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stupid 🎀🎀🎀

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what are proportions of ven and martha from bodyguard!au?? martha really looks like 5 apples tall...

she doesss doesn't she 😌😌 well!

hope this helps hehedhjdgcjhegd

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yippee more bodyguard au

stupid tshirts

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who ears slowly, (like normal peoples) and who can swallow a whole kiwi in one bite from your bodyguard!au?

martha eats very slowly and uses little spoons. ven and his big ass mouth on the other hand ... shark teeth mf..... eats like he was starving for the past five years . can be unintentionally messy sometimes

veniamin had DEFINITELY broken a tooth on accident once or twice in the past... and often bites his tongue bc he's chewing too fast.

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i am about to go take tests in hospital (scared af lol(() and i wanted to ask- who is more scared of taking blood, dentists and etc. from your boduguard!au? (veniamin looks like guy who is scared of dentists a bit..)

awww i hope it went well darlin!! 🥺🥺 god knows i hate hosppitals too ,,,,

and as for these two, martha, like me, is not scared of the procedures themselves. needles, dentists, blood - zero reaction. but she will have an anxiety attack on the way to the hospital because oh god, i need to talk to people. what if i say something wrong or stupid?? i don't want to be perceived by people right now ohHHHHH-. even if she's bleeding out she will BEG ven to call an ambulance so she don't have to. she's the least scared of the dentists and probably has all of her milk teeth stored somewhere.

veniamin on the other hand, does not have social anxiety (lucky bastard) and is not afraid of blood nor needles. but you're SO right about him not liking dentists lmaooo he definately had a lot of problems with his teeth in childhood so the associations and memories are not. pleasa nt to say the least.

both have a pretty high pain tolerance! thak yoi for yout attenton

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Can I hug Livy or Martha?? Both looks so soft and warm!!! (Livy bc he is literally fluffy and Martha just.. Kinda feels like it!)

omg yayy!!! 💌💌

hugs for all from tiny martha!!! dw imma let you hug livy another time hegedheghdgd

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my IDIOTS ! ! ! 💌

cr: yeahitsvalery on vk\youtube

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burenyyaa OTP questions, yaasssss!! (a lot of them bc I love these sillies)

7. Who's clumsier?

14. Who falls asleep during a movie?

27. Craziest place they had sex?

39. Do they get along with the other's family? If not, how do they deal with the other's family?

YAYYY thank you thank you! i'm glad that someone is enjoying them hejhgejhgjdc for this ask game 😋

7. who's clumsier?

— marthaaa that's for sure. veniamin's job requires him being constantly aware of his surroundings, of the way he moves, and he's just naturally more agile. and while martha is a model (quite famous one at that. i didn't mention it before bc i . forgpr) and cann most definitely run in heels, she would occasionally bump into corners and doorways. or trip over nothing and fall. oh baby you have the most mysterious leg bruises...

14. who falls asleep during a movie?

— honestly both. most of the time they are either 1) tired, or 2) settle for a really boring movie bc no one wanted to watch whatever the other one wanted. ven is into stupid anf cheesy romcoms (his most embarrassing secret after the fact that') while martha is all about psychological thrillers and bodyhorror. so they pick something they both don't usually watch and end up making out, watching tiktoks, or snoring their asses off.

27. craziest place they had sex?

— ahhhh. a rooftop of the restaurant. they felt very spontaneous and initially went for a quicky...... but ended up missing for like. an hour. they usually go for very private places tho, giving how their relationship is already risky in itself. allso. they used vibrators with remote control on each other in the past. in restaurants, bars, serious meetings (dumb bastards). until they got in an active gunfight and someone had to drive&shoot with a vibrator inside of them.

39. do they get along with the other's family? if not, how do they deal with the other's family?

— veniamin's family is long gone. his childhood is really blurry and he can't recall much of it, but remembers his mother. he was in a bunch of foster families, didn't stay in each of them for too long. turned 18, started immediately working. his current boss is like a. mother figure to him (he will never admit it to anyone. NEVER), but martha doesn't know her personally, so there's that. martha only has a father who veniamin works for. he has a professional relationship with her dad, respects him and all that. maybe a little bit intimidated by him. they have very neutral feelings towards each other, down the line martha's father won't be against their relationship. and, of course, ven regularly makes jokes like "oh your dads gonna skin me alive for that" or "dont tell your father i let you do that, he's going to fire me".

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🌸 Tell me about your OC(s) - with pictures if you want !Pick some facts you want to share about them & let us gush about them together! Then send to other creators to do the same ✨

AHHHH hALO 💌💌💌💌

well !!!!!! here ar e some facts about veniamin & bodyguard au bc .. im so weak oh nooo... there could be mistakes in my writing bc im running on a single brain cell today !!!! i dont want to check for grammar

⟡ veniamin was punished by the council (consisting of a few goddesses, with deapaix being one of them) for going rampant, eating and killing the whole village that was worshipping him. he was blinded by his greed, the usual offerings were not enough for him anymore. and so, veniamin ran into the village, tearing apart everyone in sight. he's a wretched beast, with maw and claws dripping blood onto the cold snowy ground.

i will never get tired of the ❤blood and snow❤ combination. something something veniamin fell victim to his carnal desires and defiled the snowy, pure white village by spilling blood of innocent. creature with skin so pale it almost blends in with the scenery, if not for the splashes of burning crimson. back legs that of a mountain lion, multiple wings, and eyes, eyes clouded with bloodlust. after veniamin returned to his senses, he solemnly realized that everyone is dead. he returns to his temple, curls up on a snowy pile and falls asleep.

