#meanwhile hua cheng is like '.......of course gege. anything for u gege 😱' | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo · 1 year

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OOH U KNOW WHAT SORT OF STORY I WOULD LOVE TO SEE???

ok so hua cheng is feeling cheeky and naughty!! 'heehee hoohoo,' he thinks, 'i shall convince gege to let me send a lil butterfly to spy on his dumb friends!! their sexually charged antics will get us ~in the mood~ for fun!!! huehuehue >:D'

he goes to xie lian: 'gege!! let's look in on ur old pals, idiot 1 and idiot 2! it'll be fun :D'

xie lian: 'ohhhh idk san lang, that's violating their privacy, we probably shouldn't...... 👀👀👀' and 'it would be SO HARD to convince me to go along with it....... 👀👀👀' but actually he is. SUPER CURIOUS about how things are going for fengqing, ever since they got together. OFC HE WANTS TO SEE DAMMIT!!!!

so hua cheng sends the lil butterfly!! he and xie lian snuggle up to SPY on poor fengqing!!! (obvs they'll stop if it's VERY BAD and apologise later!! it's just!!! they're just CHECKING on them ok!!! IT'S NOT WEIRD!!! (it's very weird. they are very weird. (affectionate)))

LO AND BEHOLD. feng xin and mu qing are TOGETHER!!!! in a BEDROOM!!!!!!!! IN THEIR.........NIGHT CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....................................................but they're just having a cuddle and being the sappiest, gentlest, most adorable couple of ALL TIME and it's AWFUL ;A; it's nothing spicy at all!! THEY'RE JUST MAKING SILLY FACES AND SMILING AND LAUGHING AND USING GROSS PET NAMES!!!!! EW!!!

CURSES!!! hua cheng's plans have been FOILED!!! lol the end 🤣

#birb still says #i wish i could write aaaaaaaaa ;A;#then i could write it myself lmao 🤣🤣#idk i just thought the idea was funny so i wanted to put it out there #the look on hua cheng's face would be. PRICELESS 🤣🤣🤣#xie lian would be all happy tho!!! likke 'yaaaay my friends are so sweet together omg 💚'#'san lang thank u for showing me this u are the bestest husbando 💚'#meanwhile hua cheng is like '.......of course gege. anything for u gege 😱'#low-key shell-shocked #or whatever it is the young ppl say #does this need a trigger warning???#since it's technically hc attempting voyeurism of some sort?? does it count if he FAILS???#i meant this to be light hearted and silly!!!#anyway I NOW RELEASE THIS INTO THE WILD #if someone wants it then by all means!!! help urselves!!!#it's just an idle fancy on my part~ i lay no claim to it~~#lol im all out of it after this morning i guess lmfao 🤣🤣🤣#should i tag this fengqing and hualian???? i guess so???#tgcf #story idea #fengqing #hualian

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