#ohhhh brooo it's so gross

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my brother showed me the video that traumatized the general internet at the time of 2007 to 2011 , two girls on Cup I was never the same after this video

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Me watching Riverdale, Episode 2:

Why’s Betty so upset??? Did I miss something??? Sometimes people just don’t like each other that way and Archie has no obligation to her and besties code is fucking stupid so she shouldn’t be sensibly mad at Veronica either

Not the scene where Jughead’s narrating and does the flashback and Jason passes and it’s suitably queercoded

Ewwww Archie and the teacher

Can you shut the fuck up, Betty’s mom. Unless there’s more significant history behind this I don’t wanna hear it. If you were bullied by the Blossoms I could give a fuck, you’re still wearing pearls, I think you’re fine

Brooo jughead is me. Fuck PE

“ARE WE SURE ARCHIE IS STRAIGHT”

I’m still a little concerned. I sorta ship Jughead with Archie but I don’t want to stomp over his aroace identity.

Bro they weren’t together stop apologizing Veronica. She has no claim on him. Yeah you tried to push them together but what happened happened get the fuck over it

Oh no this town is small enough to have a sheriff

If Archie and the teacher came forward about what happened on the fourth then... idk. Maybe it’s because of the repercussions for Archie but I’m fine with her getting arrested because fucking GROSS

Hmmm yeah I’m with jughead what happened arch??? 🤨

Oh no what’s up with Kev and the closet case

Yeah. I don’t blame people for being closeted if that’s where they feel most comfortable but it’s hard to date a closeted person

ARE YOU OKAY YOU STONE COLD BITCH

I’m just happy archies more than a set of abs

His voice is kinda weird for his body... is that just me??? He just sounds different than I expected

BETTY ITS NOT THAT DEEP HE JUST DOESNT LIKE YOU

SERIOUSLY AM I MISSING SOMETHING

BETTY SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP LIFE FUCKING HAPPENS GET OVER IT

Oop, Archie got fucking caught

This is unhealthy Archie please get the fuck away from her. I know it’s not that easy but please this isn’t good it’s not real, don’t kiss her, this is wrong as fuck

Yes Jughead please snoop

Okay but um cheryl looks pretty

OH MY GOD STOP BEING A FUCKING BITCH BETTY. STOP IT. YOURE FUCKING STUPID. ITS NOT HER FAULT YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS FUCKED. ITS YOURS. YOURE MAKING IT SUCH A BIG DEAL. I ALREADY HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL I DONT NEED THIS NONSENSE AGAIN. USE YOUR HEAD.

I started out anticipating hating Veronica but she’s the only one besides Jughead and Archie I find moderately tolerable

Varchie has nice chemistry.

Ohhhh so he kissed her when they were little. Still doesn’t change how annoying she’s being

Oh god oh god Cheryl sitting in front of Betty and doing her makeup oh god oh god I’m gay that’s some sapphic shit

Speaking of mean alpha bitch sapphics that I’ll probably end up love-hating she reminds me of Carrie from jatp

I think Cheryl might have a legitimate disorder. I’m not kidding or trying to be mean. I think it might be a possibility

Not jealous Jughead but also Jughead trying to explain that this is fucking stupid.

SHES A LITERAL FUCKING COUGAR. HE. IS. RIGHT. THIS IS PREDATORY

Breakup vibes. I mean I hate to reduce it to that but that’s how it feels.

My new favorite character is Jughead. I relate to him so much

Betty’s mom is probably Christian huh.

Alice can you fucking stop

Yay!!! They’re making up and Betty is admitting she was dumb!!!

Off topic but I’m super hungry my tummy hurts :(

Can you shut up Reggie. And you never responded so I’m going to have to assume you can’t spell necrophilia

YES PROTECT HIM ARCHIE

I’m staying up late watching this cause I’m sick and I can’t get to sleep. I’m miserable lmao

I like Kevin

The way Archie looks over at Jughead and he looks away

This is so... gay.

“We’re not gonna hug in front of this whole town!”

The way his gaze lingers on Jughead as he steps back, and then he looks over his shoulder in the next shot

What state is Riverdale in

That is some of the baddest fucking twerking I’ve ever seen, not that I see that on the regular, but I have no idea what that is lmao

That song was a bop tho

Huh, upstate New York I guess

Cheryl’s got ✨trauma✨

Okay I actually understand Cheryl’s loss. Like not precisely. But that’s what you think. When it hits you, it hits you hard. “They’re gone” “They were supposed to come back” “Why aren’t they here” I find that pretty authentic

Okay okay I can start liking Betty again I’ll forgive her this time

Not Archie walking in with Jughead and it suddenly hitting me like “they look like a couple”

I love Jugheads voice. I don’t think it’s because there’s anything necessarily remarkable about it but it’s just nice

“The luckiest redheaded boy in the universe” please????? 🥺