#maybe if i don't mention [redacted] at all this time people won't be Fucking Annoying on this post <3 shenanigans trio let's go

[mamawasatesttube]

i wonder if i can post about kon cass and bart as the "no childhood" trio again without people being annoying about it this time. bc i do still think they're so funny. i think they should go to disneyworld together. they should play hide and seek but it's ridiculous bc bart can brute force search any given building in about two seconds flat, kon can hear anyone's heartbeat, and yet cass makes herself ridiculously hard to find anyway. (she's terrible at searching for them though because she just does the brute force method in real time.) they can do so many shenanigans together i believe in them so hard

[baekhvuns]

Not Hwa frat boy 😭 yeah I recently listened to Cat & Dog English version for the first time I was avoiding it for years and that was the best worst decision in my life. IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE IT'S A KITTY-INCIDENCE??? Anyway I'm dedicating this song to Seonghwa. He mentioned kneading on Universe recently, he was looking for someone to knead his shoulders BESTIE ON MY MY WAY!

Also you're welcome everyone. Man didn't lie when he said his hips are flexible they're... mesmerising I'm like a charmed snake just in trance looking at his hips movement every single time. Flashbacks to Ateez's first tour when he hip thrusted in my face a few times, once he was wearing leather pants just so you know. I was recovering from his body pictures in that Jeddah fest outfit when he dropped THE REDACTED PICS... I'm gonna bite his collarbones 🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️ gonna sink my teeth.

I think Hwa likes pleasing us and I know Atinys can be annoying and too fucking horny, but I also like to think he enjoys the attention and compliments despite feeling shy, he's adorable. Seonghwa mentioned multiple times fans give him courage so it's great, but it seems like he took the shirtless photos later, hopefully he did it for himself too! Those who INSIST on all the members posting shirtless photos or showing their abs 🔫🔫🔫 I'm at your doors. Anyways, we always cry over his photos so trueeeee. And the way the water droplets looked on his face, man knows how to pose and THANK YOU SAN FOR THESE PHOTOS. Also thank you Seonghwa for photos of San...

I leave the smaller spiders alone, sometimes I can't even reach them so whatever BUT THAT BIG ONE??? I know it got scared when I threw the plate udjsjsurhehsjdjhsge I released it, but my hands were shaky shaky. All insects come to my room uninvited, yesterday it was a very confusing bumblebee and something else I couldn't identify, but it was big... AND ITS BACK IT'S ON THE BALCONY

Ah shit I know about Exo's superpowers and I definitely noticed some connections in their solos especially Mmmh! But I never thought it was thaaaaat deep and the world map??? Wow I didn't realise 😵 I've been trying to understand TXT's and Enha's storylines recently, both are more fantasy than sci-fi which I love. Sci-fi is great ofc, but I like different genres too. Maybe not everyone knows it, but Skz have a storyline as well and I'm still very very unsure about it, because they give less hints than Atz for example. But anyway I love me some lore!

I saw siren theories after DV photos dropped and new that won't happen, but I still liked to imagine. I think incorporating sirens would add more confusion to the story, but it definitely would be cool af. Now they're into this revolution happening and wtf is up with that space cowboys and space sailing themes???

I know I can't believe I was heart eyes emoji for him just to start being so fucking annoyed, this drama doesn't need romance seriously. But I also started Link: Eat Love Kill and Eve! Two vastly different vibes lmao. Yeah that drama about boxing is Doo Hwan's come back I think? Also dying because one of the actors who plays a CEO in Why Her will play a CEO in this series too didujsbxbsjsbjd. There are so many upcoming dramas and I'm not ready

Sadly the conspiracy theories are getting into young people's heads and it's fucking concerning it starts with being a flat earther, illuminati believer then anti vaxxer and ends with some heavy shit 😱

Bestie asked if I was okay after witnessing Hwa and wondered why he looked so broad, actually all of them looked bigger and she was onto that lmao

I don't wanna spend money on the game but I can't pass level 112 because it says SUPER HARD fucking thanks... I don't remember when the full album is dropping perhaps next week? I played it with someone at a kpop party last night...

