#me to every robot/monster/human or whatever that I may thirst over

[severituslover21]

My Invader Zim fanfiction (Beautiful sparkle)

Ch 1

Dib-thing has become increasingly annoying as of late, like .. I mean ,eh…..even more annoying than usual. Following the incredible Zim around like he was his shadow, making pitiful, repeated insinuations about Zim ending up on an operating table with gruesome details that make even Zim's spooch uneasy. And the worst, tugging on Zim's sensitive leeku, that smeet-menace has gone too far!

Ah, the Dib, Zim's pathetic, most resilient enemy. How Zim hates that such a fragile, insignificant body manages to twart him at every point (That fishbone of a boy managing to stand up to a full trained irken invader, to the irken elite no less…), how Zim hates him with a burning passion of a thousants suns, how Zim longs to hear his cries of surrender and mercy.

And yet, the Dib… behind the ordinary exterior hides a mind the likes that can compete even with legendary irken scientists; the Dib ,whose insatiable thirst for knowledge is only second best to his determination; the Dib , who is the only one who can appreciate the genious of Zim.

If only there were a way to convert his little pest of an enemy to his side, to tear the smeet apart only to rise from the ashes like a fledgling phoenix, to rise for Zim. If only…

Incomming transmission from the Massive:

Hello Zim! Tallest Purple said, his expression like he swallowed a sour lemon rather than a full pack of donuts. How are you holding up?

Let's cut to the chase, Pur ; said Tallest Red exasperated.

Zim we need you to help us fight a new enemy on planet ZYTKA. Our defenses have not been quite holding up , despite the new alienpower, against this foreign inferior, with a penchant for extreme ruthlessness even against his own kin…

Yeah, he's even more crazy than your defective robot! Interjected Purple.

Quiet! Said Red. You are to return to your homeplanet immeadiately soldier and…

Blow them up! Said Purple, like only you can.

But, my Tallest said Zim travel from Earth to Irk even at superspeed would take months to…

Do not worry Zim, our fresh alienpower can stall them enough for you to arrive precisely on time, said Red.

If Zim may ask, my Tallest, what does this fresh alienpower consists of?

Why the opressed slave-meets previously kept in isolation Zim, said Purple with a cruel smirk. A few kind pats on their head here, a few morsels of nourishment there, suddenly they are more loyal than our most loyal.

Zim startes to cackle darkly: Most brilliant my Tallest.

After a few tense seconds Red said: Make us proud Zim. The, or else, was left unspoken.

Transmission ended, the computer said in his bored voice.

Of course, said Zim, his voice echoing eerily in the darkness. Why had i not tough of this before, what better way to break a smeet than to separate him, than to employ his own needs for companionship against him, what better way than what the dirt humans are calling:Stockholm Syndrome. Ah, Dib we are done playing games little smeet.

Later, the next day, at the membrane household:

And this is the day i finally catch that alien-menace Gaz! Then that alien won't be able to threaten a single human and the world shall se me for who i am, Dib Membrane, paranormal investigator!

Whatever! said Gaz in a lacklusterly manner.

You support me don't you Gaz, you don't think i am getting in over my head, do you?

Your voice is stupid, and hurry up we need to go to skool.

At least she did not say my head is so big, mused Dib with a small smile on his face.

At skool:

Hello Dib! coeed Zim from behind Dib freaking him out because of the dulcet, venom-less tone of his voice.

Zim! What are you planning Space-boy? Don't think i won't stop you! Whatever it is i will...

Wouldn't you like to know, little filth-boy, said Zim secretevely.

How weird. Zim seems more friendly than usual, for Zim that is, though Dib. His mask won't fool me...

S-see you in class, space-boy, said Dib after hurrying to class all to eager to get away from the alien.

After four uneventful hours of listening to Miss Bitters droll on and on about our impending doom, the class finally ended for the day. All this time Zim sat near Dib, ignoring him.

Something in his gut told Dib to run so he did, all the way to the park, tonly o clear his mind he said to himself.

Just when Dib relaxed a little, thinking that bug-eyed monster was only bluffing about actually having a plan a sinister voice was heard from his left: your choice little human, the easy way or the hard way, said zim smiling as Dib shouted the hard way.

As Dib rushes towards Zim with his bare fist and a martial arts manuever he learned on the internet he is suddenly picked up by Zim's robotic legs and tossed away. Dib lands quite painfully on his bottom., his head hitting a nearby tree. Just when he is struggling to get up Zim is on his tugging painfully at his scythe-like hair. Dib lets out a shout of pain: aaaaah!. Zim laughs than twists one of Dib's arms behind his back. Dib feels red-hot agony shot through him as Zim dislocated his arm but that in no way deters him. He nows he has a recipient of water hidden in his trench coat as he never leaves home without it. As Zim busies himself monologuing about Dib's pitiful human body and about his incredulity that suck a weak, defensless child turns out to be so much trouble for him, Dib takes advantage of the situation and in a flash he pulls the small jar from his pocket get rid of the stopper with his teeth than he dumps the water into Zim's eyes.

Ahhhhhhhh!Zim shrieks in pain.

That's what you get from underestimating me Zim., said Dib but suddenly Zim stops screaming and starts laughing than softly sais:foolish earth-child, i was only pretending.

What?! screamed Dib

Zim leapt to his feet more nimble than a panther than said: Do you really think, earth-stink that i would come to this fight unprepared, when this fight is the culmination of Zim's well deserved victory over the Dib? Zim snorts. No, little Dib i covered myself in protective paste-goo before coming to skool. Too bad nothing shall protect you from the wrath of Zim!

Dib doesn't like to admit this to himself but he starts to worry a little. Maybe if i used the smoke pellet i made while Zim isn't looking i coud recuperate and than...

Come towards Zim , Zim coeed. The dirt-boy will not be hurt anymore.

Dib shakes his head than sais:Never.

But Zim rushes towards him, slaps him on the cheek. Dib yelps than feels somethong soft and white on his nose. No! Chloroform! Zim started laughing maniacally and slowly Dib lost conciousness.