#my goal is obviously to one day write a y/n that is so unhinged if she were real she'd be banned in 12 counties.

[mjfsupremacy]

‘Sweetheart, what the fuck are you going on about?”

“I don’t know, I probably have a concussion! I’m delusional and I’m telling you that you would love MAFS okay.”

“No, you were telling me that you broke your toe when you were 8.”

“And it fucking hurt Maxwell.”

“You are delusional.”

“Hey! Fuck you buddy!”

“let’s get you to the trainers.”