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#meanwhile my brother's gf is like. she okay i guess? but she never rlly bothers to interact w me
yardsards · 4 years
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pros of super bulky yarn: i finished a hat in just 2 days
cons: you can't mess too much with the stitch count of stuff when adding 3 stitches adds a whole inch to the item
#eliot posts#knitting#i knitted a hat for my sister which is 42 stitches#which fits me pretty well so should prolly fit her? hopefully her head isn't bigger than mine#and i wanna make one for her boyfriend too#i figure his head's just an inch or so bigger than ours#but i gotta do multiples of 6 if i wanna keep the same decrease pattern#and 6 more stiches is too many!!!#45 means i could do just a slightly adjusted decrease pattern#but it's not even so i can't do k1p1 ribbing! and k2p1 looks kinda weird imo#44 or 46 are even but closing up is weird. also doing things that aren't multiples of 3 feels mildly Unlucky to me#i just wanna make them nice warm hats cuz they work outside#and they're both Great#which it's rare for me to fully approve of ppl's significant others#but he's calm and balances her out and is super friendly to me#last time i visited them they kind like. babied me? but in a way that was sweet rather than condescending#and he remembers my interests and calls me 'dude'/'lil dude'/'bro' as a way to kinda subtly validate my gender#meanwhile my brother's gf is like. she okay i guess? but she never rlly bothers to interact w me#also both my sibling's SOs get stockings from my parents. but im single. so im costing them half as much candy#i need to get a fake boyfriend to maximize candy. he can keep half and i can get 1.5x my usual cut#it would need to be a cis guy and an irl friend to which cuts down on my options#would have to be a decent friend who is fun to pull Heists w. but not TOO GOOD or else us 'breaking up' after christmas wouldnt be believabl#long tangent but that's adhd baybee!
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