Also Baeeeek I'm seeing Sunmi she's coming back to Europe and she's going to Canada as well! She's on thin line because of that NFT shit and her response, but I've stanned her since 2007 and missed her 2019 gigs so I wanna see her now since she's coming to my city

THE LIKES ON THIS FAKE TWEET CMON. I knew it wasn't real cause I know these photos, but 🤡

Also ARMS at UNI KON were serrrrved. Not Hwa in his little coconut head glory yet looking so disrespectful and his skin, the melanin 😍😭 it's a shame the audio was messed up but they did very well - DV 💖

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Not Hwa frat boy 😭 yeah I recently listened to Cat & Dog English version for the first time I was avoiding it for years and that was the best worst decision in my life. IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE IT'S A KITTY-INCIDENCE??? Anyway I'm dedicating this song to Seonghwa. He mentioned kneading on Universe recently, he was looking for someone to knead his shoulders BESTIE ON MY MY WAY!

LMFAOOOO FRAT BOY HWA STARTED MY BBHWA ERA 😭😭😭 BFWMHDWK WAS IT ACTUALLY GOOD? KITTY INCIDENCE 😭😭🤚🏼 he mentioned wHAT ???? THIS MF NEEDS A CAT PLS THEY NEED A DORM PET 😭😭 MINGI WOULD GET HIS FAT CAT AND HWA WOULD GET HIS BABY 😭😭 oH KNEAD HIS SHOULDER OH LMFJEKFHWK TAKE ME WITH FOR MORAL SUPPORT

Also you're welcome everyone. Man didn't lie when he said his hips are flexible they're... mesmerising I'm like a charmed snake just in trance looking at his hips movement every single time. Flashbacks to Ateez's first tour when he hip thrusted in my face a few times, once he was wearing leather pants just so you know. I was recovering from his body pictures in that Jeddah fest outfit when he dropped THE REDACTED PICS... I'm gonna bite his collarbones 🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️ gonna sink my teeth.

why. wHY? FOR WHAT AND U DO THIS FOR WHAT,,, he’s a siren,, idc deja vu hwa peak siren uLTIMATE SIREN RBWKFHKWH LMFAOOOO HOW DOES IT FEEL !!!! TO LIVE MY DREAM !!!!!! STOP THE JEDDAH OUTFIT GOD IM SIMPING ALL OVER AGAIN VAMPIRE AU WHEN

I think Hwa likes pleasing us and I know Atinys can be annoying and too fucking horny, but I also like to think he enjoys the attention and compliments despite feeling shy, he's adorable. Seonghwa mentioned multiple times fans give him courage so it's great, but it seems like he took the shirtless photos later, hopefully he did it for himself too! Those who INSIST on all the members posting shirtless photos or showing their abs 🔫🔫🔫 I'm at your doors. Anyways, we always cry over his photos so trueeeee. And the way the water droplets looked on his face, man knows how to pose and THANK YOU SAN FOR THESE PHOTOS. Also thank you Seonghwa for photos of San...

LMFAOOOO HE LIKES TEASING US???? ITS HIS SECOND NATURE AT THIS POINT i also think bc he also was a fan of kpop before he ofc saw his idols do cool things and he def likes to do them himself too bc he also gets the same reactionfvwbfhek OH MAN WHEN THEY INSIST 🔫🔫🔫🔫 esp when they insist jongho to show his skin it makes me wanna riot bc if u was an idol and someone asked u that hOW WOULD U FEEL 😭😭🤚🏼 tbh if i was on id be a thot <3

I leave the smaller spiders alone, sometimes I can't even reach them so whatever BUT THAT BIG ONE??? I know it got scared when I threw the plate udjsjsurhehsjdjhsge I released it, but my hands were shaky shaky. All insects come to my room uninvited, yesterday it was a very confusing bumblebee and something else I couldn't identify, but it was big... AND ITS BACK IT'S ON THE BALCONY

NO BC ON UR FUCKING PLATE BRKQHDQKDJQLDJWKDHQL SCREAMS THATS THE WORST CASE SCENARIO NIGHTMARE LMFAOOOO ARE U A INSECT WHISPERER 😭😭😭😭😭

Ah shit I know about Exo's superpowers and I definitely noticed some connections in their solos especially Mmmh! But I never thought it was thaaaaat deep and the world map??? Wow I didn't realise 😵 I've been trying to understand TXT's and Enha's storylines recently, both are more fantasy than sci-fi which I love. Sci-fi is great ofc, but I like different genres too. Maybe not everyone knows it, but Skz have a storyline as well and I'm still very very unsure about it, because they give less hints than Atz for example. But anyway I love me some lore!

