuna

Hongseok’s roommate

Is really good at dancing, wow

Kinda looks tired 24/7, but we’re pretty sure that’s just his face. Like you know how some people have resting bitch face? E’Dawn has resting tired face.

TATTOOS!

Sry, i just really like tattoos, lol

But yeah! E’Dawn has multiple tattoos! Since it’s like 1 in the morning and I’m kinda tired, I’m not gonna try and think of all of them, but they should all show up if you just google e’dawn tattoos lol sorry

Videos to Watch: (1) (2) (3)

Go Shinwon

Has trouble keeping his clothes on apparently

Like for real, just casually pulled his pants down and took his shirt off multiple times in pentagon maker

Is scared of animals because one time because… um…. let’s just say that there was an unfortunate incident with his pet hamster when he was in like middle school... yeah

Was eliminated during Pentagon maker, but four remaining members broke into cube late at night and put up posters saying they wanted pentagon to debut as ten

Gets mad real easily

Has broad shoulders… Like real broad. Edawn and yanan fell asleep on his shoulders and they were comfortable

Shares a room with Kino

Also really likes Mcdonalds?? Like, this boy put on a burger hat and ate a mcdonalds burger.

Really hates bugs LOL

Videos to Watch: (1) (2) (3)

Yeo Changgu (Yeo One)

Has a visual that a lot of foreigners seem to really like? That’s just something I noticed, I know it’s not the general consensus

Is also an actor, he appeared in a webdrama called Spark and was the main actor for a historical drama not too long ago

Shares a room with yanan

Is yanan’s biggest fan

Has a laugh that can revive wilting flowers tbh

Talks a lot too

Sucks at table tennis

He and hui put ducktape on their legs and ripped it off

GIVE HIM MORE LINES PLS

Videos to Watch: (1) (2) (3)

Yan An

“MADE IN CHINA!”

“Annyeong chingudel”

He’s from Shanghai

Hella model vibes, amirite or amirite

He injured himself when preparing for the Ceremony album, and he had to sit out and everyone was vvv sad and vvv worried

Got better and is back, and more random than ever

Sometimes says things that are real funny, even if he doesn’t intend for it to be

“What are you talking about, this is plastic”

“You… You’re in big trouble!”

“Korean name is Yanan. Chinese name is Yanan. English Name? Yanan.”

Also once called Jinho a foreigner, even tho Jinho is Korean and they were in Korea?

May be tol and handsome, but he’s really just a big toddler

Scared of roller coasters

Roommates with yeo one who loves him v much (yeo one has the right idea, y’all)

Videos to Watch: (1) (2) (3)

Adachi Yuto

“YUTODA”

A japanese prince

AN ATHLETE! Played baseball and used to do soccer

A former JYP trainee

Good friends with Yuto (U) from ONF because they both used to be JYP trainees and also NCT’s Yuta

Shares a room with Wooseok and will laugh at anything he says

Milk couple

Can’t eat spicy food for shit

Hella tall

Also appeared predebut at ISAC 2015 for futsall

A bby that is afraid of many things. Especially the dark. On pentagon maker, the crew turned off the lights and he real cutely went “pd-nim~” and i almost cried it was so cute

“What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?” “Ice cream.”

Says he can’t do aegyo, but he hella cute already, so it’s okay

Also once danced shirtless and i almost sued, you a child Boi (i say as I am younger than him)

Videos to Watch: (1) (2) (3)

Kang Hyunggu (Kino)

A whole cutie

I legit that he was my age or younger cause he was just so adorable

Only 4 days younger than yuto and 4 days older than wooseok, but he a whole baby

They did a vlive for wooseok, yuto, and kino’s birthdays and when they were getting into teams, hongseok was chosen to be in kino’s team but he said it so emotionlessly that kino got all pouty LOL

A dancing king

“I was going to go easy on you, but you called me Hyunggu”

Has a lot of friends in k-pop, he vvv popular

Shares a room with shinwon

A laugh that motivates me to be a better person

Saved the entire world by eating watermelon in front of cameras BLESS

“Get it Kino Beauty”

Proceeded to destroy yanan’s face with makeup RIP

Makes funny faces that i sometimes screenshot and send to my friends at 2 in the morning

ALSOALSOALSO, he had this little dance solo in Critical Beauty and I was LIVING for it

Videos to Watch: (1) (2) (3)

Jung Wooseok

The baby of the group

HELLA TOL??? LIKE WTF, IF YOU LOOK AT PHOTOS OF JINHO AND WOOSEOK STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER HE LOOKS LIKE A FREAKING GIRAFFE

He was sleeping backstage once and yuto put a chocopie in front of his mouth and he sleepily tried to eat it and i was :((((( he was so cute

Really likes yuto, they’re usually paired together for stuff. Like dorms

Really likes anime, legend has it that if you play samurai heart at exactly 1:23 AM, wooseok will appear behind you and sing along

Imitates an opera singer and achieves an octave that i would imagine isn’t humanly possible for someone with a voice as deep as his

Has a fanboy names Lai Guanlin from wanna one, and he will not let anyone forget about his precious Wooseok

Once did an eating broadcast with super spicy food and accidentally got some in his eye and the rest of pentagon thought it was the funniest thing ever RIP

Videos to Watch: (1) (2) (3)

That was a journey! We’re almost done, though!

Videos Of Pentagon to Watch! Weekly Idol with Victon and Momoland! (X) This crack (?) series that I live for (X) The VLive that was all sorts of mess (X) Triple H Weekly Idol (only Hui and E’Dawn) (X) This clip from Pentagon Maker that was all sorts of mess, even with only 4 members (X) Hui, Wooseok, and E’Dawn trying to cook (X) This other VLive that was all sorts of mess (X) Pentagon Heyo TV (Mafia Game Cut) (X)

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT! A VERY SHORT, SHITTY GUIDE TO PENTAGON! I hope this helps anyone wanting to get into Pentagon, or even just makes an Universe smile! Now go and bask in the glory that is Pentagon’s craziness! Bye!