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clownforce99 · 2 years

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packin' em in like sardines. freja honestly doesnt know half the people that hunker down at her place but it doesnt matter because its not like anything ever goes missing, and the landlord doesn’t do anything about noise complaints either.

if you’re a part of torrent, you’re safe; troopers from elsewhere are welcome but it’s at your own risk because not everyone’s CO has social anxiety as bad as rex

#ok stuff does go missing but its food. and her fridge has a false interior wall that she hides the important things behind #she'll gripe about never being able to use her couch but the truth is it's nice to have company after beans is gone #she keeps a large value-pack of toothbrushes in her bathroom as well as some standard issue toothpaste pilfered from who knows where #sometimes she ends up with more furniture than she started with #like she'll go to bed with one side table and wake up with another mismatched table left in the corner of the living room #mystery furniture now in freja's possession include a comically low to the ground lawn chair #a very ugly and possibly haunted painting of a wookie (its eyes appear to follow you around the room)#a botched taxidermy loth cat #and a bowl of fake fruit with bites taken out of them #tfw ur tags are longer than the post

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