#not starting anything swifties not a h8r I love that y'all are passionate

[rdlain]

in wake of the breakup TSwift will get a "omg is she actually dating [insert female c-lister here]?!? SHE IS!!" pr coverage to distract the fact she was dating a cringe nazi dude in the first place, also to continue the 10 year "I'm not the goody-goody taylor you know from 2007, I'm Bad now😎 I'm even dating🫢 a GIRL" with a bonus of rage baiting conservatives into fb-tier engagement all "remember when Tswift made good christian music the liberal left media machine corrupted her and our youths!1!1! satanic." so win win. They'll do a sapphic photoshoot for sure (like cottagecore shit but more sparkly) for some magazine(s), appear in public holding hands, do a chase peck for the crowd at the end of shows ect.

unfortunately for gaylors as soon as the damage is covered up and they cease milking it (like 4-ish months or so?) they will split amicably, c-lister gf will have a career boost and Tswift will date her next scrub-du-jour, but it won't matter because afterwards she will forever be embraced in the warm bosom of the quwueer commuwunity