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anotherpapercut · 10 months

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a friend of mine sold me a cello for $100* and I'm literally so stoked about it I'm not even sure like. I don't know what to do with it. what do I do first

* for context the only cello I could find for $100 on Facebook marketplace or craigslist was actually an upright bass and it was broken in half

#for further context to the context nobody on facebook marketplace knows what the fuck a cello is #there was also a violin for sale as a cello because why not #I considered messaging these people but is that like a dick move #no i dont want to buy this because you're charging a ridiculous amount but youre also stupid. please google the word cello #literally the cheapest actual intact cello ive seen is $500. theyre typically thousands #and he gave me his rock stop rosin bow and a practice book. the case is broken tho lmao #id like a hard case for it but those ALSO cost thousands lmfaoo #so if any of yall have a hard case for a full size cello you dont need hmu how does $100 sound lol #side note he told me it was a 3/4 but its not its a full haha dumbass. now ive gotta make fun of him #already lost my best joke bc every time i sae him i used to say 'hey you owe me a cello' but he doesnt anymore

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