#my mom sometimes is like 'hey kiddo wanna enter a marathon with me? it'll be fun!' and I'm like in what UNIVERSE....
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This is honestly such a dad thing to do
#Of /course/ your dad is off walking up a mountain instead of taking the train like everyone else and of /course/ it was a life long goal#I bet he asked his kids if they wanted to go with him and they were all like 'absolutely fucking not. why would we do that'#my mom sometimes is like 'hey kiddo wanna enter a marathon with me? it'll be fun!' and I'm like in what UNIVERSE....#you might say to me 'bea your mom isn't a dad' and to that I say I don't have a dad!!! -big wet eyes as violin music plays-#Tuvok
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