#main verse. first man.

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@micsmasmuses | | | Continued

"NO. Don't let it win. . .WAIT, IT'S NOT THAT BAD--"

Nothing like tasting the most plain, bland, unexciting food in existence.

Never let Adam cook again.

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@bittcnneck | | | continued

"YOU AGREED TO THE EXTERMINATIONS!! YOU!! AGREED!! Can't act above it all when you welcomed me in the first place. Jackass."

Points to wings squeezed tightly to his body; one was fairing fine while the other held close and weak with breaks. Struck hard with offence of the others lack of attention to their shared violence.

"I can't go ANYWHERE like this. Well. Actually."

Now he's thinking...perhaps he could try his luck with those drenched in resentment for the angel.

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@onhigh | | | pspspsps

"Have you tried bible studies?? A little bird told me that will for sure get you Heaven."

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@lilithisms said: smug smug smug

"The fuck you so smug about over there??"

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@tempteve | | | continued

"Eve, dearest Eve, I'm just playing! You know me. . .I am a man of GOD." Straightens out as if to fix a non-existent tie amongst the pale robes. "Yes sir. I don't stray. NOT ONE BIT." From poised to impish; he gave up the act within seconds. Chasing off any gleaming pride in being angelically chosen. Instead, choosing to tease the second woman lightly. Dancing between boundaries expertly.

"Now come here--" Adam dipped down till their bodies met in a longer lasting embrace.

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@voxxcd | | | pspspsps

He's trying to connect to Vox's bluetooth; it's ride or die he blasts this full volume.

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@sirserpentine | | | continued!

"Don't-- don't do that."

Recoils sharply at Pentious's hood flaring outwards. Both angels now steeping in the tense atmosphere; how he loathed every aspect of this HORRID situation.

". . .Did the smaller one give you the tour?? Or is that my job as well??" Mumbles his grievances of growing tasks around this so-called paradise. Adding Sir Pentious onto the growing list. "ANYWAYS. Let's go. Er-- name??"

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HIS SCREAMING IN HEAVEN CAN BE HEARD ALL THE WAY IN HELL.

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@hellcab asked: 'is that all this was to you? just a game?'

Becoming increasingly more present allowed room for casual appearances and lingered stays in the hellish realm; the joys of being a diplomate without many limits. However, what duties lie and wait within the embassy built by hypocrites was stopped just short. An irritating voice dragging claws of honesty question up his pride was all the barrier needed to pull this Angel from HEAVENLY DEMANDS.

Dipping down low, close, and violating personal space the demons face inches from a smooth black mask; lighted features looking for familiarity. Through yellow and black hues a reflection and FALSE EYES stares back. Jittering as electric hues failed to keep up with the gaze underneath. Taking in the smaller details.

"Hm!!" Hums in a dismissive tone. Pulling away with dissatisfaction after processing the rare moment of question. Demon kind weren't so quick to approach since angelic changes. What an odd creature this was.

A blessing in disguise it were not extermination day.

"The Seraphim aren't too playful. Not with the scum down here. But hey, toot your cars horn, do a little dance and maybe they'd consider setting up some sinner contest. IMAGINE. Winner gets a pardon for the year. Wouldn't that be something??" Belts out a short lasting chuckle at his own offence teasing. "Whatever. Not like you'd win it anyways. There's enough of a free-for-all down here WITHOUT my gracious intervention. Damn."

"I'll be sure to get everything back to normal. Don't you worry."

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@hellsbroadcaster

"What’s the one place you can be sure you’ll never read your name?"

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@gardenfell

"There's a story about a mermaid turning to sea foam after trying for a doomed partnership. Have you heard of the retellings in its stead?"

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TAG DUMP!! because my tags aren't working so lemmie try and fix this

Main Verse. FIRST MAN. | ⁽⁽ଘ Don't fuck with me!! I have the power of GOD and ANIME on my side!! ଓ⁾⁾

Eden Verse. BONE MISSING. | ⁽⁽ଘ This paradise made for the two of us; this temptation

Prompts. | meme me up scotty

Pepsi. | big dick is back in town

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@exorcistlieutenant | | | pspspsps

Grabbing her shoulders he dipped down to rest his chin atop Lute's silver locks. The perfect little exorcist turned stable pillar of rest. As if breathing in all the strain of their recent venture into hell he exhales as much tension possibly done.

All seems lighter with the right hand angel here.

"Let's pretend hell doesn't exist until Sera chooses to ruin our day. Ya?? GREAT."

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@dancingdevildemon | | | pspspsps

"You're a big one, aren't cha?? What in the hell are they feeding you down there??"