#not only these two fuckers don't exist but they barely do that even within their own canon as well

[sandinthepipes]

I feel sorry for those who perceive reed900 to be the same as hancon, because you are missing out on so much sassery and fucked-uppery

[unfinishedzizzy]

I GOT THE FULL SET YOU FUCKERS AIN'T SAFE

Headcannon list under cut!

- Eldstar is literally a textually accurate angel. Like, no joke, Eldstar literally enters with BE NOT AFRAID and under the cloak are multiple rings of eyes. Eldstar is also the only one that never really leaves the sanctuary, preferring to remain in it due to noticeablilty. The other six can have more subtle differences than the old man does.

- Mamar may SEEM chill, and for the most part she is, but the second ANY of the star spirits are threatened she immediately goes into Mama Bear mode. She's literally the tallest at 10 feet tall (next tallest is Muskular at 8'7) so most enemies avoid pissing her off for that reason alone. Also, most stars (several newly risen) often go to the sanctuary just to speak with her as she is very motherly towards everyone

- Skolar is a bit of a cringe-fail little bitch. Like, he's had so much dumb shit happen to him within his control that he's kinda suprised he's still respected. It can also control how many arms it has, but only up to 6. Two of his arms will always end up on the same limb though. He's really good at building machines, and has pulled MANY all nighters to build them.

- Muskular's skin feels like fucking sandpaper, they are NOT smooth. They also just kinda suck at comforting people despite their family consisting of the most peaceful man in existence, a chaotic little nurse, and the most motherly woman in existence. The most you'll get from them is an awkward pat of the back and a thumbs up. They're MUCH better at encouraging folks. They kinda permanently smell of saltwater, but it's not overwhelming.

- Misstar is actually the Star Spirit with the most powerful magic, barely surpassing Eldstar's capabilities. The rest are kind of lucky it only really uses magic to heal people, grant wishes, and cheat at card games because it could totally take over the entire Dream Depot if it wanted to. It might come off as romance obsessed, but it's actually just really confused about romantic bonds and really wants to eventually figure them out.

- Klevar's body behaves like a porcelain doll (their blood is basically super glue but takes a long time to actually repair the skin). They also don't have eyes, just pupils. Anyway they can beat people at literally any board game, even ones they haven't played. Their favorite is 5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel. The only book they REFUSE to finish is Stranger in a Strange Land (obviously)

- Kalmar has a never ending supply of dad jokes for every situation imaginable. He also radiates this aura that causes those around him to be very unwilling to commit physical violence. It can also effect Star Spirits, but it manifests more as a calming effect then anything. It can easily calm down others' panic attacks. Given this, he can easily break down whenever he feels there's nothing he can do.