only to wake up and realize that he lies on the moss covered stone. in this place, where winters are eternal, the snow is suddenly gone. how long he's been asleep for? is this even real? he runs to the village, only to find out that it's gone too. there's a huge flower field now, full of red little flowers. :] after that veniamin goes deeper into the field and falls down to his knees from agonising pain, blah blah blah, scars appear on the left side of his body, too much pain, he runs and runs until he can't anymore and blacks out, only to be dragged away into a cursed little city by some cultists. GAH that was a lot alright. and i said snow and snowy so many times pls

⟡ both in canon and in bodyguard au veniamin loves gardening. in canon he's not able to do that (the place in which he now resides is suffering from drought and there's only stone and sand around), but in au, when all that thing with martha's family being wanted (WE DID NO CRIMES) is somewhat over and they will move to somewhere warm, veniamin will care for their backyard garden <) he'll plant chameleon lilies (his favorite) and pink antirrhínum (martha's favorite) there. yaaaay 🎉

⟡ spoiler for another as k < D

he wears those uhhh cat-paw socks. like these ones. sillyyyy....

⟡ and just some pictures that remind me of veniamin&martha

that's it, i think. thank you !!!!!! <3 💟

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OHHH i just want to share random thoughts that your bodyguard!au. It sounds like sleep token Alkaline...They just..Yeah..That dynamic. need them to make out angrily, as if they hate each other guts!!!!!

i think i just ascended. someone is comparing my ocs dynamic to a ST song??? why am i in heaven all of a sudden?? BUT THAN K YOU YES I CAN DEFINITELY see that... ven being down BAAAD for martha... he's a god in the original setting but he can be a worshipper too : ] an obsessed one at that.

they will NOT fix each other. they will, in fact, make each other even worse and channel their inner haters onto their unsuspecting victims via violent and downright disrespectful gossiping.

something quick with these trwo idiots yayy 🎉🎉also here are the sonngs that alsp remind me of them

про машу by алексей петров slow love by TENDER FU In my head by cloudy june русская принцесса by электрофорез if u think i'm pretty by artemas

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some really quick sketches of terrorizing the poor bisexual x bodyguard au

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annoyed little lady < З

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took this quiz today and the result was 'bodyguard au' so .... oohhh delulu self insert hours WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME

i will sketch some more laterrrr bc i am deeply unwell 💅💅 also i don;t know whats happening to my artstyle im trying to figure smething out ..........

im so awkward about my S/I and rarely (never) talk about whats in my head but i dont care i want to be FREE aand s o i WILL

⟡ bullying as a love language that goes both ways. though at first they really despised each other; veniamin is used to more "serious" clients, while martha is not keen on working alongside men and changes are,, har d

⟡ ven developed a habit of calling her princess whenever they are alone and one time probably slipped and called her that in front of her father. ahhhh-huh.... 👁👁 wanted to shoot himself in the leg after that and martha probably would've helped him

⟡ mutual pining is UNBEARABLE but no one acts on it until SSOMEONE gets SHOT

⟡ "i am perfec tly fine and i can do it on my own . like i always did ! 😊💅✨ " "you are actively bleeding out" " No I am in Control of the Situation 🎉😋🎀"

⟡ veniamin realising that he is actually touch starved as hell when martha traced his scars and called him stupid afterwards

⟡ in the good ending they will fly out somewhere wheree it's safe and ven will start working as a florist\gardener 💪💪 my man loves nature (bc of his original background) martha's gonna probablyyy work from home and try to profit off her hobbies

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8 and 30 for you bodyguard au :]

thank you for the ask! for this ask game <)

8. who is a morning person? who is a night owl?

— easy - martha's the night owl, veniamin is a morning person. martha has a VERY hard time getting up in the morning and needs at least an hour to feel like a decent human being before doing anything. doesn't matter how many hours she slept or what time she got up. still feels like shit even if she doesnt look like it. and veniamin doesn't have dreams or nightmares, he's a light sleeper aand no matter how many he slept he'd still feel totally normal. good, even. can't mess up his sleep schedule even if he tried. ven wakes up bright and early, often than not watches martha sleep and wipes the drool and tears off her face.

30. pet names? yes or no?

— absolutely YES .

ven's ppetnames for martha: princess, sweetheart, darling, love, angel, sugar.

martha's pet anmes for veniamin: honey, hon, dear, dearest, babe, beloved.

smth that goes both ways: dumbass, bastard, (miserable-)wretch, abomination, shithead, smartass. VERY affectionately. martha also cusses him out in russian on the regular basis.

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small moodboard for bodyguard!au babies and playlist ptm2!!! (moodboard made out of my gallery lmao)

1. Sunday - The Cranberries

2. Nazareth - Sleep Token

3. Why don't U? - Father

4. ILOVEAPORN - 2rbina 2rista

5. Older - Isabela LaRosa

6. Michelle - Sir Chloe

7. Lovers Rock - TV Girl

8. if u think i am pretty - Artemas

AHHHHH SO GOOD thank you for your offering 🙏🙏🙏 i love thisss and THE SEVENTH PIC?? HELLOOO??? HIII???? dea d. the last one??? yepp thass me 😋😋

i will listen to everything in the morning darlin!!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 luv ya