the brain sm spent on their theories is insane,,, i nEED A WHOLE BOOK RELEASED bc they have tracks that haven’t been released bc of storylines,,, el dorado was recorded years before it was released 😭😭🤚🏼 OH MAN IM TRYING TO UNDERSTAND TXTS THEIRS IS SO COOL,,, skz has a storyline?? i only thought like hellavator had one i didn’t know they full on continued it,,,, i think theories makes a group’s success at times,, bc it’s so cool to invest ur time in it 🤌🏼

I saw siren theories after DV photos dropped and new that won't happen, but I still liked to imagine. I think incorporating sirens would add more confusion to the story, but it definitely would be cool af. Now they're into this revolution happening and wtf is up with that space cowboys and space sailing themes???

LMFAOOOO SPACE COWBOYS FHWJDHWKH IM CONFUSED WITH THE STORYLINE BUT I JUST KNOW IT RELATES BACK TO SMN 😭😭🤚🏼 no bc there were leaks on the cb like the whole album drop and track list and it’s crazy,,, DV PHOTOS WAS WOOYOUNG AND HWA IN THEIR SIREN ERA

I know I can't believe I was heart eyes emoji for him just to start being so fucking annoyed, this drama doesn't need romance seriously. But I also started Link: Eat Love Kill and Eve! Two vastly different vibes lmao. Yeah that drama about boxing is Doo Hwan's come back I think? Also dying because one of the actors who plays a CEO in Why Her will play a CEO in this series too didujsbxbsjsbjd. There are so many upcoming dramas and I'm not ready

LMFAOOOO JUDGED A BOOK BY ITS COVER FBWNF OH I KNOW EVE IS RLY GOOD THE ACTING IS >>>> 😮‍💨😮‍💨 do hwan is so mf fine,,, would u believe me if i said his character in the great seducer made me wanna write bb!hwa

Sadly the conspiracy theories are getting into young people's heads and it's fucking concerning it starts with being a flat earther, illuminati believer then anti vaxxer and ends with some heavy shit 😱

NAURURURURUR NOT THE ANTI VAXXERS PLS 😭😭😭😭😭 a reason why ppl hate kpopfans 😭😭😭

Bestie asked if I was okay after witnessing Hwa and wondered why he looked so broad, actually all of them looked bigger and she was onto that lmao

LMFAOOOO THE SIZE KINK CAME OUT LESSGOO BESTIE JOIN THE SQUADD !!!

I don't wanna spend money on the game but I can't pass level 112 because it says SUPER HARD fucking thanks... I don't remember when the full album is dropping perhaps next week? I played it with someone at a kpop party last night...

UR ALREADY ON 112 ?????? HELLO???? WHAT THE FUCK BESTIE,,,, when is it my turn to visit a kpop party with u what’s this baloney 🔫

Also Baeeeek I'm seeing Sunmi she's coming back to Europe and she's going to Canada as well! She's on thin line because of that NFT shit and her response, but I've stanned her since 2007 and missed her 2019 gigs so I wanna see her now since she's coming to my city

I SAWWW SHES COMING WHERE I AM BUT SHE COMES WHEN UNI STARTS 🤩🤩 HAHA LMFAOOOO SHE DID A NFT????? WHAAT??? after kun,,, now her???? 😭😭😭🤚🏼

THE LIKES ON THIS FAKE TWEET CMON. I knew it wasn't real cause I know these photos, but 🤡

PPL WHO DO THIS ARE SO FUNNY BUT SO ANNOYING 😭😭😭

Also ARMS at UNI KON were serrrrved. Not Hwa in his little coconut head glory yet looking so disrespectful and his skin, the melanin 😍😭 it's a shame the audio was messed up but they did very well - DV 💖

bro EVERYTHING WAS SERVED IM SO ??? I WOKE UP TO SEONGHWA AND MINGIS BIGASS ARMS ON MY TL AND WHEN WHAT DID I MISS 😭😭😭🤚🏼🤚🏼 AND WOOYOUNG??? WHATS HE ON???? OH MY GOD???? OMF their melanin look sO pretty in the photos yEAAAH THE MICS WERE????

AND YUNHO????