#obviously IRL 'is it okay for a 17-year-old to date a 20-year-old' is a complex question

[marzipanandminutiae]

just saw someone get accused of CP for shipping a 17-year-old anime character with a 20-year-old anime character

the internet was a mistake

[trashynoona]

Noona [2]

This is really just a little Drabble/extension from p1, just to satisfy my noona complex for this giant cutie. Like seriously, his smile. How can he look so innocent and sweet and yet so hunky all at once?!

- So guanlin and you have been secretly dating for about 2 months now. He generally used ‘hanging out with Jaehwan Hyung’ as a reason to visit your dorm. :p (kudos to wing man Jaehwan)

- your company is planning for a Single solo release for you.

- you’ve been practicing hard and long to present this new image to the audience.- while you were having a meeting with your company, they suggested to feature a male rapper.

-‘erm how about Lai guanlin of cube ent? I mean he’s really popular, and he’s close friends with Jaehwan Oppa.’ You quipped.

- Jaehwan rolled his eyes at you and shot you a dirty smirk.

- your company (thankfully) thought it was a good idea and thought it might be a good idea to milk on the whole guanlin-jooe rumour; are they an item or are they just close friends???

- so guanlin was obviously ecstatic about the collaboration.

- he met you bright and early in your company’s production room.

- this is the first time you are producing a song independently and he’s so proud and honoured to be able to be part of it.

- you showed him the demo and it was pretty much a swaggy singing rapish song.

- ‘noona, you rap?!’ Guanlin was so surprised, and honestly thought it was pretty hot. Especially since you’ve always been the girl next door.

- you smack him on his arm. ‘I can be a swaggyyyyy rappperrrrr too okay!’ You teased him of his cheesy embarrassing speech he gave during his p101 days. Lol.

- the collaboration was great and both of you loved that you have extra time to spend together.

- perhaps you guys took longer than expected to complete the song production just so you guys can snuggle on the couch and watch movies.

- it’s hard dating as idols afterall :(

- one day, guanlin brought you a lunchbox.

- you giggled at how cheesy it was as there was a piece of ham haphazardly cut into a heart shape on top of the kimchi fried rice he made, along with your name in ketchup on the ham.

- ‘hahaha I didn’t know my swaggy rapper had this side to him!!!’ You teased.

- ‘ughhhh this was seonho’s idea i swear. Seriously. why did I listen to that idiot.’ Guanlin was Super flustered. He promised himself he was gonna smack that chick when he gets home.

- ‘ no no it’s cute. Thank you. I love it.’ You said and gave guanlin a peck on the lips.

- he made a mental note to thank the chick instead.

- fast forward to the MV shooting day.

- ‘wahhh guanlin looks good!’ You teased as the make up unnies were almost done with guanlin’s prep.

- ‘noona! Why is your outfit so revealing?!’

- ‘what do you mean??’ You were dressed in a crop top, an oversized denim jacket and hot shorts.

-‘noona the whole world can see your belly button! I haven’t even seen it before!’ Guanlin was pouting like a baby.

-‘aww is my baby chick jealous? Look. You can look at my belly button now!??’

- ‘you know I don’t mean it that way!’ Guanlin pouts even more.

- you smack your Boyfriend for being a hormonal young man with dirty thoughts. Lollol.

- ‘you can’t blame me okay. Let’s face it, I’m a hot blooded young man, and my Girlfriend is a really hot noona.’ Guanlin spoke with absolute conviction.

- ‘so I should be angry that my guanlin goes around staring at other girls with a sexy gaze and smirk? Mmmm? Junior sexy bandit?!?’

- ‘fair. At least I’m the male lead in the mv. Hehehehe’ Guanlin shoots you a teasing wink before strutting off.

- your Boyfriend was honestly quite flustered by how sexy you can be. And he was Low key quite proud.

- he was extra happy when the mv director instructed him to hold you by the waist and be all sultry together (imagine seonho and guanlin’s trouble maker lol)

- he was also pretty shy, because you guys pretty much only cuddled and made out irl

- You were also getting pretty flustered. You knew your bf can be sexy, but you also know he’s a dork. To have him be sexy and professional while working with you is quite a bit to take.

- when the director yelled ‘cut’ both guanlin and you breathe a sigh of relief.

- you both met in the make up room and broke out in laughter.

- ‘shall we take it slow irl lil chick?’

- guanlin nods his head enthusiastically, he wasn’t sure if he could cope if you guys took it to the next level. (Ie he might forget his duties as an idol lol)

- ‘but I get to see you in a bikini now that I’ve seen your belly button.’ Guanlin announced before running away, too pleased with himself.

- the make up unnies are back to touch up your make up so you could not hit your bf.

- ‘saranghae noona. Love you!’ Guanlin text you as he shoots you a smirk from the opposite end of the room.

(before I get berated for sexualising an underage idol, I would just like to point out that what counts as ‘sexualisation’ is pretty subjective. Furthermore, this scenario is happening at least 3 years from now, meaning our dear guanlin would be 20 in Korean age, and regardless, im sure regular 17 year olds are hormonal hot blooded youths regardless if they’re idols. And this is really the furthest I’d go, no kinky shit. Because I still ultimately agree that it’s wrong to sexualise a minor to that extent.)